Coronavirus vs Monkeypox: A Sexual Showdown

Kissing the Coronavirus #5

by M.J. Edwards

In a world where Coronavirus and Monkeypox risk combining into a super-virus, Dr Jasmine Minjaz has to put her sex life on hold to prevent a global catastrophe. The only problem is, she's infected with the Monkeypox virus herself.

After a chance encounter at a nightclub with a beautiful green-skinned man, little did Dr Minjaz know that the Monkeypox in her system would clash with the Coronavirus in his, creating a devastating but sexy hybrid of armageddon preportions... Coronapox.

And there's only one way to send this hunky hybrid back to the sensual depths from wence it came, and only one woman who can do it.

From the writer of Kissing the Coronavirus and The Perfect Poo comes a whole new tale of titilation.

Follow M.J. Edwards on Twitter @MJEdwardsAuthor

Genres: Erotica

23 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 29, 2022

Reviews

[Cait Jacobs (Caitsbooks) · Rating 5 out of 5]

why do i do this to myself?
full review (with quotes) to come

[Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!* · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dr Jasmine Minjaz had been working non-stop for what felt like more than a year, but in reality was probably only about eighteen months.

That's right: M.J. Edwards is back with more hilarious pandemic-based erotica.

‘Holy frog anuses!’ they all screamed at once.

My feelings exactly. Her previous "About the Author" page stated she was taking creative writing classes, and I think the effort is paying off. There's a slightly more refined quality to this story than some of her past outings. It's a little bit meatier (and I'm not just talking about "his penis which was easily the same size as a baguette from a high-quality French patisserie"), a little bit more controlled, a slightly more-structured tale. Of course it retains all of Edwards' hallmark elements, including brilliant character names:

‘Hi, I’m Dr Jasmine Minjaz,’ said Dr Jasmine Minjaz.

Riveting dialogue:

‘I need to see someone.’ ​
‘Who?’
​‘I can’t remember.’
​‘What does he look like?’
​‘He’s a bit green.’
​‘Oh you mean Oron? Oron A. Vyrus?’
​‘Excuse me, did you just say Coronavirus?’ ​
‘No, Oron A. Vyrus.’ ​
‘Oh.’
​‘He lives on Vidco Street.’ ​
‘Thanks.’

Amazing similes, and topical material:

Dr Minjaz shredded her clothing like a tarantula freeing itself from its husk. Except it wasn’t a fresh spider she was unveiling; it was her magnificent tits, her tight pussy lips, and her ass that would only be more slappable if it was Chris Rock’s face at the Oscars.

The cringiest of cringe:

He tasted soft and salty, like corned beef. Every single one of his twelve inches slid down her throat, the tip lightly dipping in the contents of her stomach to give her lunch a gentle kiss of sexual appreciation.

Slice of life moments:

She got up, had a big glass of tea, had a poo, then showered, got dressed, ate toast, had some orange juice, then another slice of toast because she was still hungry, then had a wee, then a bottle of Lucozade for the electrolytes, then put on her shoes and left the house.

And more! If you haven't taken the M.J. Edwards plunge yet, what are you waiting for?

[Cassandra]

🫡 I have a duty and it is to read these psychotic books

[Lynn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy Frog Anuses! MJ is back on form!

The skill to combine such a 'factual scientific story' with so many great laugh out loud lines is impressive. I guffawed, I snorted, I loved it.

[Angie · Rating 1 out of 5]

Strangest crossover I’ve ever read. And I’ve had my time to shine on AO3 and FF.net back in the days…

[Vendea · Rating 1 out of 5]

Pátý díl ze série Kissing the Covid je stejně bizární jako jeho předchůdci. M.J.Edwards opět vytáhla neskutečnou slovní zásobu spojení a výrazů, které normálního člověka ani nenapadnou. V hlavní roli je tu vědátorka posedlá "licking ***cks* a rozdá si to s neuvěřitelně sexy zeleným Oronem D. Vyrusem a fialovýn Coronapoxem (ten má zas **ck tak obrovský, že jeho mácháním dokáže rozbít prakticky cokoliv). Je to žhavé, je to sexy a doufám, že autorka opět napíše nějaký bizárek.

1.5/5*

[lil · Rating 1 out of 5]

yeah, i mean, ok, series finished.

