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Three Scary Mafia Men and a Klutzy Girl
Sometimes a girl just needs a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates and a phone-controlled toy to brighten up her lonely Friday night.
Except if you’re Lorelei Johnson then it doesn’t happen without incident.
The toy breaks and gets stuck somewhere… it shouldn’t, and she spills wine on her phone causing it to malfunction so she can’t turn it off either.
Desperate, she seeks help from her tech-savvy long-time childhood friend who happens to live next door.
Except he’s not home and instead Lorelei walks in on three superhot but very scary men, ransacking her friend's house, looking for what she has no idea, all while she is being zapped awkwardly into the stratosphere at random intervals.
Publisher Not for sensitive readers. Reader discretion is highly advised.
Except if you’re Lorelei Johnson then it doesn’t happen without incident.
The toy breaks and gets stuck somewhere… it shouldn’t, and she spills wine on her phone causing it to malfunction so she can’t turn it off either.
Desperate, she seeks help from her tech-savvy long-time childhood friend who happens to live next door.
Except he’s not home and instead Lorelei walks in on three superhot but very scary men, ransacking her friend's house, looking for what she has no idea, all while she is being zapped awkwardly into the stratosphere at random intervals.
Publisher Not for sensitive readers. Reader discretion is highly advised.
130 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 13, 2022
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About the author
Chloe Kent
64 books297 followersChloe Kent has been hooked on romance since her teens and couldn’t wait to grow up and write her own romance novels.
Her spirited heroines usually require at least two… sometimes more incredibly hot heroes to keep her happy and that's exactly how Chloe writes them.
Her favorite pastimes include her husband, her dog, and books. Her biggest fear is running out of coffee or her imagination.
Her spirited heroines usually require at least two… sometimes more incredibly hot heroes to keep her happy and that's exactly how Chloe writes them.
Her favorite pastimes include her husband, her dog, and books. Her biggest fear is running out of coffee or her imagination.
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September 17, 2022Dnf at 40ish percent. This could've been a great book. Because heroine has a toy stuck in her vagaina and one of the guys has to take it out. That's gold for me.. BUT the heroine is a super klutz in every chapter even when I skimmed.. it was annoying like come on who has so much bad luck??!?
On top of that the men.. I love my men broody and alpha but these men where just stone.. they had no personality nothing at all I felt no chemistry between any of the men with the h which is sad
On top of that the men.. I love my men broody and alpha but these men where just stone.. they had no personality nothing at all I felt no chemistry between any of the men with the h which is sad
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August 12, 2024me reí horrible con esta trama por favor JAJAJAJJA
July 31, 2023
4★
Una chica con mala suerte, decide divertirse con un juguete sexual, solo que el juguete se rompa y quede dentro. Para no tener que pasar por la vergüenza de ir al hospital, decide pedirle ayuda a su mejor amigo y vecino, un genio en informática, solo que cuando entra en su casa, no se lo encuentra a él, sino que a 3 hombres que parecen estar registrando la casa de su amigo. Al no encontrarlo, deciden llevársela a ella como garantía, hasta que aparezca su amigo.
Es un libro corto pero divertido de tres mafiosos y una chica virgen, con insta love y poligamia. El cómo se conocen es muy divertido, más cuando ella tiene que explicarles el motivo por el que está ahí. Cuando deciden secuestrarla, se dan cuenta de que a los tres les llama la atención ella, a pesar de tener gustos diferentes. Ellos se van dando cuenta de cómo ella los cambia en muchos sentidos,
Me gusto, era justo lo que necesitaba leer, el como tres mafiosos, a pesar de como se criaron, son tan amables pero a la vez crueles, él como ella se convierte en su centro de universo, el como no les importa nada más que ella. Y la mejor parte fue la fiesta de reencuentros, fue mi parte favorita pero me faltó un poco más de ellos, se me hizo corto hasta para tener más de 100 páginas. Espero volver a leer algo de la autora pronto.
Una chica con mala suerte, decide divertirse con un juguete sexual, solo que el juguete se rompa y quede dentro. Para no tener que pasar por la vergüenza de ir al hospital, decide pedirle ayuda a su mejor amigo y vecino, un genio en informática, solo que cuando entra en su casa, no se lo encuentra a él, sino que a 3 hombres que parecen estar registrando la casa de su amigo. Al no encontrarlo, deciden llevársela a ella como garantía, hasta que aparezca su amigo.
