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Two Scoops Of Hellfire
It took about two weeks into the pandemic lockdown before I went stark raving mad. In a bold attempt at a new skill, I decided to give baking a try. However, I took to the new venture like a fish to astrophysics and ended up with a battle demon in my kitchen.
Figures.
Will Kain The Destroyer end my life, or end my everlasting boredom?
It’s an Erotica. Take a wild guess.
Figures.
Will Kain The Destroyer end my life, or end my everlasting boredom?
It’s an Erotica. Take a wild guess.
30 pages, Paperback
First published August 15, 2022
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February 16, 2023
She accidentally summons a demon whilst baking. Sexual shenanigans ensue. 🥰
Don’t ask me how those things even remotely relate. They just do.
Don’t ask me how those things even remotely relate. They just do.
October 31, 2022
If you don’t summon a demon while baking, did you even bake?
This was adorable and funny and spicy, very spicy!
Daisy accidentally summoned Kain The Destroyer (ironic considering the circumstance) in the midst of baking cupcakes which was hilarious in and of itself. As with all of Kimberly Lemming’s novels/novellas, there was plenty of charm and witty and funny banter between the characters.
Read this if you want a smutty mood-booster!
This was adorable and funny and spicy, very spicy!
Daisy accidentally summoned Kain The Destroyer (ironic considering the circumstance) in the midst of baking cupcakes which was hilarious in and of itself. As with all of Kimberly Lemming’s novels/novellas, there was plenty of charm and witty and funny banter between the characters.
Read this if you want a smutty mood-booster!
July 21, 2023
“HOLY CHEESE AND RICE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”
Imagínate que te encuentras en medio del confinamiento, sola, y estás mas aburrida que una ostra. Entonces, decides probar a hacer repostería porque es eso o morirte del asco. No sabes nada de repostería y te la crees de valiente, haces un primer intento y en vez de crear unas deliciosas magdalenas te sale un demonio porque lo has invocado.
“I was just trying to bake cupcakes. You were supposed to be buttercream frosting”.
Me ha gustado mucho, pero al mismo tiempo se me ha quedado muy corto. Una pena que sea un relato porque si hubiera sido más largo me hubiera gustado mucho más. Además, amo la pluma de la autora, sobre todo con sus toques irónicos.
“Of course, I too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancients evils”.
También decir que me he sentido muy identificada con la prota, me explico, porque yo al igual que ella soy un desastre para la repostería. Es más, a los cinco o seis días de haber leído esta novela me dio por hacer unas magdalenas…no salieron como debían, no sé qué hice, pero bueno así es la vida. Lo único que a mi en vez de salirme el demonio me salieron unas magdalenas pochas. Lo de ella a mi me da que fue favoritismo y suerte porque no me explico otra y que vivo en una isla en el culo del mundo.
Recomendado para pasar un buen rato y unas risas.
“My mom always warned me the devil would be attractive.
Imagínate que te encuentras en medio del confinamiento, sola, y estás mas aburrida que una ostra. Entonces, decides probar a hacer repostería porque es eso o morirte del asco. No sabes nada de repostería y te la crees de valiente, haces un primer intento y en vez de crear unas deliciosas magdalenas te sale un demonio porque lo has invocado.
“I was just trying to bake cupcakes. You were supposed to be buttercream frosting”.
Me ha gustado mucho, pero al mismo tiempo se me ha quedado muy corto. Una pena que sea un relato porque si hubiera sido más largo me hubiera gustado mucho más. Además, amo la pluma de la autora, sobre todo con sus toques irónicos.
“Of course, I too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancients evils”.
También decir que me he sentido muy identificada con la prota, me explico, porque yo al igual que ella soy un desastre para la repostería. Es más, a los cinco o seis días de haber leído esta novela me dio por hacer unas magdalenas…no salieron como debían, no sé qué hice, pero bueno así es la vida. Lo único que a mi en vez de salirme el demonio me salieron unas magdalenas pochas. Lo de ella a mi me da que fue favoritismo y suerte porque no me explico otra y que vivo en una isla en el culo del mundo.
Recomendado para pasar un buen rato y unas risas.
“My mom always warned me the devil would be attractive.
