Post Mortem: Some work you should never take home
By: S.P. Oldham
Publisher: Independently Published
Publication Date: September 11, 2022
ASIN: B0BF18425J
Page Count: 291
Star Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
What Did I Just Walk Into?
Danny Davies works at a funeral home. Quiet, respectful, slightly spooky? Sure. But he likes it. At least, until his boss disappears and the entire quaint little town of Lychgate goes from creepy quaint to grab-your-bug-out-bag real fast.
This book starts with a missing mortician and ends with... well, no spoilers, but let’s just say the dead stop staying put. And it is not a clerical error.
Here’s What Slapped:
The tone is pure gold: a mix of dark humor, quiet horror, and full-blown zompoc chaos.
Danny is such a reluctant hero, you almost want to shake him until you realize you’d rather keep him alive.
The pacing lures you in like it’s going to be a cozy little mystery and then BAM! Corpses, consequences, and oh look, the end of the world.
The cast? Loveable. Doomed. Occasionally unhinged. Perfect.
One scene had me rethinking every funeral home I’ve ever passed. Thanks for that.
What Bit Back:
Would it have killed someone to run a background check on Mr. Winscombe? Just saying.
Also: RIP to any emotional attachment you may develop for the supporting characters. You won't see it coming, and it will hurt.
Perfect for Readers Who Love:
📖 Quietly spiraling zombie apocalypses
📖 Small-town horror with a corpse problem
📖 Characters who should not be trusted with end-of-the-world decisions, but somehow carry the story
📖 Dark humor and slow-burn dread with a bite (literally)
📖 Books that trick you into thinking, “Oh, this might just be a quirky little thriller,” and then absolutely wreck your evening
This was a perfect blend of horror and “oh no” energy. The kind of book you pick up thinking it’ll be a mild ride... and then suddenly you’re emotionally compromised and dodging the undead. I’m ready for a sequel or at least a support group.
Reviewed by Robin for Robin’s Review