Slappy, Beware! is a special edition hardcover book released to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Goosebumps franchise, which now has hundreds of books across numerous series, after starting out with the original Goosebumps series of sixty-two books released from 1992-1997. This book tells "an" origin story for Slappy, the ventriloquist dummy that has become synonymous with the Goosebumps franchise. I say "an" origin story and not "the" origin story because it sounds like Slappy has more than one. There doesn't seem to really be a canon in Goosebumps, with Slappy apparently having died in numerous books over the years and then just being alive again in later books with no real explanation of how that happened. So I'm not really surprised his origin is loosely defined.
I don't have too much to say about this one, other than that it was disappointing. R.L. Stine's writing is still really pedestrian, even after all these years. It's absolutely unbelievable to me, but this reads exactly like a book from the original series in the 1990s. Stine still has the same serious flaws in his writing, and there are a lot of them. I feel like he should be called "The Recycler", because all he does is reuse everything from his previous stories, and I mean everything. He has literally just taken entire plots from some of his previous books in the past, changed very minor details, and then published it as a "new" book.
He does that here as well. This started out as a very interesting and well written origin story, but after around 20 pages it devolved into the same Slappy book Stine has written a dozen times before: Slappy ends up with some kids in a family, Slappy starts wreaking havoc in their home and sets things up so the children either blame each other for his actions, or the parents blame the children for them, or both, and this just repeats itself over and over again and then the book is over.
The complete lack of any kind of evolution in Stine's writing is truly unbelievable to me, because since the original sixty-two-book series I think he has written hundreds of books. Let me count out the ones I'm aware of, but there are probably a lot more than this, because of how prolific he is:
- Goosebumps Series 2000 (25 books)
- Goosebumps Most Wanted series (14 books)
- Goosebumps SlappyWorld series (17 books published to date, with more on the way)
- Goosebumps HorrorLand series (19 books)
- Goosebumps Hall of Horrors series (6 books)
- Red Rain (a 371-page adult novel)
- Superstitious (a 400-page adult novel)
- Stinetinglers (short story collection)
- The final Ghosts of Fear Street series books (9 books)
- New Fear Street series (4 books)
- The Final Fear Street Sagas series books (7 books)
- Fear Street Seniors series (12 books)
- Fear Street Nights series (3 books)
That's over a hundred books, and that's just what I know of; he's also been involved with numerous graphic novels and other projects, so it's probably a lot higher than this. Anyway, how, after having written at least 100 books across numerous different age levels and mediums since the original Goosebumps series, is R.L. Stine's writing still so flawed? Like, he still endlessly repeats the same exact crutch words he used back in the 1990s ("stammered", "demanded", etc). And he still writes the same cookie-cutter characters that are developed in just a single sentence or two. And he still repeats the same events within a single book over and over again. And he still reuses the same tired, old ideas he's beaten like a dead horse a dozen times before in numerous Goosebumps series past. And he still writes the same stories that start out well and then competely fall apart. It's truly shocking to me that he basically hasn't evolved at all as a writer in the past thirty years, when he's had hundreds of books in which to do so.
Anyway, long rant over. This book was okay, but I don't recommend spending money on it; rent it from the library. It's basically Slappy: Part XXV. If you've ever read a single Slappy book in any Goosebumps series, you've sort of already read this book, because they're all the same. If you're new to Goosebumps, this might be a reasonable place to start, but don't expect to be blown away. It's a pretty average book.
CAWPILE rating:
Characters: 5.0
Atmosphere / Setting: 5.5
Writing Style: 4.5
Plot: 4.0
Intrigue: 4.0
Logic / Relationships: 5.0
Enjoyment: 4.0
= 32 total
÷ 7 categories = 4.57 out of 10
= 3 stars