If I ever elbow any man in the nose, let it be an orc
This orc is a dORC, and ORCward 🥰, but just plain adORCable 🥹. I just love him ❤️ and he’s stORCky too 😅 (okay I’ll stop 🤣).
Janice (human) works at Evil Inc in HR. She’s trying to file a report, but the cabinet’s jammed when Khent, a huge Orc that works in IT, comes to her rescue. He’s not progressing, so she shows him how to wiggle and pull the drawer at a certain angle- and then she elbows him in the nose, causing him to bleed 😬. While she’s trying to help with the bleeding, she feels hot 👀 woozy 😅 and well, kind of hooorny 🫣.
She calms herself down and then goes back to her office when Khent comes back to check on her, she gets 🥵 at his close proximity, and well, he does too 👀. He breathes so HARD that one of his buttons pops off 🤣 (look at this shirt on the cover- that thing needs Jesus to help it stay on). Being the helpful person that she is, she rushes to pin it closed, and then proceeds to unbutton his shirt 🤣.
And then all helllll breaks loose in her nether regions 🔥😬 and Khent does the only sensible thing he can do… he gives her a helping hand 👀 and well, 👅 too 🫣.
Why? Because they’ve accidentally Mate-Bonded and she’s experiencing the Blood Fever 🫣.
They go to HR to explain what happened and it seems it’ll go well, as long as they keep their distance and let the Blood Fever die out.
Since Janice is human, she starts doing some research on what it all means… and one website leads to another and then she’s watching orc 🌽 …on her work computer…😳and Khent has to contact her because of… um… malware 😅.
It seems like it’s going to be a lot tougher to not be in contact with each other 👀.
What I liked/loved:
—the illustration halfway through 👀. And for free?? Say lesssssss 😮💨
—how freaking adorable (adORCable) Khent is 🥰. Gah. He’s awkward and cute and made me wanna just hug him tallll AF muscly body 👀.
—the tension 👀. Oh LAWD. So much tension with these two. Even I was feeling the mating bond 🤣. I was about to move Janice over if she didn’t do some claiming of her own 👀. Even though this book’s short, the tension was so damn palpable I’ll never look at orc 🌽 the same again
—the 🔥. Oh LAWD. It was hot upon these kindle pages 🥵. We get their first office 💦 scene when Khent helps Janice out 😉 and then we get a lot of scenes where they are heating up the office space. And don’t get me started on the holistic place/bathing pool they visit 🥵. Jeeeezus 🔥. I love how realistic it was with how much bigger Khent is compared to Janice (that’s what she said 🤣)
—just the tip 🫠🔥
—their vulnerabilities🫶. We only have Janice’s POV but we can feel Khent’s feelings/insecurities through his actions ❤️. Janice has her own as well
—the mate carry 👀. Ermagod. This was adORCable 😭. He just straight up scales down a wall in order to ensure she’s safe 😭🫶. Gawd. I love him 🥹
—F THE PAPERWORK ELEVATOR SCENE 👀. Did it remind me of 50 Shades? Yes 🤷🏻♀️. Did I care? Nope 💁🏻♀️. It was 🔥🥵
—unhinged Janice 💅. Yes. She needs to make more decisions 🤣
—the sweet moments 🥹.
What I wanted more of:
—length 😐
—an epilogue 😭. We don’t get one 😑. It just ends and leads to a different POV. I was like 🤨. Give me my epilogue 😭
—more scenes, like meeting the parents etc. Sigh. I just wanted more and didn’t want it to end
Overall, I loved this 🫶
⚠️ safety squad ⚠️
-no cheating/sharing/owd/omd
-mental health/social anxiety
-h on birth control/it’s been a while for H
-HEA (no epilogue)