A few things I immensely dislike: kale, WWE wrestling, Progressive commercials with Flo, the list goes on, but I can honestly say I would choose any of the above over this book. It's awful to say, as the book started out with a bang (literally), and I was immediately hooked and thought I was going to love it. But it lost steam so quickly and so thoroughly in the second half, with way too much going on, and way too many ridiculous connections, that my investment level dropped to a big zero, and I was rolling my eyes on almost every page.
The book begins with the Bennett family simply driving down the road in their Mercedes (there is much to-do about brand names/labels in this book - read Jan B's review - she has a fabulous take on them!), when a pickup truck seemingly comes out of nowhere and begins tailgating them. What unfolds next is unthinkable and forever changes their lives, and the Bennetts must enter the Witness Protection Program. The family falls apart, and dad, Jason, decides they cannot live in protective custody. No one voluntarily walks away from the Witness Protection Program alive though, so Jason decides to take matters into his own hand - all for the slim chance that his family can go back to some sort of normalcy again. Now begins the second half, and here is where you need to fall off the turnip truck to believe all that happens next ...
First of all, give me a good mob read set back in the 1940's or 50's, and I'm fine, but current day mafia/crime family books are really not my thing - they are generally implausible and this one takes the cake. On top of that, none of the characters (save Dom) were that great, but I especially loathed Jason Bennett. After entering the Witness Protection, he literally turns into a cross between James Bond and Jesus himself. He often reminds his wife that there has never been a more faithful, devoted husband and dad to ever walk the earth than him. My god, he even showed her how amazing he was by buying her a Mercedes 🙄. Oh, and don't forget, he can also read lips - which comes in mighty handy. I'm fairly certain the only man more sure of himself than Jason Bennett is Will Smith (if you've read his memoir you know what I'm talking about!).
But being the perfect dad and husband isn't enough, he can also outwit the FBI, multiple mafia hit men, politicians, and even the big crime bosses themselves. Side note: if you are in protective custody, and you can so easily fool the FBI agents assigned to you and get them to pass along messages, get items from your former home, and go visit relatives for you, then the FBI is in worse shape than I thought. J. Edgar Hoover would be rolling in his grave! And finally, the "why" of the whole thing was hard to swallow. Not only is it convoluted and complicated, it's also dumb.
Needless to say, this book was a big, fat 2-star miss for me. The best part about it was reading my fellow reviewers Marialyce, Jan B, and Jayne's reviews!