i’ve wanted to read this book for months and months. the premise (magical college!!) instantly drew me in, as well as the seeming intrigue of our main character Ren. however, it turned out a little… less than that.
—> spoilers ahead! be careful!
the first thing that struck me about this book was the writing style. the sentences seemed a little blunt to me, like something was missing. however, that’s probably just my love of commas (also keep in mind that i’ve been reading classics for my past three steady books). it wasn’t hard to get used to, and I think it contributed to this book by keeping me reading it
this book, despite how little I liked it, was very easy to read. the writing style allowed me to absorb what was happening very quickly, and I didn’t have to wade through any prose to do it. I would’ve liked a bit more description in some cases (i barely had a picture of avy, for example) but it was good for me because I didn’t have to do work to read this book, lol.
however, this has a drawback. because of the simplicity of the writing, it read like middle grade to me. don’t get me wrong— I love some middle grade books (tahereh mafi’s furthermore, I chant in the distance). however, when i’m looking for an epic high fantasy and instead find a skeleton of a book, it disappoints me.
speaking of this skeleton of a book, I genuinely think that’s the best way to describe this. The bones are all there— the plot and worldbuilding are phenomenal. Those guys are the three stars fr <33 the waxways were so incredibly imaginative!! and the houses, and magical college, and the whole magic is a science and a math…… I am in love.
but as for what populated the gaping mouth of this skeleton, the brain and heart and organs…? here are our tropes, arguably the organs of the story.
𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔-
romance- Theo and Ren’s romance fell so incredibly flat to me. she literally had no feelings for him, only using him to get ahead. I would’ve read with more interest if she had been fighting herself for indifference, emotions pouring out as she tries to walk the knife’s edge of keeping Theo in love and herself out of it. instead, Theo believes they’re going to get married, and she just… has other plans?
also, the constant references to “hookups” threw me out of this story. like out. timmons and clyde’s hookup (also, one of those names is fantasy, one of them roughly equates to chad, guess which is which) was just a blank thing that happened in the past. I would’ve liked to see stray glances, some pining on one part, making them a foil to ren and theo.
imagine how interesting that would’ve been?? the dead couple and the one that survived?? acting on passion vs acting for best interests? yet another interesting thing to stash away in my brain… that’s the end of this section, 0/5
friendships-
timmons and ren’s friendship was so cute and sweet. i liked her more than ren and i’m not sorry. the very short-lived found family was also cute!! 5/5
𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒕-
romance- mentions of “hookups”. kissing, not a ton of detail imo. 3/5
cursing- 0/5 if there was cursing it was probably fantasy words anyways
other- a semi-hallucinogenic drug is mentioned and taken, with no repercussions. characters drink, also with no problems. 4/5
𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏-
diversity- unless i missed something I don’t think there was a very diverse cast. one girl is described as olive-skinned.
lgbtqia+- lowkey i thought Cora was bi the entire time but that might’ve just been me… 1/5
religion- fantasy religion and the differences between different ones are discussed!!
now, i never do this, but welcome to our characters, the heart of the story!!
—— ren 🖋️🪩
“i’m a mirrorball, shimmering beautiful / i’ll show you every version of yourself tonight” (mirrorball, taylor swift)
Ren was our protagonist and POV character! I liked her dilemma at the start of getting accepted into the houses. However, her father’s backstory was kinda confusing to me. I also didn’t really understand what was going on with her mom.
The TERRIBLE romance with Theo threw me on her. She became incredibly un-relatable (lowkey i still kinda liked her scheming until it kept going…)
the final plot twist didn’t throw me at all. it wasn’t that I expected it, because I *didn’t* expect it, it just didn’t bother me. basically I didn’t care…..
ren overall was an ok character?? I liked Timmons way more.
——theo 💛💵
“you know you sound cocky as fuck” (cirque, sub urban)
these emojis are kinda taking me out but that was his entire vibe to me. im not sorry. he felt very one dimensional. fuckboy kinda vibes..?
——timmons ✨👒
“oh-oh, barbie, you’re so fine” (speed drive, charli xcx)
someone take the emoji keyboard away from me rn please
the life of the party!!!!!!!!! she’s one of the stars i am so fr on that one
——cora 👹👹👹
yeah that was her vibe to me. i really wanted to know a lot more about her!! she seemed super interesting but literally idk why she would do all that to pass her finals?? iykyk ig…
——ummm I think his name was avy 💪💪
yeah I don’t really remember him. he was pretty funny tho and I was interested in his dynamic with Cora. unfortunately things like that tend to stop when the author keeps ki-*gunshot*
this review is getting worse and worse the more it goes on…
——Clyde🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
that was clyde yeah. what’s up with this guy giving all his guy characters normal names and then his girls ✨fantastical✨ names? idk but it was really funny to me
if there were other characters I forgot them. OH I really liked the teacher tho I thought he was silly
This review has devolved so much so I think I have to stop it. Overall, a solid middle grade book, but bothered me in a lot of different ways (especially since my teacher read it and said she loved it?? so I assumed it was ya??)
—totoro!! ☀️🌱