There needs to be an option for 0 zero stars.
This book is terribly boring and has the most mundane descriptions. Each character, regardless of how minor they are, is described in detail. From the way they dress, to their little quirks and all their personality traits. The first 3 chapters are almost all about the place where Maya works and her co workers, and the whole floor plan of the office. It was so boring. The author kept repeating the name of the workplace "FASH" and it was just grating on my nerves. Plus, the descriptions were so weird.
She's seen that shade of brown before. The seventy per cent cocoa solids that bring together the two shells of a Plantation Paineiras chocolate macaron that she saw in a shop window in Paris.
The elfin-looking girl hands Simon his newspaper.
But Maya's eyes eyes look so bright, Nena can see orange blossom shards floating amongst praline pools.
The third one straight up sounds like diarrhoea. Just a few amongst the extremely weird, unnecessary descriptions written.
The main character, Maya Flowers, is shown to be absolutely perfect. The author keeps introducing weird little snippets to her persona throughout the book. There is a mention of when Maya's hair went wavy, and how she has a "Super Memory" and "seeing future skills" and just a shit ton of random quirks thrown in. Plus, the whole plot is nothing? She has an obsession with a guy she commutes with on the train and ends up handing him a note after which they get together. That is the whole story. That is it. The rest of the book is just random characters and half-finished character arcs. Also, the chapters written from James' (the train guy whatever) contribute nothing to the story. He is being badly treated by his girlfriend Kittie, and he is stuck in a job he hates.
Also, some of the tropes this book heavily uses:
1) Housewives are naive, incapable, and live in their own bubble. Maya's sister is portrayed like this.
Clara wouldn't know how to dress for a date, she can't bake a birthday cake without it looking like Henry made it, and she doesn't know the shortcut from the Victoria Line to the Bakerloo Line at Oxford Circus.
2) "Exotic" best friend who all the men fall for, and she has multiple flings going on at the same time. Also, she has a quirky job working as a clown for children's birthdays during the day and a dancer at night. ALSO, she is scared of stickers??
Dark skin that made it impossible to detect her ethnicity: was she Latin or Indian or Carribean?
Nena always has at least three boyfriends on the go, At the moment she is seeing Tony, the leading man in the West End's biggest show; Darius, a waiter from her favorite Camden coffee shop around the corner from her flat-share; and Pete, the plumber who just did a great job in fixing her pipework.
Nena is scared of stickers and won't ever eat fruit in case a gluey Cape, Enza or Del Monte logo touches her.
3) This was the most annoying one. All the women were so freaking dainty and small and delicate.
The girl giggles and puts a thin, delicate hand to a small mouth, knowing what he's trying to do.
'Erm, no!' she laughs, holding a sweet hand to a delicate nose.
Florian and his girlfriend Rose, a meek and shy flower if there ever was one.
These are all about different women.
The book sucked. 0 stars. I had to finish it because I was reading it for a book challenge and could not leave it halfway. But it absolutely sucked.