I have a story! Back in the good ole days, my cousin and I watched the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie, and to my surprise, she was adamant about how it wasn’t that bad. Now, I won’t get into why that movie is the worst movie to ever movie (because duh), but the weird thing is that we were in total agreement about why it was a complete betrayal of the original! After hating on it for the better part of an hour, she still insisted that the movie… was fine!? You probably already know where I’m going with this, huh? After finishing this, Of Feathers and Thorns, it felt like I was hit with a sudden, excruciating clarity; I finally understood what my cousin was talking about. The thing is, I really don’t have many nice things to say about this book, I thought it was generic and dull. But it doesn’t feel right to say something as extreme as “I hated it,” because what I’m feeling right now definitely isn’t hate. It was fine. Moving on though, I liked our main character, Kieren. As hapless as he was, I couldn’t help but find him endearing. Unfortunately he never really grows out of this, which normally wouldn’t be an issue with me, but because he’s paired opposite the likes of Esten, an uptight, prideful so-and-so, every one of their interactions is basically just Kieren getting steamrolled. He never stood up for himself, he never got angry, and he never gave as good as he got. After a while, it wasn’t even annoying anymore, just incredibly boring. There’s a reason why the “enemies-to-lovers” thing works best when it’s centered around stubborn and prideful people. That’s where the juice is, the fire! Mixed up metaphors aside, I’m left wondering where the spark is between these two guys? If you can find it, let me know. I think adjusting expectations could definitely do this book wonders, because as a purely YA book, there is some good stuff here. Just don’t ask me for examples, because… I don’t know. As a fantasy, it’s lackluster. As a historical-fiction, we have barely any frame of reference for when this story takes place. And finally, as a romance book, it’s about as entertaining as jury duty. I hope that isn’t too harsh, because I maintain that this book was fine.
Thinking back, I’m always going on and on about how much I hate the love-interest in these kinds of books, and well, I’m going to do that again here. I’m not a creature of change. The thing is, I don’t want people to think that I need every character in a story to be good, benevolent people without any faults! I love following deeply flawed people, unlikable jerks, and hell, I’ll read a book with a hateful main character if it’s written right. I mean, I love Chuck McGill from Better Call Saul, and he’s the greatest hater ever put to screen! But if I’m going to read a romance, then there needs to be a good back-and-forth! If the love-interest is going to be an ass, then the main guy better have something resembling a retort. That’s all I ever ask. Chemistry doesn’t have to only show up when the characters start liking each other, water under the bridge and all that, there can be a musical quality to the dialogue between rivals too. Just because two people dislike each other at first doesn’t mean the reader needs to have a miserable experience reading along. This is my way of saying that I didn’t really buy into Esten and Kieren’s relationship. it took an astounding amount of time for me to actually warm up to Esten and… actually, scratch that, I’m pretty sure I actually never did. Damn. Their dynamic always felt more like a struggling student forced to appease a power-tripping T.A. (teacher’s assistant) than something actually romantic. I guess you could say that he was a little too thorny. Ha ha. The book goes out of its way to show how much stress he’s under to excuse the cold demeaner, but my main takeaway was still that… Esten’s a dick, the end. And putting a “fifteen-years-ago-sad-backstory-chapter” right before his cruelest outburst really did nothing to change my opinion of him. Maybe that makes me heartless, but it’s the truth. Sorry. If Esten hadn’t been Mr. Snappy, snapping his way through the entire story, then the effect might have been different, because this was just another example of him being an ass in a long list of asshole behavior. Wow! The mean guy continues to shows how mean of a guy he is. Groundbreaking stuff.
It's really sad because I truly believe that there’s a fantastic story hidden somewhere in here. I can see it with my third eye that in terms of the atmosphere and setting, this really could have been something special. It just wasn’t meant to be, I guess. I think my problem is that the characters didn’t spend enough time on the page together, leading to the fact that they never felt like they were more than strangers, which in turn made their big kiss moment incredibly awkward and abrupt. Man, this is just like the movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! And if you’ve ever seen that movie, you’d understand how unflattering of a comparison that is. Separating heroes only works when they’ve already gotten to know each other, and more importantly, we’ve gotten to know them. That’s why all the great “part 2’s” like Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back or The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, are so comfortable keeping their core cast apart; we already know and love the characters, their group dynamic’s been established, so the focus can now be on separate story beats without worry that the audience will feel indifferent. Because… when you try to do everything in a three-hundred-page book, where the narrative isn’t allowed to breathe, it can be nauseating. You could say that the closest approximation the couple in this book would have to be Simon and Baz from the Simon Snow books… if Simon and Baz had cardboard chemistry. I can see that the vision was there. Only, the reason why it worked in those books is because we’d get Baz’s constant yearning (what’s the point in dual perspectives if there isn’t any yearning involved?) in his inner-monologues to balance out his icy exterior. See, it doesn’t just serve as a relatable character trait, but it showed us his humanity and long-suffering feelings, so that when he does get his “big kiss moment” with Simon, it feels earned and we get to let out a big cheer. And you know why people like “enemies-to-lovers” so much? Because people instinctively understand how a volatile emotion like hatred can evolve into a blossoming romance. Here, Esten regards Kieren with barely anything other than indifference. Sorry, can’t work with indifference. Anyway, this book was fine. Didn’t love it, didn’t hate it. Oooh, I think the word I’m looking for is “indifference.” Hm.
I, here's to the highlights when I was convinced / That this was much more to you than some some night shit / I know you don't need me right now / And to you, it's just a late night out (Good Guy – Frank Ocean).