Survivor

by Buzz Parcher

Hey, pig. Yeah, you.
Hey, pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig.
All of my fears came true.

Welcome to Gilbert Family Farms in Gilbert, West Virginia! We've got a room all set up for you. Are you ready?

You are the only hope for the continuation of the Gilbert family bloodline. Momma only births mongoloids and stillborns now, so we need you to diversify our family tree a bit. But there's a lot of work to be done, first.

We've gotta get you fattened up with the famous Gilbert Family Farms Hog Lard. Praise the lard! You gotta be big like Momma if you want Randall to mate with you. He thinks he's a dog, but he has the purest Gilbert seed.

Speaking of dogs, you can take a trip through the forest and meet the feral Gilbert dog children. But watch out for the animal traps.

Lawrence takes care of the feral dog children and you may find yourself on his farm. But be careful of his cellar. Don't end up in the cellar.

We hope you enjoy your stay at Gilbert Family Farms. Oink, oink, little piggy.

It's time to feed.

Black and blue and broken bones.
You left me here, I'm all alone.
My little piggy needed something new.

141 pages, Paperback

Published May 4, 2022

About the author

Typing your own biography in third person is weird, man.

I'm an indie author living in Ohio. I write in my free time, which isn't much. I'm a Dad to an amazing teenage daughter and work full time at a boring job in a boring office.

I've read all the things you're supposed to do to look like a professional author. I'm so sick of being told to be professional. Fuck that shit.

I'm crass, low class, white trash and I've made my peace with that. I write what I like to write and would want to read.

I really do love to hear from readers. I've had people track me down and message me about how my words made them feel. That's cool as shit to me. Can I say shit here? I guess we'll find out.

ROTTEN is my first published book. It is definitely not for everyone. I did it all myself. There's some formatting mistakes and some missing commas and what not. It can be distracting for some, but I hope the strength of the story overcomes all that.

That's it, I suppose. If you read any of my stuff, write me a review or tell me personally. We are all in this thing together.

See you in Hell, it's where all the cool people are.