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Don't Piss Me Off!!!
Hitch a ride on a truly surreal and maddening crazy train(wreck)with the incomparable Meg McCarville at her most unhinged as she attempts to make sense of the truly bizarre hellscape surrounding her, taking on the most savage of shitbags.
DON'T PISS ME OFF! is a carefully curated collection of my most vehement, viral, viscious, and violent text messages, emails, and Yelp! reviews over the past two years.
Beautifully punctuated with photographs and memes, DON'T PISS ME OFF promises not only to live up to it's title, but to truly make a dent in your psyche, and leave you laughing so hard, the fact that you are in a pool of your own urine seems barely problematic.
Featuring a dementedly diverse cast of unredeemable scum including Cornstarch caked cretins, paralyzed perverts, mouth breathing mechanics, hipster hell holes, crazed crackhead cunts, seedy suicide slums and so many more! No one is safe!
DON'T PISS ME OFF! is a carefully curated collection of my most vehement, viral, viscious, and violent text messages, emails, and Yelp! reviews over the past two years.
Beautifully punctuated with photographs and memes, DON'T PISS ME OFF promises not only to live up to it's title, but to truly make a dent in your psyche, and leave you laughing so hard, the fact that you are in a pool of your own urine seems barely problematic.
Featuring a dementedly diverse cast of unredeemable scum including Cornstarch caked cretins, paralyzed perverts, mouth breathing mechanics, hipster hell holes, crazed crackhead cunts, seedy suicide slums and so many more! No one is safe!
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First published September 1, 2022
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January 31, 2023
9000000 Stars. (red dwarf) Book of the Year (…so far. My book comes out in May, so….) Yes, from Meg McCarville ( @jonbenet_azrial_partridge ) the indie author of Four Circles (Amphetamine Sulphate) and Jonbenet Dreams of Being Shirley Temple (an aborted screenplay whose stars include Jo-Jo Siwa (Google her now!), Willem Dafoe, Sammy Davis Jr, Penny Marshall and Max Hardcore… also Larry David) comes Don’t Piss Me Off!!! (The number exclamation points vary.) No need to summarize the “plot”: Just read the subtitle. Characters who made the mistake of pissing off Meg include Sara The Prissy Junky, Roberts Grocery Store (“overpriced Karen filled cum dump”), Scoots Motorcycle Repair in New Orleans (run by Swindling Shithead Oscar), Behavioral Health Group Addiction Treatment Center, MY STALKER, and Stuart Motel Los Angeles (which actually ends up w/ a positive review!)
Also, do not patronize Scoots Motorcycle Repair Shop in New Orleans. You’ve been warned. So has Scoots.
Also, do not patronize Scoots Motorcycle Repair Shop in New Orleans. You’ve been warned. So has Scoots.
February 28, 2023
THIS IS MEG MCCARVILLE AND THIS EMAIL TO GOODREADS WILL BE APPEARING IN VOL. 2 OF DON’T PISS ME OFF BY ME, MEG MCCARVILLE.
HI!
This is MEG MCCARVILLE. IM TRYING TO CLAIM MY AUTHOR PROFILE.
The email I used that is attached to the name MEG MCCARVILLE is azrialpartridge@gmail.com. I’ll also be emailing this exact letter from azrialpartridge@gmail.com to you as well.
Your site is mind numbingly glitchy and IMPOSSIBLE to navigate! And it’s not just me. Sorry but I’d rather commit Hari Kari than jumping thru your baseless hoops to prove that I’m ME!
Anyone asshole who wants to can look up my books and find the goddamned links to my publishers could prove they’re me by your standards.
AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK KINDLE DIRECT IS so how I’m sposed to include my KINDLE DIRECT whatever it is that you want because I don’t USE IT! But I’m sure an imposter could easily do that as well.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HELP WRITERS OR FUCK THEM?
Will you maybe just accept a picture of me holding MY PHOTO ID that says the name MEG MCCARVILLE so you can verify my identity like all the porn sites I’m on do? It’s much easier. You can even use AI. And it’s legally legitimate!