Es un libro corto pero divertido de tres mafiosos y una chica virgen, con insta love y poligamia. El cómo se conocen es muy divertido, más cuando ella tiene que explicarles el motivo por el que está ahí. Cuando deciden secuestrarla, se dan cuenta de que a los tres les llama la atención ella, a pesar de tener gustos diferentes. Ellos se van dando cuenta de cómo ella los cambia en muchos sentidos,
Me gusto, era justo lo que necesitaba leer, el como tres mafiosos, a pesar de como se criaron, son tan amables pero a la vez crueles, él como ella se convierte en su centro de universo, el como no les importa nada más que ella. Y la mejor parte fue la fiesta de reencuentros, fue mi parte favorita pero me faltó un poco más de ellos, se me hizo corto hasta para tener más de 100 páginas. Espero volver a leer algo de la autora pronto.
May 3, 2024
Fast reflexes required
This book was an excellent read. It was fast paced and started with a scene that had me rolling on the floor laughing, and cringing in sympathy. The characters were as amazing as always and I loved the storyline. I was a little disappointed that it didn’t hold as much heat as I have come to expect from this author, and my favorite scenes were kind of glossed over, but I still enjoyed it and can’t wait to read the next installment.
This book was an excellent read. It was fast paced and started with a scene that had me rolling on the floor laughing, and cringing in sympathy. The characters were as amazing as always and I loved the storyline. I was a little disappointed that it didn’t hold as much heat as I have come to expect from this author, and my favorite scenes were kind of glossed over, but I still enjoyed it and can’t wait to read the next installment.
September 21, 2022
Wow, this short story was funny, fast pace, and hot and steamy.... these three strong and sexy men were on a mission to find their missing money, instead they found the one woman they will love and cherish together. Sure she may be a klutz at times but they will forever catch her.
Finding love where you never expect, but taking that chance on love will never be a regret.
Finding love where you never expect, but taking that chance on love will never be a regret.
August 4, 2025
I liked this book, it was funny and entertaining. Easy read.
September 16, 2022
Okay hands down this was the funniest book I think Ms. Kent has written yet. Just the idea of asking strangers to remove a sex toy had me laughing but add to that uncontrollable orgasms and I was dying. I also loved the revenge dig at the end as I'm sure we all would love to do this to someone from high school. Of course this now has given me fear of ever using toys for sexy time although it might be a good way to meet my neighbors 😅
April 4, 2023
Very Disappointed in this series
I've really enjoyed a lot of Chloe Kent's books, and if the events had been handled in a different manner, they would have been fine.
But, consent is a huge issue for me and for many readers. And even if the main characters are big bad mafia guys, I have a problem with anyone laying hands on another without an understanding of consent.
Spankings are normally a good thing, even some of the other "punishments" in this book...but not until boundaries have been established and the sub has the ability to safeword out. Before that, it's just a form of abuse. It doesn't matter if it ends up turning them on eventually. If they force something into a woman without permission, it is a form of rape.
I continued the series to see if maybe it was just the mafia guys, but, no. The lumberjacks in book 2 and now the CEO billionaires in book 3 also are taking without the heroine's consent, and I just cannot continue reading.
I realize there was a warning for sensitive readers to skip, but I am not a sensitive reader. These scenes would not be an issue if they weren't staged without consent.
If forced spankings and forced anal probing do not bother you, then go ahead and read this series, but otherwise, look for books where the recipient gives the green light first and her doms check in and give proper aftercare.
I've really enjoyed a lot of Chloe Kent's books, and if the events had been handled in a different manner, they would have been fine.
But, consent is a huge issue for me and for many readers. And even if the main characters are big bad mafia guys, I have a problem with anyone laying hands on another without an understanding of consent.
Spankings are normally a good thing, even some of the other "punishments" in this book...but not until boundaries have been established and the sub has the ability to safeword out. Before that, it's just a form of abuse. It doesn't matter if it ends up turning them on eventually. If they force something into a woman without permission, it is a form of rape.
I continued the series to see if maybe it was just the mafia guys, but, no. The lumberjacks in book 2 and now the CEO billionaires in book 3 also are taking without the heroine's consent, and I just cannot continue reading.
I realize there was a warning for sensitive readers to skip, but I am not a sensitive reader. These scenes would not be an issue if they weren't staged without consent.
If forced spankings and forced anal probing do not bother you, then go ahead and read this series, but otherwise, look for books where the recipient gives the green light first and her doms check in and give proper aftercare.
October 5, 2022
Lorelei is a klutz. She trips over air, walks into walls, and breaks things, never intending to. When she goes to her best friend's house next door one night looking for help, she comes across three really scary and really hot men who want her friend. Thinking her life is over, the last thing she thinks of is an HEA.
Chloe Kent writes some really fun why choose books, and this is one of her best. Her Heroes are rough around the edges, no matter how tailored the suit, and this heroine is as hapless as they come. Luckily, her guys are there to catch her before she falls. With some great spicy scenes, this five star read is well worth the one click.
I received an advance reader copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
Chloe Kent writes some really fun why choose books, and this is one of her best. Her Heroes are rough around the edges, no matter how tailored the suit, and this heroine is as hapless as they come. Luckily, her guys are there to catch her before she falls. With some great spicy scenes, this five star read is well worth the one click.