August 17, 2022
Short, hot and hilarious. You have to suspend your belief a bit, and not because this woman's baking is so bad she accidentally summons a demon, but because she is just so a-ok with him being in her house and walking into her shower without permission. But it’s smut so hard to complain. Another hilarious and cute monster hero, and a short quickie as we wait for Lemming’s next masterpiece. Complete stand alone. Has no links to other books or series.
August 20, 2023
[ENG/ESP]
“Of course,” I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.”
Short story, very short, to which I have accessed thanks to Elena Rodríguez, official supplier of this kind of books, what she calls her hamburgers, something quick and not excessively elaborate to have a break. And that it has been for me. I would value it with 2.5 ⭐, but a failing seemed wrong to me, so 3 ⭐ and off it goes.
In the middle of the pandemic lockdown, a girl (after only 4 days at home, poor thing) decides to start baking. And she does it so disastrously that she accidentally summons a powerful (and anatomically well-formed) demon that can offer her whatever she wants. Knowing what the topic is about, you can imagine the rest.
It is nothing new or groundbreaking, it entertains and you can go to another book. The genre is not my cup of tea, but at least it hasn't horrified me. I do not know if I will read more of these things, but as an appetizer it has been worth it.
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“Of course,” I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.”
Relato corto, muy corto, al que he accedido gracias a Elena Rodríguez, suministradora oficial de esto que llama sus hamburguesas, algo rápido y no excesivamente elaborado para echar el rato. Y eso tal cual ha sido para mí. Lo valoraría con 2.5 ⭐, pero un suspenso me parecía mal así que 3 ⭐ y va que chuta.
En pleno encierro de pandemia, una muchacha (tras solo 4 días en casa, pobrecita) decide empezar a hacer pastelería. Y lo hace tan desastrosamente que sin querer por culpa del frosting de los cupcakes invoca a un poderoso (y anatómicamente bien formado) demonio que le puede ofrecer lo que quiera. Sabiendo de qué va el tema, el resto os lo podéis imaginar.
No es nada nuevo ni rompedor, entretiene y a otra cosa. El género no es lo mío, pero al menos no me ha horripilado. No se si leeré más cosas de éstas, pero como aperitivo me ha valido.
“Of course,” I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.”
Short story, very short, to which I have accessed thanks to Elena Rodríguez, official supplier of this kind of books, what she calls her hamburgers, something quick and not excessively elaborate to have a break. And that it has been for me. I would value it with 2.5 ⭐, but a failing seemed wrong to me, so 3 ⭐ and off it goes.
In the middle of the pandemic lockdown, a girl (after only 4 days at home, poor thing) decides to start baking. And she does it so disastrously that she accidentally summons a powerful (and anatomically well-formed) demon that can offer her whatever she wants. Knowing what the topic is about, you can imagine the rest.
It is nothing new or groundbreaking, it entertains and you can go to another book. The genre is not my cup of tea, but at least it hasn't horrified me. I do not know if I will read more of these things, but as an appetizer it has been worth it.
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“Of course,” I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.”
Relato corto, muy corto, al que he accedido gracias a Elena Rodríguez, suministradora oficial de esto que llama sus hamburguesas, algo rápido y no excesivamente elaborado para echar el rato. Y eso tal cual ha sido para mí. Lo valoraría con 2.5 ⭐, pero un suspenso me parecía mal así que 3 ⭐ y va que chuta.
En pleno encierro de pandemia, una muchacha (tras solo 4 días en casa, pobrecita) decide empezar a hacer pastelería. Y lo hace tan desastrosamente que sin querer por culpa del frosting de los cupcakes invoca a un poderoso (y anatómicamente bien formado) demonio que le puede ofrecer lo que quiera. Sabiendo de qué va el tema, el resto os lo podéis imaginar.
No es nada nuevo ni rompedor, entretiene y a otra cosa. El género no es lo mío, pero al menos no me ha horripilado. No se si leeré más cosas de éstas, pero como aperitivo me ha valido.
