I received a copy of Pretty Man from Riverdale Avenue Books via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.
Reasons I requested this book:
- age gap (approximately 20 years)
- single parent
- fake dating
First things first, this book should honestly be marketed as erotica rather than a romance because it’s sex, sex, sex, and little to show any kind of romantic feelings are developing.
I wanted to DNF this book within 4% when the narrator, Roland, describes Josh’s pectorals as looking like “halved grapefruits.” But hey! Maybe that meant this would be a cheese-fest, right? NOPE! I have so many highlights and comments wondering what I’m even reading, if these are actual things people think and/or find sexy, and flabbergasted. The only reason I chugged through is because my approval for this book asked that if I DNF not to review, so I “spite read,” skimming most of the sex scenes by the end and flipping through the last several pages.
Okay, so, we’ve got Josh, an escort who is also a father wanting to buy a bookstore with his ex, and using his sex work to supplement their income. We don’t even realize he has a kid until over 50% into the book and only see his son like once. This didn’t really read like a fake dating story, all that happens is lots of sex scenes in the rich dude’s house and drama with Roland’s ex as the Big Climax.
And those sex scenes!! Oh god they’re terrible; this honestly reads like someone writing their first PWP story and a teensy bit of plot snuck in. We’ve got so many exaggerated descriptions and weird consent issues. Like, from the get-go Josh was touching Roland’s butt in public, not to mention the way he almost immediately has Roland strip down so he can fuck him. And, oh god, there’s so many “I’m a total top and you’re a total bottom and the reason your relationship failed is you’re both bottoms” and why they’re exclusively top/bottom and saying people aren’t actually versatile for the most part. Uhm, what??? And there’s one part where Roland is all “bottoms have an obligation to be smooth (shaved) and toned and prepare themselves so the top can just get to it.” What is this?? Is this a reality I’m not privy to? It was just so absolutely agonizing to read these scenes~! And, oh yeah, Josh invites two friends to Roland’s for a foursome as a SURPRISE! and they go to a sex shop where STRANGERS join in on their sexual encounter. How is that okay or sexy?? And the BEST (aka ABSOLUTE MOST HORRIFYING WORST) was using CUPCAKE ICING as lube for anal sex. CUPCAKE ICING!!!!!!
Like I said, there’s really not much in the way of a plot; it’s just sex scene after sex scene. The way we end up getting drama and tension, is in the shape of Kenneth, Roland’s ex boyfriend. Kenneth is always touching Roland, calls everyone “Doll,” and treats Josh like a second-class citizen. The worst part is Roland discloses Josh’s sex worker status to Kenneth and when Kenneth is reassuring him that he won’t tell anyone, Roland legit says “I really don’t care who knows.” Uhm, you do NOT have the right to disclose that to anyone else and it can be dangerous for someone to know he’s a sex worker. And it does end up being dangerous!! Kenneth attempts to rape Josh being all “wanna make a little extra this weekend?” And Roland can’t comprehend why Josh would be upset/hurt that he told Kenneth he’s an escort.
This book was just TERRIBLE. It has tropes I enjoy so I was looking forward to reading this (I’ve never watched Pretty Woman, which this is supposed to be based(?) off) but I came away from this book upset and uncomfortable. I don’t think there is a single person I’d recommend this to.
Content notes:
✨ what’s with the waist measurement??
✨ talking about sex work, tho semi vague
✨ cheating in past - ex cheated on MC w/ new boyfriend
✨ smacking butt in public - not discussed prior
✨ showing genitals without consent
✨ on page sex
✨ dangerous driving - speeding, driving yellow lights, pedestrians jumping out of the way
✨ classism
✨ bribing salesperson for good service
✨ paying person for their time as escort to charity events
✨ semi public sex (dressing room)
✨ getting caught during sex
✨ fatmisia
✨ fat fetishization(???)
✨ commenting on another person’s weight
✨ light bondage play
✨ food used during sex
✨ interrupting someone when they try to speak, power play feel to situation
✨ mentions of losing friends to HIV/AIDS
✨ MC is last living founder of HIV/AIDS foundation
✨ road head
✨ telling someone they like something because of physical response (“you like this, look how hard you are already.”)
✨ invading personal space
✨ f*g h*g 😬😖😣
✨ inviting others into sex as “surprise,” not previously discussed/negotiated
✨ sex shop
✨ people having sex in open(?) area of sex shop
✨ salesperson reaching to remove MC’s clothes w/o warning
✨ exhibition and voyerurism
✨ putting collar on person w/o discussion/negotiation/consent
✨ stranger touching a couple during sex to “help”
✨ foot fetish
✨ fatmisia
✨ threats of violence
✨ sexual assault, non-consensual sexual touching
✨ trying to excuse non-con touching
✨ sex work shaming(?) - saying “in your line of work I’m sure you’ve heard much worse than that from guys far worse”
✨ telling someone they’re acting like a child for not wanting non-con touching or being told it should be okay/accepted because he’s a sex worker and is packing a bag to leave
✨ bimisia - acting like a man with a man flirting with a woman is the worst thing he could be doing
✨ sexual objectification
✨ trying to proposition sex and when denied, getting forceful - attempted rape
✨ physical violence
✨ commenting derisively on small genitalia