McGrath writes well, but there just isn't enough about the Riverman. Or, perhaps what there is isn't all that compelling in the end.
> The air was so clear, and free of dust, that he realized he had gone a couple of weeks without the urge to pick his nose
> “These adventures are incredible,” he said, repeating a sentiment that he’d voiced earlier in the day. “They really are. They’re wonderful to have. They’re dangerous, and full of excitement. However, at this point in my life, I’ve had enough of this excitement. I’d much rather be at home with a woman, and a family like you have, than out here on the water. But this is the alternative.”
> Before taking his leave of Jason and Tom—he offered handshakes, they gave him hugs—Conant presented them with a regift of his own, in the form of prisoners’ MREs. These were leftovers from the cleanup crew, and surprisingly delicious, at least by itinerant standards. (“They swam in a thick, delicious savory gravy,” Conant wrote of the dumplings he’d sampled. “Yum yum.”) Of the seventeen meals that remained, he kept four for himself, abstemious, and left his would-be tormentors with the other thirteen, “subconsciously hoping,” as he put it, that the odd number would prove a source of tension.
> By the standards of type A expedition athletes, Conant can’t claim even a proper descent of the country’s grandest river (“old pal, unpredictable friend,” he called it), whose official headwaters are at Lake Itasca, fifty-odd miles upstream of where he put in for his own ostensible full-Mississippi voyage, in 2009. But you can’t catch a Greyhound to Lake Itasca, so he settled for Bemidji, where “one of a string of lakes that form the headwaters,” as he explained it to me, was within walking distance of a store that sold cheap canoes.
> He recalled the time, in Bozeman, in the dark, when he had inadvertently put the boots on the wrong feet and scarcely noticed any discomfort, and he now determined to switch them regularly as a matter of preservation, as if rotating the tires on a car.
> Conant’s annotations on them were sparse, mysterious, and at times alarmist. An asterisk in the middle of the shipping channel, south of Annapolis, was accompanied by three exclamation marks and the words “OUCH DISASTER.”
> At a rest stop, they overheard a couple of men in the parking lot making disparaging references to the spectacle of the two of them, with their truck bed full of junk. “They called us Sanford and Son,” Wells said. “It kind of hurt Dick’s feelings. I was like, ‘Dick, don’t worry about it. Those guys are stuck in Hampton, Virginia, picking up trash. Their whole lives, they could try, and they won’t see the things you’ve seen, and meet the people you’ve met.’ ”