I received an advance reader copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
September 18, 2022
Funny, scary and a great book.
When Loreleigh goes for help from her best friend Morgan, she is surprised to find three gorgeous, if dangerous looking, men. They were looking for something and thought she knew about it. She tried convincing them that she had no idea what they were talking about and she refuses to tell them where they can find her friend. The entire book will give you chills,in more ways than one, make you laugh out loud. Great characters and storyline. Realistic and entertaining at the same time. Definitely worth the five stars and I look forward to more from Chloe Kent.
When Loreleigh goes for help from her best friend Morgan, she is surprised to find three gorgeous, if dangerous looking, men. They were looking for something and thought she knew about it. She tried convincing them that she had no idea what they were talking about and she refuses to tell them where they can find her friend. The entire book will give you chills,in more ways than one, make you laugh out loud. Great characters and storyline. Realistic and entertaining at the same time. Definitely worth the five stars and I look forward to more from Chloe Kent.
October 7, 2022
Firstly, you need to approach this book in the spirit in which it is written. It's a short story, featuring virgin, mafia, why choose themes. Accept that. Don't think that this is going to be literature for the ages. If you accept that then you will be very pleased with this story. Given the length of the book, there's not much scope for great character depth, but all of the characters are enjoyable. The situation, while unbelievable, is fun. However, what clinched this story for me is Lorelei. She's so much fun and fantastic in this book. If for no other reason, read this story for Lorelei, and your own inner klutz.
October 12, 2023
"Three Scary Mafia Men and a Klutzy Girl" by Chloe Kent is an intriguing and steamy romance novel that brings together unexpected characters in a captivating storyline. Kent's writing style is engaging, and the tension between the characters is palpable, delivering a narrative filled with desire and passion. The unique premise of a klutzy girl with three mafia men adds an exciting twist to the story. While the book offers an entertaining and passionate read, a bit more depth in character development and plot complexity could have made it a perfect 5-star read. Nonetheless, it's an alluring choice for those who appreciate romance with a touch of suspense and danger.
September 21, 2022
This book was funny, I empathized with the klutzy woman and the wrong place at the wrong time was an oh no moment!
I love a good short story and this one made me laugh and smile. Yes, it was scary at times too.
"Her orgasm vibrated through every cell in her body, electrifying every strand of hair she owned."
"His scent and the heat emanating from his body screamed power and danger."
"They looked like really busy men with zero patience for drama theatrics and that was what her situation was in a nutshell."
I love a good short story and this one made me laugh and smile. Yes, it was scary at times too.
"Her orgasm vibrated through every cell in her body, electrifying every strand of hair she owned."
"His scent and the heat emanating from his body screamed power and danger."
"They looked like really busy men with zero patience for drama theatrics and that was what her situation was in a nutshell."
August 26, 2023
Dark Romance Lite
I loved the character of Lorelei. The first couple of scenes with her mishap were hysterical. Things went down from there. None of the male characters were ever fleshed out. I felt I knew more about their housekeeper and goddaughter knew about them. The sex scenes were pretty rushed and really realistic. If the talent that wrote the female characters managed to merge more with the male characters this would be a great read. As it is it's a quick light hearted romance without any real depth.
I loved the character of Lorelei. The first couple of scenes with her mishap were hysterical. Things went down from there. None of the male characters were ever fleshed out. I felt I knew more about their housekeeper and goddaughter knew about them. The sex scenes were pretty rushed and really realistic. If the talent that wrote the female characters managed to merge more with the male characters this would be a great read. As it is it's a quick light hearted romance without any real depth.
September 14, 2022
3 Scary Mafia Men
She may be a klutz, but apparently is also more beautiful than she suspects. 3 Mafia men kidnap her after a very humiliating wrong place, wrong time crashes her world. Cute story. A little light on the sex scenes than what you would expect, and kind of slow-paced until the night of the reunion, and wham menage sex and professions of love and a marriage proposal. The ending was just too anti-climatic and so short I felt cheated. You mayvenjoy it.
She may be a klutz, but apparently is also more beautiful than she suspects. 3 Mafia men kidnap her after a very humiliating wrong place, wrong time crashes her world. Cute story. A little light on the sex scenes than what you would expect, and kind of slow-paced until the night of the reunion, and wham menage sex and professions of love and a marriage proposal. The ending was just too anti-climatic and so short I felt cheated. You mayvenjoy it.
September 23, 2022
This was a beautiful love story with a great HEA. It was also a very funny story, especially at the beginning. I could totally identify with Lorelei because I'm also known for stumbling over air.
However, I wish the story was a bit longer. It was a little less hot than the last Chloe Kent books I've read, but that didn't detract from the book itself.
