I would rather cut all of my toes and fingers off, gouge my eyes out, cut my tongue off, rip every hair out of my head, throw myself into a pit of blazing hot lava, stab myself repeatedly in the eyes, and travel back in time and let every single dinosaur eat me very painfully before I would ever reread this book.
This was my second book today dealing with a very horny creature that had a pumpkin for a head. What’s that say about me? So this was your pretty typical love story. A woman’s fiancé propositions her to perform felatio on all his uncles to prove her allegiance to him. She runs off, gets hijacked by the headless horseman, who proceeds to bang her like a drum. Again. And again. And so on. So a strong majority of the book is sex, which was pretty darn good. There was an attempt at a plot, but it was a weak structure for a story. There was also some depth to Jack, which was good, but it needed to dive a lot deeper. And the same to be said for Bess and William’s odd arrangement. It needed a lot less tell and a lot more show. But there’s sex. You get it. One line that cracked me up was when Jack said something really vulgar to Bess, but instead of using another slang, he said ‘rump’ instead. Like just say ‘ass’ at that rate. And Rudger made me laugh, too. You’ll see. But I did get a few laughs out of this one, and it was a nice way to burn 40 minutes.
The spookiness of a headless horseman killing people until he runs into Bess who decides to seduce him...it had lots of spice but the story was also quite lovely how everything unfolds. I love the happy ending.
It’s WTF Wednesday which means I read some f’ed up book so you don’t have to…
This was honestly the WORST book I’ve read during WTF Wednesday for one reason only and that’s pony play…
Now not to yuck anyones yum but horses creep me out and I don’t care who you are I don’t want to see, read or hear about pony play. This will be my first and LAST book with that in it.
Bess runs from her gross fiancé who wants to get with him and his uncles only to run into the legend of the headless horseman (who apparently had a jack o lantern head.
Jack and Bess are absolute FREAKS and he comes with some pumpkin spice scented lube that comes out of god knows where so he can use axes AND guns inside of her. Bess saved her own life by getting down on her knees but it signed her up for a freaky evening in a crypt with a headless Jack o lantern man.
Siggy Shade writes some INTERESTING (to say the least) books. This was not my favorite due to the incessant horse puns such as calling him a “stallion”, asking if they were going “riding” and wanting him to reward her with sugar lumps. BARF.
2 stars from me. Not my type of book. I’ll read some messed up stuff but I draw the LINE at pony play. Thanks for giving me more mental issues.
Hmmm… that was… interesting? If you know me in real life, no you don’t.
I don’t know what to think. I’m questioning my reading choices but also weirdly enjoying the weirdness? Or rather enjoying the fact I can still be surprised by smash scenes? I thought I’ve seen, or read, everything that these crazy authors have to offer, but I like the fact I’m mistaken.
if I could give this a zero, trust me I would. "I have waited centuries to find a hussy who could take my wood,” just for this, I would've chosen death over his pumpkin head ass.
An erotic Halloween story about the headless horseman? OKAY!
I’m all about Halloween stories right now. So when I came across this book, I just had to read it. The cover is what grabbed my attention, then that blurb pulled me in.
Was I intrigued? Most definitely. Did I enjoy the book? Most of it, yes.
Lots of different kinks in here, and one in particular I was not a fan of at all. BUT, it was still enjoyable because it was kinda hilarious and entertaining nonetheless. Surprisingly, there’s actually a sweet love story in this book.
This was my first Siggy Shade book and I’ll definitely be reading more.
Ya'll I am straight up cackling right now. What the hell did I just read. I don't know even know if I loved or hated this book. PONY PLAY with the headless horseman!? What!? I cannot. HAHAHAH. I am in no way kink shaming anybody, to each their own, but I just couldn't control my laughter during this scene.
“I want to train you like a show pony. I want to ride you so hard that you neigh for more. Any objections?”
“Full udders, thick teats—ready for breeding.”
“Are you going to be my stallion?” I ask. His eye flames narrow. “Only if you’re a good pony.”
But don’t worry she gets rewarded with sugar lumps🤣😂
Reading through kindle’s top ten erotic horror books because it just sounds like a fun time. This is a headless horseman story that was steamy but also surprisingly sweet. Would recommend to anyone “axe-ing” for a spooky, quick read.
This is a quick, dark and spicy read. Love the legend of the headless horseman and this book puts a whole new twits on it. Bess and jack are both amazing. Great fun Halloween read
Look...it is how it looks like...*shrugs* Weirds smut with a HEA, that leaves you questioning your sanity. Would i do it again? ...probably yeah. Do i regret it?.... maybe
Jack’s Head by Siggy Shade was a short paranormal romance packed full of fun kinky smutty goodness that is sure the keep you entertained!
When Bess’s night takes a turn for the worse, leaving her running from her fiancee and his family on Hallow’s Eve she finds herself pulled right into the myth of Sixteen String Jack—a headless man that haunts the roads on Halloween night ending the life of nefarious souls…as well as their descendants. However, luckily in Bess’ case he sees something more that he likes and her night takes a turn for the better. Full of delicious heat, instant chemistry and kinks galore this is the one for anyone that loves short erotic filled smutty Halloween fantasy tales.