Have you ever wondered what happens when pigs fly or your favorite duck decoy shows up in drag? My Outdoors explains these mysteries and many more. Award-winning humorist Steve Galea relives experiences that range from the mildly embarrassing to seriously befuddling to downright life-threatening, but always hilariously. Join the host of questionable backwoods characters with whom he shares quality time in aromatic deer camps, disintegrating duck blinds and leaky boats. Learn why their motto is "Conservation through Incompetence!" If you’re a hunter who wants to know how to properly miss whatever you are aiming at, or an angler who avoids catching fish so you won’t have to clean them, you will find yourself among friends in this collection of stories that are not merely amusing—they’re laugh-out-loud, tears-rolling-down-your-cheeks hilarious.