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277 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 31, 2022
“You’re a dick,” I tell him with great conviction.
“Get a cat, they said,” I mutter under my breath. “It’ll be great company.” I snort as I reach into another cupboard and pull out several large saucepans and pots.
“Next time I’m getting a dog,” I tell Jacob Marley, who is flat out ignoring me. “It may drool all over everything and chew my shoes, but at least it will love me unconditionally, unlike you, you spiteful little Jezebel.”
“Your feet are cold,” he mumbles.
“You know those are some finely honed observational skills. Have you ever thought of a career in law enforcement?”
“Want me to read you your rights?” He chuckles as he rolls his hips against me, and I let out a burst of laughter. “Oh my god, that was terrible.”
His tongue slides back in to tangle with mine as his fist tightens, and I moan obscenely into his mouth. A shiver rolls down my spine, and I can feel my balls tightening. “Hold that thought.” He pecks a quick kiss to my lips and jumps out of bed, leaving me splayed out like a starfish with my rock-hard dick poking out of my PJs. “What?” I blink through a haze of lust as Danny shoots me a grin and disappears into the bathroom.
“Come on .” She tugs me and we start walking back down the path. “I’m going to help you get your man…” She stops suddenly her eyes widening. “Oh my god, this is totally like the moment in Grease when Sandy asks Frenchie to help her. Oh! Does this mean we get to do a makeover?”
“I’m not dressing like a slut to get my man.” I roll my eyes as we start walking again.
“And his name’s Danny too! Oh this is too perfect, are you sure you don’t want a makeover?”