Assquatch

by Whit Slorp

Social distancing has been hard for us all, but Assquatch has been isolating for years! He manages to use his intoxicating farts to forge a steamy quaranteam of two with a human. That is, until a love interest stumbles upon their nomadic sexistence in the forest and presents a rejoin the world of humans or answer the call of the wild.

39 pages, Paperback

Published October 14, 2021

About the author

Whit Slorp is a visual artist the award-winning author of parody erotica stories including Abrahannibal Lectern, My A-Hole Fell in a K-Hole, Peenocchio and the Wooden Circus Plot (Pardy Boys Gay Adventure Series Title), The Hidden Valley Ranch of Studs Mystery (Nancy Screw Mystery Series Title),CAWK, Assquatch (Chillpimples series), and Are You There God? I Thought I Heard Cody Masturbating, But It Was Just His Grandma Stirring a Pot of Shells and Cheese. They paint all of the cover art for their titles.

Whit currently lives in Portland, OR.

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Reviews

[Carol · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was hilarious! It only gets 3 stars due to grammatical errors.

[Callie Towne · Rating 3 out of 5]

I'd give this silly read a solid 3.5/5
The book is reminiscent of the Goosebumps books we all read as children.
The story follows Assquatch and his gross and strange life of isolation.
Only 34 pages so it is a super quick read!
If you need a quick read of a palate cleanser, this is a good option!

[Nikki · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is so weird. If you are fan of bizzaro fiction then you'll love this.

[Anna J · Rating 4 out of 5]

A+ material right here. Loved the Bigfoot’s hypnotizing farts!

[Iambunny 2689 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very creative smutty novel about a gay man attempting to rescue his lover from a Sasquatch with a fatty. I loved it!