I'm going to start with a disclaimer, because it's going to be a rant: I don't read contemporary romance unless it's for some kind of challenge (which this was, for the Pop Sugar 2024 Reading Challenge). I also don't know anything about K-dramas, but having grown up with Mexican telenovelas, I can understand the type of addiction they create. I do not understand the toxicity of the environment or the behaviour of the fans, though.
Disclaimer 2: I understand these characters are teenagers and teenagers do stupid things by default. But man, they are brainless...
This story is ridiculous. I could leave it at that, but I need to vent. Alas, I did it to myself...
First of all, let's start with the title. Why is it even called "Seoulmates"? These people live in San Diego and there's only a chapter or so where the action is placed in Seoul.
Hannah and Jacob are childhood friends. But, after Jacob's father dies, he moves to Korea and becomes a K-drama actor to support his family. Hannah feels hurt that he left and was unable to communicate with him and, thus, does the mature thing and deletes her e-mail address and refuses to speak with him anytime he tries to reach out. Because it's all about me me me in her head and she gives zero Fs about his life and his family's financial situation. So, when he injures his ankle and goes back to San Diego with his family for an extended summer vacation, she - again with the mature thing - does everything in her power to sabotage his stay.
But wait, there's more! Hannah is dumped by her boyfriend, Nate, because she's not into K-dramas - even though she's Korean, she does everything in her power to appear American and anything from her culture repulses her. She wants Nate back, so of course she has to change for the man, because isn't this what women do? So Jacob, now a big K-whatever superstar, helps her with that, and they start to reconnect. A lot of drama ensues, there's blackmail, jealousy, cultural reconnection, people getting barfed on, people almost drowning, fan aggression, social media melodrama... you name it.
It's a teenage romance, so is it even a spoiler that they miraculously solve all their issues and end up together, just how their mothers had planned since their childhood?
Cute, right? Now let me summarize why I found it ridiculous, starting with the first page (there might be spoilers):
- Hannah gets dumped after Nate pukes on her at a party and all she can think of is that he's her soulmate because he's the only person in her life who doesn't want to leave San Diego. Soulmate. At 17.
- The only thing she can think about is Nate and how he dumped her because they have nothing in common. Well, mam'selle, you have nothing in common with the dude, and it's not only about K-things. She made all her summer vacation plans around his desires, all the while hating every single activity.
- Hannah is incredibly childish. Not only does she ignore the fact that Jacob had no money and had to find a job so that he and his family could survive, but he treats him like sh!t, puts garbage in his room, insists on posting pictures with him (a big a$$ star) on social media despite his reticence, because she only has a few followers and no one would know, right?, she dates the person who bullied her best friend all through childhood, tries to convince Jacob to give up his job, his family's only means of subsistence, because she's lonely...
- The entire K-drama plot was just too over the top and Jacob's work ethic is questionable.
- Jacob literally beats up a guy because he had the audacity to ask Hannah out after he decided to go back to Korea AND EVERYONE CHEERS HIM ON??? Even the mothers???
I'm glad these books did not exist when I was a teenager. Because they are completely ludicrous but I just know I would have eaten them up and would have never read anything of substance. They are like candy - bad for you, but addictive and melt your brain.