The Aubrey Rules by Aven Ellis (2016)
Chicago On Ice #1
+234-page Kindle Ebook story pages 5-230
I have the 2021 Re-edited Version
Genre: Sports Romance > Hockey
Featuring: Chicago, Illinois; Rules, Condo Building, Apartment Living, Live-In Home Stager, Professional Hockey Player, Social Media Coordinator, Canadian LI, Curvy MC, Think Their Not Good Enough Trope, Perfectionist, Seattle, Washington; University of Washington, Neighbors, Workplace Setting, Insecurities, Social Anxiety, Celebrities, Social Media, January, Sex, Valentine's Day, Milwaukee, Wisconsin; Friends, Publicity, Gofer, Drama, Journal - Notes, Social Awkwardness, Author's Links, Author's Bibliography
Rating as a movie: R for adult content
Songs for the soundtrack: "Find Your Love" by Drake
Books and Authors mentioned: Roman Holiday by Dalton Trumbo,
Memorable Quotes: The Aubrey Rules To Live By, Rule #2: Never accept a ride with a strange guy, no matter how nice, normal, or cute he seems. **Amendment** With confirmation of Beckett being a professional hockey player, and with James the front desk clerk as a witness to my guaranteed safe return, and the fact that I need to get to this interview, the rule is hereby amended.
“She’s a bitch,” I blurt out. Beckett studies me. “You’ve only worked there a day.” “I don’t care, I call it like I see it.” I sit forward on the couch, growing more animated as I think about this. “The first thing she did? Warned me that I’m going to pay my dues. She made me bring her breakfast. She rejected the banana I got because it had too many spots. Who does that? I also had to get her lunch. She only eats boring, bland foods, and she says she hates bread, but she needs to eat five freaking pies because she’s crabby from only eating foods that taste like cardboard. And she stares at shoes all day on the internet, too, which is ridiculous considering her title and I—” As I’m telling my story, I accidentally wave my arm out and smack Beckett in the side of the face. “Oh!” My hands fly to my mouth. “I’m so sorry! Are you okay?” Beckett rubs his hand across his jawline, where I clipped him with my hand. “First you call me a smart ass, and now you hit me?” My cheeks are on fire. “I’m so, so sorry. I talk with my hands, and I got overdramatic.” Beckett flashes me that crooked grin. “It’s okay, I get punched in the face for a living, remember? It’s fine.” I peer closer at him, and to my horror, I see I’ve scratched him with my ring. “You’re bleeding,” I say, mortified. And before I even think about what I’m doing, I brush my fingers against his face.
My rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½💻🏒🍟💝
My thoughts: 🔖Page 123 of 234 Chapter Nineteen - This book is hilarious, although the romance seems a bit rushed. I would be up all night with this one if I didn't have an early start tomorrow.
🔖199 Chapter Twenty-Nine - Phone call.
This was pretty good, it was pretty funny. I'm not sure if I'm going to read the rest of the series soon but I'm hoping for next month or by the end of the year.
Recommend to others: Yes. I already recommended this to my friend Aubrey who happens to be a redhead.
Chicago on Ice
1. The Aubrey Rules (2016)
2. Trivial Pursuits (2017)
3. Save the Date (2017)
4. The Bottom Line (2019)