I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
However, I wish the story was a bit longer. It was a little less hot than the last Chloe Kent books I've read, but that didn't detract from the book itself.
I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
November 18, 2022
This was such a great book. You felt connected to the female character. Her innocence was spot on. The way her mind went in different directions about different situations was heartfelt. You really felt like you were apart of the journey. Now those men ..... Wow they were smoking hot. They were all Alpha and very protected of her . They might have been made men but their heart was only for her. I totally recommend this book.
September 28, 2022
This short story started out with the klutz of a century. Whatever could go wrong did. What started out so funny changed quickly when Lorelei stumbled into a situation she couldn’t get out of. Very entertaining. Loved it
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily
August 2, 2023
Possessive Mafia Men
That really hit the spot today.
This is a short contemporary sort of insta love story, with a perfect amount of spice and storytelling. The characters are likable and over the top. I laughed and really enjoyed this lighthearted mafia story. Definitely give this one a read, it’s a great little pallet cleanser between dark books or a long series.
4⭐️ 3🌶
That really hit the spot today.
This is a short contemporary sort of insta love story, with a perfect amount of spice and storytelling. The characters are likable and over the top. I laughed and really enjoyed this lighthearted mafia story. Definitely give this one a read, it’s a great little pallet cleanser between dark books or a long series.
4⭐️ 3🌶
October 9, 2023
Tenía mucho potencial, pero no termino de convencerme.
He leído libros mucho más cortos que desarrollan mejor los sentimientos (aun con el instalove).
Se alargaba innecesariamente con los monólogos internos y al final la autora apresura muchísimo el final y ni siquiera desarrolla bien la escena íntima que comparten juntos, fue entretenido pero no lo recomiendo.
Hay libros mejores.
He leído libros mucho más cortos que desarrollan mejor los sentimientos (aun con el instalove).
Se alargaba innecesariamente con los monólogos internos y al final la autora apresura muchísimo el final y ni siquiera desarrolla bien la escena íntima que comparten juntos, fue entretenido pero no lo recomiendo.
Hay libros mejores.
September 24, 2022
Lorelei is hilarious with all the trouble she gets into. I love how Ian, Drake, and Justin change through the book taking care of Lorelei. I highly recommend this book if you like high heat, hot mafia men and a klutzy girl.
January 3, 2023
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I’m in shock with this whole story and how many emotional events happened that brought the characters together. There’s so much drama and excitement in every single moment of this experience. I can’t wait for more
I’m in shock with this whole story and how many emotional events happened that brought the characters together. There’s so much drama and excitement in every single moment of this experience. I can’t wait for more
February 13, 2023
Lorelei & her mafia men
How could anyone not fall in love with Lorelei!? She’s so sweet and innocent and loyal. It’s obvious she’s been mentally beaten down. For three dominant men, she is like catnip. What a great story. It’s very steamy, short and sweet!
How could anyone not fall in love with Lorelei!? She’s so sweet and innocent and loyal. It’s obvious she’s been mentally beaten down. For three dominant men, she is like catnip. What a great story. It’s very steamy, short and sweet!
November 19, 2023
Lorelei was hilarious…
Klutzy accountant Lorelei Johnson was looking for help from her friend when she found three scary mafia men instead. Justin, Ian and Drake took her as collateral but how can they ever let their innocent little captive go…
Klutzy accountant Lorelei Johnson was looking for help from her friend when she found three scary mafia men instead. Justin, Ian and Drake took her as collateral but how can they ever let their innocent little captive go…
December 20, 2023
I’m not really into Mafia books, but this one I liked -probably because of the Klutz..😉 Strange, yet funny… 🤣🤣🤣 ”She already envisioned the coroner's report. The deceased had a toy stuck in her woohaw” 🍷📱 🍷📱
December 24, 2025
This premise sounded just ridiculous enough to be entertaining but since the story was inconsistent, at best, it didn’t pan out. Every element had potential if it had been fleshed out instead of just being a trope or cliche to get to the next scene.
September 14, 2022
Good
Quick fast pace book. Nothing more embarrassing then being a klutz but even worse when u have to be rescued by three men looking for ur bff who has gone mia.
Quick fast pace book. Nothing more embarrassing then being a klutz but even worse when u have to be rescued by three men looking for ur bff who has gone mia.
September 19, 2022
This book is fast paced and starts out with a major Vibe. We have an extremely klutzy female who finds herself beholden to three mafia men. I had many great laughs thanks to this book.
September 21, 2022
Not for me
Very little cohesive storytelling nothing flowed together and the story moved very sporadically. I wanted to like it but didn't.
Very little cohesive storytelling nothing flowed together and the story moved very sporadically. I wanted to like it but didn't.
September 26, 2022
Short and sweet. Fun book but was too short. Towards the end of the book the writing felt rushed as the author has so much story left but few pages to fit it in.
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