May 19, 2023
3.5 stars rounded up… so what you’re telling me is that…
I need to burn some cupcakes and try making frosting in order to summon a demon that’s gonna do anything I want 👀. Yeah. A. N. Y. T. H. I. N. G 🥵
I mean. My oven’s looking pretty clean and it’s missing the flames of burned cupcakes 👀. Don’t be surprised if I suddenly take up baking 🤣.
This was shooort 😫 but I’m anxiously waiting for the next Mead Mishaps book, so I had to read something 😅.
Kain’s a demon and gets summoned by Daisy when she’s trying to bake cupcakes and make some frosting. How she did it? Well. No one knows 🤣🤷🏻♀️.
Kain hasn’t been called from hell in over a millennia 😅. And when he sees Daisy, wooo weee, he wants her.
So much so that he just causally joins her in the shower without preamble 🤣
And of course he has to use the nifty removable shower head on her 👀🥵 and, well, he also uses other parts of his body on her too 🔥.
All because he’s SUCH a helpful demon 🤷🏻♀️
This was a pleasure (pun VERY intended) to read.
It had lots and lots of 🔥. For being so short, it sure packs a punch 😉😮💨.
As usual with KL heroes, he’s obsessed with her taste 💦.
I wish it hadn’t ended so abruptly 😭. I don’t even know if it’s considered an HFN 😫. I wish it was longer ☹️.
⚠️safety squad ⚠️
-no cheating/sharing/owd/omd
-praise kink/anal play/mild daddy kink/spanking/D-s
-no mention of any birth control but it’s been a while for both the demon and the h
-hfn?
I need to burn some cupcakes and try making frosting in order to summon a demon that’s gonna do anything I want 👀. Yeah. A. N. Y. T. H. I. N. G 🥵
I mean. My oven’s looking pretty clean and it’s missing the flames of burned cupcakes 👀. Don’t be surprised if I suddenly take up baking 🤣.
This was shooort 😫 but I’m anxiously waiting for the next Mead Mishaps book, so I had to read something 😅.
Kain’s a demon and gets summoned by Daisy when she’s trying to bake cupcakes and make some frosting. How she did it? Well. No one knows 🤣🤷🏻♀️.
Kain hasn’t been called from hell in over a millennia 😅. And when he sees Daisy, wooo weee, he wants her.
So much so that he just causally joins her in the shower without preamble 🤣
And of course he has to use the nifty removable shower head on her 👀🥵 and, well, he also uses other parts of his body on her too 🔥.
All because he’s SUCH a helpful demon 🤷🏻♀️
This was a pleasure (pun VERY intended) to read.
It had lots and lots of 🔥. For being so short, it sure packs a punch 😉😮💨.
As usual with KL heroes, he’s obsessed with her taste 💦.
I wish it hadn’t ended so abruptly 😭. I don’t even know if it’s considered an HFN 😫. I wish it was longer ☹️.
⚠️safety squad ⚠️
-no cheating/sharing/owd/omd
-praise kink/anal play/mild daddy kink/spanking/D-s
-no mention of any birth control but it’s been a while for both the demon and the h
-hfn?
October 28, 2022
This one follows a completely new duo in a modern world during the start of the pandemic as Daisy accidentally summons Kain, a high level and super hot demon, while trying to bake. I went into this doubtful about whether I would enjoy it or not like the fool that I am 🤡. Idk how Kimberly Lemming does it every time but I fell head over heels for these characters and the novella is literally 30 damn pages long. That deserves a standing ovation, right? 🫶
A whole lot of spice, fun, and cute moments were packed into this!
A whole lot of spice, fun, and cute moments were packed into this!
August 17, 2022
3.5 stars rounded up because I needed this fun, laughter filled, steamy quickie. This isn't a deep book, just good ole smuttiness and humor between a summoned demon and a boredom-induced baker. As someone who bakes regularly, the mishap of the h's baking attempt was esp hilarious. The story ends with the understanding these two will likely see each other again and have more "fun" (in all the sense).
March 3, 2023
Imagine you are so bad at baking that you summon a demon & then you give him unlimited access to your flat /shower. Shortly followed by allowing him to f!
March 9, 2024
wtf did i jst read..damn.
May 31, 2024
This was a cute and smutty monster romance 😁
August 17, 2022
Straight to the point demon sex.