It seems a helluva lot easier than the suicide inducing experience of navigating your fucking glitchy shitty labrynth of a website and listing a bunch of bullshit I don’t know but any goddamned imposter could find.
I don’t have a Facebook linked to my real name anymore because I had a stalker. That is the subject of my latest book AMERICAN VICTIM released by Model City Books. Editor E-Mail address ricroyer@gmail.com.
But GUESS WHO COULD FIND ALL THIS BULLSHIT INFORMATION AND WOULD CARE TO? I suggest you read AMERICAN VICTIM BY ME, MEG MCCARVILLE to find out. I’ll give you a hint: my FUCKING STALKER.
I was trying to leave my written description of the book but YOU WOULD NOT LET ME so I had to leave it in a comment.
Your site is not set up to help authors and make it easy for them.
I will also BE SURE to include this letter to you in my next volume of DONT PISS ME OFF by ME Meg McCarville which is self published and available on LULU.com.
DOES THIS EMAIL PROPERLY LEND AN ANSWER TO YOUR CONVOLUTED JUNGLE OF STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS THAT ANYONE WITH A COMPUTER AND SOME TIME CAN ANSWER?!????!?
CAN I PLEASE STAKE MY CLAIM TO MY GODDAMNED NAME NOW?????? IS THAT ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR YOU GOODREADS?!!????!!
Very truly yours.
MEG FUCKING MCCARVILLE.
HI!
This is MEG MCCARVILLE. IM TRYING TO CLAIM MY AUTHOR PROFILE.
The email I used that is attached to the name MEG MCCARVILLE is azrialpartridge@gmail.com. I’ll also be emailing this exact letter from azrialpartridge@gmail.com to you as well.
Your site is mind numbingly glitchy and IMPOSSIBLE to navigate! And it’s not just me. Sorry but I’d rather commit Hari Kari than jumping thru your baseless hoops to prove that I’m ME!
Anyone asshole who wants to can look up my books and find the goddamned links to my publishers could prove they’re me by your standards.
AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK KINDLE DIRECT IS so how I’m sposed to include my KINDLE DIRECT whatever it is that you want because I don’t USE IT! But I’m sure an imposter could easily do that as well.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HELP WRITERS OR FUCK THEM?
Will you maybe just accept a picture of me holding MY PHOTO ID that says the name MEG MCCARVILLE so you can verify my identity like all the porn sites I’m on do? It’s much easier. You can even use AI. And it’s legally legitimate!
It seems a helluva lot easier than the suicide inducing experience of navigating your fucking glitchy shitty labrynth of a website and listing a bunch of bullshit I don’t know but any goddamned imposter could find.
I don’t have a Facebook linked to my real name anymore because I had a stalker. That is the subject of my latest book AMERICAN VICTIM released by Model City Books. Editor E-Mail address ricroyer@gmail.com.
But GUESS WHO COULD FIND ALL THIS BULLSHIT INFORMATION AND WOULD CARE TO? I suggest you read AMERICAN VICTIM BY ME, MEG MCCARVILLE to find out. I’ll give you a hint: my FUCKING STALKER.
I was trying to leave my written description of the book but YOU WOULD NOT LET ME so I had to leave it in a comment.
Your site is not set up to help authors and make it easy for them.
I will also BE SURE to include this letter to you in my next volume of DONT PISS ME OFF by ME Meg McCarville which is self published and available on LULU.com.
DOES THIS EMAIL PROPERLY LEND AN ANSWER TO YOUR CONVOLUTED JUNGLE OF STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS THAT ANYONE WITH A COMPUTER AND SOME TIME CAN ANSWER?!????!?
CAN I PLEASE STAKE MY CLAIM TO MY GODDAMNED NAME NOW?????? IS THAT ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR YOU GOODREADS?!!????!!
Very truly yours.
MEG FUCKING MCCARVILLE.
November 22, 2022
I have no words…. JUST FUCKIN READ IT.
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