[Rian · Rating 2 out of 5]

Rating: ntb

We gingen ooit het eerste deel voor de grap lezen en boy, als we eens wisten waar het heen ging...
#dontevenask

[Nikki Deeley · Rating 3 out of 5]

M.J. Edwards continues her Kissing The Coronavirus series with this new edition of Coronavirus Vs Monkeypox.

These books are unhinged, every single book by M.J. Edwards is hilarious, disturbing and wild! Honestly, no idea how to review them, but each one makes me laugh and cringe and we need more joy in this world!

[Alice · Rating 2 out of 5]

I can't believe I willingly spent 99 cents to read this

[PErvOL Books · Rating 1 out of 5]

I'm done....

I did this....

[5centreview · Rating 5 out of 5]

happily never after 😆

[Agustina Zanelli · Rating 4 out of 5]

Creo que la autora va mejorando en su forma de escribir e irónicamente tengo que decir que me gustaba más antes jajaja pero no falla en superarse en cada libro con cosas perturbadoras. Muy perturbadoras. Hay algunas partes que hasta me dieron un poco de asquito. Las metáforas raras y demasiado gráficas son las mejores cosas que tiene esta historia porque me hacen reír demasiado. Esas ocurrencias que uno no sabe cómo pudieron aparecer en la cabeza de la autora. También me encanta la forma en que va actualizando su biografía en cada libro, contándonos sobre su vida.

Esta es una serie perfecta para los amantes de lo bizarro. Lo muy bizarro. Y mi puntuación obviamente va comparada con este tipo de libros. En realidad, es difícil puntuar algo tan diferente a todo lo demás y que disfruto tanto porque me hace reír demasiado. Así que sin dudas se lleva sus 4 estrellas jajaja. De todas maneras, mi libro favorito hasta el momento fue el de Covid Claus 🤣

[Grace · Rating 5 out of 5]

What the actual
Why
Just why
A few notable quotes
“Then, when that wasn’t enough, they both knew there was only one more thing left to do:the sex”
“Send him back to where he came from using the power of sex”
“Her ass that would only be more slappable if it was Chris Rock’s face at the Oscars”
“Entering her portal of wonder”

My friends hate me because I share the emotional turmoil of this with them.

[andy | أندي · Rating 5 out of 5]

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES, MORE UNHINGED THAN EVER!!

this had absolutely no right being as funny as it was and i can’t break my streak of rating these books 5 stars for shits and giggles so here i am 😭

unfortunately while this had me suppressing wild laughter it did read like AI which is kinda sad tbh but that in itself was kind of funny too?? so idk 💀

[Rudhmellowen · Rating 1 out of 5]

What the hell did I just read?! I love random erotica but this... This was torture...
Id rather have Covid a second time than read this again... The writing is terrible, and words like "worstly" made it into the book...
I get it's supposed to be tongue in cheek, and give us a laugh but when it's so badly done... Ugh!!!

[Nina constantreaderbeware · Rating 2 out of 5]

Out of the 6 MJ Edwards books / novellas I've read, this is my least favorite.
Something about it was different. The humor, especially the first and last pages, was just a bit boring.
There were some funny parts and some erotic. But I enjoyed her other stories more.

[Gus · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was better than the last one. Some laugh-out-loud moments. Still not as good as the first book in the series but worth it for the fans.

[Letsfisch]

why do I keep coming back to this

[rori ❀]

NOT ANOTHER ONE

[Shannon · Rating 1 out of 5]

I read these bc they're funny & I hate myself

[Mimi · Rating 3 out of 5]

.... You hate to break up a set...

[Shreya · Rating 1 out of 5]

I was scarred for good

[Addie_read_this · Rating 1 out of 5]

I’ve chuckled. But it was bad. Laughingly bad

[Margo · Rating 1 out of 5]

#friendmademereadit

No, it didn’t get better, but it was kind of… iconic?

[alyssa]

No.

(Somehow, the praying mantis one was better. Somehow.)

[guapito.reynolds04 · Rating 1 out of 5]

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 my honest reaction. Man es lo único que diré, que libro tan malo y que serie tan maluca, esa autora en serio que mejor siga trabajando de otra cosa porque como escritora, no la esta dando.

[Shahna · Rating 2 out of 5]

i think the first couple were funny,
but it got less funny as the series continued

[Momo · Rating 4 out of 5]

C'est le 1€ le plus rentable que j'ai jamais dépensé

[Kaileigh · Rating 1 out of 5]

There’s no way an AI didn’t write this. I’ve read this entire series and this was by far the worst.