I saw the author post about a “quick little erotic short” on twitter and I ran to download it to my kindle. Basically this is a Kimberly Lemming stan account now. She could write instructions on how to lance a boil and make it funny and sexy.
My only complaint is I wish there was more, our demon and incompetent baker meet, and bang, and hint at fun times to come. Let’s hope we get more from them in the future, more banter, more baking, more banging.
I saw the author post about a “quick little erotic short” on twitter and I ran to download it to my kindle. Basically this is a Kimberly Lemming stan account now. She could write instructions on how to lance a boil and make it funny and sexy.
My only complaint is I wish there was more, our demon and incompetent baker meet, and bang, and hint at fun times to come. Let’s hope we get more from them in the future, more banter, more baking, more banging.
January 9, 2024
“How were you able to summon me?” I demanded.
The purple woman burst into tears and waved her arms around her. “I don’t KNOW, OK?! I was just trying to bake cupcakes. You were supposed to be buttercream frosting!”
I have this reoccurring issue with Lemming's books... they make me very excited in the beginning and then they do something that pulls me out of the mood and then another... and then I'm left analyzing what is happening to my enjoyment as the book slowly ends in the background.
This is a pandemic erotica (not really a romance because there is really almost zero bonding before sex happens) centering Daisy who decided to pick up baking, but instead of cupcakes she ends up summoning a demon Kain. That is briefly explained and the premise is absolutely hilarious and I was here for that.
The part that totally won me over was Kain's POV in the beginning where he sees that Daisy is in a distress and so even though he immediately thinks that she is adorable and has a few improper thoughts about her, he very consciously doesn't make any moves on her until she feels safe. I thought that was kind of hot and just the whole situation was very adorable.
But then... I am a consent freak, okay? And I didn't like the place where the consent was acquired (just before the penetration) that's just too late, dude. I was kind of willing to let go that he a bit freakily invites himself into her shower, while she is inside. But then he asks if she really wants it after so many other things between them happen that it seems... late, especially since Daisy is very vocal about enjoying what's happening and wanting more. I guess, my problem with Lemming's sex scenes overall that she spends time on things that aren't that hot to me and less on things that I would enjoy to dwell on longer.
Other thing is that even though Kain wasn't on Earth for hundreds of years and doesn't know almost any modern appliances he's immediately perfect at baking where Daisy is a complete disaster. I wouldn't mind if that was because some sort of spell, but it's not. This is a thing that Lemming also repeats quite a bit - her heroine Cinamon from That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon comes to mind. I guess I just really like reading about competent women? Which doesn't mean they have to be excellent at everything, but it's good to show their strong suits as well as their weaknesses, I felt that this sort of description is a bit infantilizing.
This still might be my favourite Lemming story, I guess it's a tie between this one and That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf (I still didn't read That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Human). It was fun, if you want to sample this author to see if she's a good fit for you, this might be a good option! I enjoyed this even if I was a bit disappointed with some elements. 3,5⭐
February 23, 2025
This made me laugh!! She was just trying to bake cupcakes and accidentally summons a demon. While I couldn’t take this book seriously, it was funny and short. It was a reasonable read, with some interesting spice to it.
April 16, 2024
if only kain the destroyer would show up when i baked 😔
August 18, 2022
it was cute, as these things usually are, but i want an editor for my good sis.
September 6, 2025
Gestire la solitudine e il tempo libero durante il lockdown è un’impresa faticosa per Daisy che, dopo quattro giorni dall’inizio dell’isolamento, sente di essere fin troppo vicina ad impazzire. Cosa fare dunque per riempire quelle giornate lunghe e vuote? Dedicarsi all’arte della pasticceria le sembra una buona idea: in fondo quanto può essere difficile seguire le indicazioni di una ricetta?
Ben presto, però, Daisy scoprirà quali possono essere le terribili conseguenze di una glassa non riuscita, perchè – mentre sta provando a preparare dei cupcakes e una dolce decorazione alle fragole con la quale guarnirli – un demone guerriero approda nella sua cucina, brandendo una spada fiammeggiante, in una nuvola di fumo rosso, pronto ad obbedire ad ogni suo ordine.
