This was very ok for me. I get the attempt at the vintage horror style set-up, but it just got lost in the really overdone amount of sex. You don’t really enjoy any of the characters, as there is no depth to any of them, and they’re all just killed one by one, with no real impact. Maybe it’s because I’m coming off fresh from Adam Cesare’s Video Night, which captured 80s horror beautifully, but this missed the mark. The introduction chapter was very uncomfortable and seemed to set the stage for something really special, but the story just seemed to be a one hit pony after that. It focused on sex as the main avenue for everything, but even those sequences weren’t unique enough to carry the book. There’s no one to root for or truly dislike, the antagonist gets lost in the shuffle and is fairly insignificant, the ending fell flat, and as the reader, you’re not given much to work with. It couldn’t seem to decide whether to be a full blown splatterpunk, or pay homage to old school horror, or just be a sort of reimagining of a classic scary movie idea. And, if the latter, there was no charm whatsoever, which is what made things like 80s horror so much fun. They had humor, over the top teenagers getting killed while doing drugs and/or having sex in hazardous situations, a riveting killer or creature, goofy premises that somehow kept you tuned in, some fun kill scenes, and that’s what made them all work. They were fun and it was all balanced. This was literally just sex, sex, gore, repeat, for almost two hundred pages. I thought the writing itself was fine and the gore was decent, but I did not care for much beyond that.