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407 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2008
Perhaps the idea of self-as-community was what it meant to be a being in the world, any being; such a being being, after all, inevitably a being among other beings, a part of the beingness of all things."
"...[They] are all bags of selves, bursting with plurality..."I, that is to say "We", loved this. It's interesting, and uniquely worded, and it made me giggle to read it in what, before starting, I assumed would be a seriously dull book.
"They were little gods, the despots of the future: born, unfortunately, to rule. He loved them. They would betray him. They were the lights of his life. They would come while he slept. The little assfuckers. He was waiting for their moves."Oh, yes... We loved him. Loved.
The curse of the human race is not that we are so different from one another, but that we are so alike.
“I am what you might call a man embarked on a quest – a secret quest, what's more – but I must warn you that my secret has a curse upon it, placed there by the most powerful enchantress of the age. Only one man may hear my secret and live, and I would not want to be responsible for your death.”
Lord Hauksbank of That Ilk laughed again, not an ugly laugh this time, a laugh of dispersing clouds and revenant sunshine. “You amuse me, little bird,” he said. “Do you imagine I fear your green-faced witch's curse? I have danced with Baron Samedi on the Day of the Dead and survived his voodoo howls. I will take it most unkindly if you do not tell me everything at once.”
“So be it,” began the stowaway. “There was once an adventurer-prince named Argalia, also called Arcalia, a great warrior who possessed enchanted weapons, and in whose retinue were four terrifying giants, and he had a woman with him, Angelica...”
“Stop,” said Lord Hausbank of That Ilk, clutching at his brow. “You're giving me a headache.” Then, after a moment, “Go on.” “...Angelica, a princess of the blood royal of Genghis Khan and Tamerlane...” “Stop. No, go on.” “...the most beautiful...” “Stop.”
Whereupon Lord Hausbank fell unconscious to the floor.
“In the beginning there were three friends,” he said softly. “Niccolò 'il Machia', Agostino Vespucci, and Antonio Argalia. Their boyhood world was a magic wood.”
Music struck up. There was to be dancing now. She was to dance a pavana with the assassin of her hopes. “I must think,” she said, and he bowed. “Of course,” he said, “but think quickly, and before you think, you will be brought to my private rooms tonight, so that you may understand what you have to think about.” She stopped dancing and stood facing him. “Madam, please,” he chided her, holding out his hands until she began to step in time once again. “You are a princess of the blood royal of the house of Tamerlane and Genghis Khan. You know how the world works.”