Ritornato sulla terra dopo molti secoli negli inferi senza essere invocato, Kain si ritrova in una cucina in preda al caos, con un pavimento pieno di glassa appiccicosa e una giovane donna meravigliosa in preda allo sgomento per la sua presenza. Per quale battaglia è stato evocato? Quali sono le sfide che dovrà affrontare per soddisfare la donna che l’ha richiamato dagli inferi?
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Ben presto, però, Daisy scoprirà quali possono essere le terribili conseguenze di una glassa non riuscita, perchè – mentre sta provando a preparare dei cupcakes e una dolce decorazione alle fragole con la quale guarnirli – un demone guerriero approda nella sua cucina, brandendo una spada fiammeggiante, in una nuvola di fumo rosso, pronto ad obbedire ad ogni suo ordine.
Ritornato sulla terra dopo molti secoli negli inferi senza essere invocato, Kain si ritrova in una cucina in preda al caos, con un pavimento pieno di glassa appiccicosa e una giovane donna meravigliosa in preda allo sgomento per la sua presenza. Per quale battaglia è stato evocato? Quali sono le sfide che dovrà affrontare per soddisfare la donna che l’ha richiamato dagli inferi?
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October 31, 2022
Cute. Erotica. I’ll leave it there. Very very fast read
August 17, 2022
The Perfect Book To Get Me Out Of My Rut!
This the perfect book to get me out of my writing slump. A fat Black main character? I was immediately here for it and it more than lived up to my expectations! And the sex scenes were scorching hot!
This the perfect book to get me out of my writing slump. A fat Black main character? I was immediately here for it and it more than lived up to my expectations! And the sex scenes were scorching hot!
October 24, 2023
if you saw i read this no you didn’t
August 17, 2022
Devil baker
Omg this was so fun...how can 34 pages be so cute. Though I didn't understand the shower scene. Where were hands? Either way Main didn't waste time, he got down and baked. We love to see it. 😅
CN: mention of covid isolation, unprotected sex, oven fire, summoning demons 😉
Omg this was so fun...how can 34 pages be so cute. Though I didn't understand the shower scene. Where were hands? Either way Main didn't waste time, he got down and baked. We love to see it. 😅
CN: mention of covid isolation, unprotected sex, oven fire, summoning demons 😉
November 29, 2022
[LMAO @ The content warning.]
She never dissappoints to deliver fun mythical smutty books.
This one was set during the pandemic with a MC that swears she can cook but all she ends up doing is summoning a demon and burning her cupcakes. But in the end she still gets to have her cake and eat it to.
She never dissappoints to deliver fun mythical smutty books.
This one was set during the pandemic with a MC that swears she can cook but all she ends up doing is summoning a demon and burning her cupcakes. But in the end she still gets to have her cake and eat it to.
April 30, 2024
Silly, cute and just what I needed
Lemming never disappoints! Daisy and Kain were hilarious and I am crossing my fingers for an expansion or sequel!
Spice: 5/5
Triggers: mention of pandemic, mention of war
Lemming never disappoints! Daisy and Kain were hilarious and I am crossing my fingers for an expansion or sequel!
Spice: 5/5
Triggers: mention of pandemic, mention of war
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June 6, 2023
4 ⭐ Thirty pages of Demon Smut.
Kimberly Lemming does it again. Honestly, it was amazing. I'm only giving it 4 stars because I wanted more and it ended way too soon!!
Kimberly Lemming does it again. Honestly, it was amazing. I'm only giving it 4 stars because I wanted more and it ended way too soon!!
June 17, 2024
Smutty and entertaining!
August 16, 2022
Only complaint is that it is a short 😂
Fantastic, wonderful, delightful, and too darn short! I was ecstatic to see that there was something new by Kimberly Lemming, and as usual it did NOT disappoint.
Fantastic, wonderful, delightful, and too darn short! I was ecstatic to see that there was something new by Kimberly Lemming, and as usual it did NOT disappoint.
April 19, 2023
Short insta-smut during covid lock down. Too insta for me and I can't believe someone screwed up buttercream so badly they summoned a demon.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
September 22, 2022
filthy little short story - 5/5⭐️
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