You're probably here because you're a fan of The Fall, and by default a fan of Mark E. Smith. A very witty and edgy little goblin, Smith makes this book a compelling read.
I'll just leave you with some quotes that made me laugh and/or think (disclaimer: I don't always agree with what Smith is saying, but that's not the point).
"It’s a generational thing – something’s amiss with too many lads these days around the ages of thirty-five and under. Empty of wonder. I think they’ve been told too much by their parents, they’re not in this life to discover things for themselves."
"I started smoking when I was about sixteen. I don’t think you need it really before then."
"It’s a shame that people are living their lives like this, because it goes much quicker than you think. I’d rather people concentrated on their own ideas a bit more. It’s as if they don’t think their own lives are of any importance; completely different from people of my dad and grandad’s generation, who at least had an understanding of what it was to exist, to try and do things and not waste time."
"I didn’t mind being on the dole. I had a lot of time on my hands as a result. Other people went to university and I read books, smoked cigs and looked around most days. It’s good to have a period like that in your life, when you’re not being forced to think like others."
"That’s why I’ve never aligned myself to the whole punk thing. To me, punk is and was a quick statement. That’s why most of the main players couldn’t handle the fall-out of it all, they were like a bunch of shell-shocked army majors stuck in time, endlessly repeating their once-successful war cries. Nothing wrong with that, I suppose, but I wanted something with a bit more longevity."
"I got on the bus the other day and there was this bald bloke who kept staring. I’ve seen him around … He wears powerful blandness"
"He gave us a bass player – Eric the Ferret. He was useless, but he meant well."
"I still see ‘Fiery Jack’ types like that. They’re quite heartening in a way. Manchester has always had men like that, hard livers with hard livers; faces like unmade beds."
"They’re not as vapid as you think, Americans. They concocted their entire history from lies, so they’re not going to buy into some limey’s glorified head-trip."
"The barman might be a big fucking Bavarian but when he’s not serving he’ll read a book. It’s important. If people read more, they’d come to a better understanding of other people and there’d be less people trudging off to shrinks."
"If it’s in your head and you’ve got the right people around you, then there’s no better time to tell that story. You can’t be afraid of reactions when it’s like that. I think too many writers hold too much back for another time and then lose the initial spark."
"I am one of the 3 per cent who was made to take speed. It helps me sleep."
"We’re living in a re-issue world, filching from the past like magpies with a Tardis."
(No, that's not the whole book.)