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Monsters & Romance #3.5

Monster Milking Motel: A Shattered Earth Novella

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Monster Milking Motel is a high-steam short with very little to almost no plot, but it does include an HEA!

He’s a possessive Alpha and the only thing he wants is her. Brianna had adapted quite well since The Shattering. She’s carved out a decent life, a healthy split between her daily job and all the other things that she enjoys. Nothing will stop her from living her life exactly the way she wants to… Except Lycaon. He will. He can’t stand the other males around her. He wants to smash them to a pulp. In order to keep from going insane, Lycaon devises a plan, one that will allow them both to have everything they have ever desired and then some… Question now is, how much will she beg for her freedom? Because if she begs, he doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to give her up . Monster Milking Motel is a super short, high steam spinoff of my Monsters & Romance series . It’s set 100 years or so in the future, when the veil between the worlds explodes and changes Earth as we know it! Can be read as a standalone, before or after Monsters & Romance books, and in any order as each story is technically a standalone. monster abduction & minor stalking, plus a variety of kinks such as spanking, stomping (foot on head), biting, breeding, knots, Daddy dom/kink, glory holes, toys, restraints, immobilization, collars, pinching, etc… While this is a short, steamy read, there is a hint of romance and a HEA.

107 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 7, 2022

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Harpie Alexa

29 books255 followers
Harpie Alexa is a Monster Romance author. She was cancalled by Amazon in 2023, but she still writes and wants to connect with her readers! You can Find everything (social media, newsletter, books & her ream) by heading over to her link tree!

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Profile Image for Rae (semi-hiatus).
520 reviews165 followers
October 11, 2022
It was okay…😅 I was being told the kinks more than shown them. I really REALLY wanted to like this. 🥺 The other books in the series sound interesting tho so maybe I’ll have better luck with those.
2.5-3⭐️


Blurb:
Monster Milking Motel is a high-steam short with very little to almost no plot, but it does include an HEA!

He’s a possessive Alpha and the only thing he wants is her.

Brianna had adapted quite well since The Shattering. She’s carved out a decent life, a healthy split between her daily job and all the other things that she enjoys. Nothing will stop her from living her life exactly the way she wants to…

Except Lycaon. He will. He can’t stand the other males around her. He wants to smash them to a pulp. In order to keep from going insane, Lycaon devises a plan, one that will allow them both to have everything they have ever desired and then some…

Question now is, how much will she beg for her freedom? Because if she begs, he doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to give her up.

Monster Milking Motel is a super short, high steam spinoff of my Monsters & Romance series. It’s set 100 years or so in the future, when the veil between the worlds explodes and changes Earth as we know it! Can be read as a standalone, before or after Monsters & Romance books, and in any order as each story is technically a standalone.

Triggers: monster abduction & minor stalking, plus a variety of kinks such as spanking, stomping (foot on head), biting, breeding, knots, Daddy dom/kink, glory holes, toys, restraints, immobilization, collars, pinching, etc… While this is a short, steamy read, there is a hint of romance and a HEA.
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247 reviews1 follower
October 21, 2024
Girlie book club halloween smut edition

I don't even know what to say....
Profile Image for Charde Jackson.
557 reviews19 followers
October 9, 2022
WHEW!! ITS 🔥🔥🔥

Soooo, this is a super smutty, of the smutty and I loved every minute of it. Sm€x work plus an obsessed Alpha and wow the hotness of off the charts. There isn’t really a plot, which the author explains. But if you are looking for a quick monster read that is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 this is your jam!!!
Profile Image for lauren.
216 reviews4 followers
October 26, 2022
straight er0tica

Not much plot here, but lots of spice. She’s just really really into good times with monsters, if you know what I mean.
Profile Image for Ciru.
1,724 reviews
October 23, 2022
3.75 Stars.

Monster fucking. Explicit. Like you have been warned several times, very little plot, a whole lot of fucking.

Which brings me to my issue. Lycaon basically kidnaps Brianna. She's fine with that. My problem was that even in the fucking, she didn't really get a choice out of it. It was the dominant Alpha's way...or the dominant Alpha's way. And she even calls him out in the fact that he evades her questions, but he does the ol' one, two, here's some dick and she doesn't pursue it.

He didn't accomodate her kinks/wants. He just tailored them towards his needs and that was it.

And I mean, I get the whole being called a toy/slut/whore but mix it up and actually have a good endearment once in a while and after care her! Ata maji hakuonjeshwa 😂

Pet peeve that I fucking hate that lead to a missing star, dick that is re-writing human anatomy. Hurts so good dick.
2 reviews
October 8, 2022
HOT

Omg when I say hot I mean HOT! Like my kindle almost caught fire!
Very steamy. The entire book is one quick love story with giant werewolf um dk. I loved every minute of it. Super delicious! 10/10 would recommend!
Profile Image for Shakala Gushwa.
343 reviews3 followers
March 26, 2023
Ladynapped!!

Honestly why can't I be ladynapped by a werewolf?? Ugh it's honestly just not fair!!

This was a really good read for me because it's just what I needed.🖤💚
Profile Image for Ketty.
206 reviews12 followers
March 4, 2023
- Exhibitionism
- Knotting
- Breeding
- Daddy with no little girl
- "Plaything"
- Kinkified kidnapping and stalking

Bri is a proud monster fucker. She wants all the monsters all the time. So much so she goes to the Monster Milking Motel and does it for free. She just wishes she had a monster who wanted to breed her properly. She knows monsters are better than humans and that monster is exactly what she gets.

This is the second kidnapping and breeding book I have read in the last couple weeks and this is how you do it right. Brianna is taken from the Motel, chained to a bed, and immediately discovers this was a kink the whole time. I am down for this sort of kidnapping romance.

I don't read a lot of plotless romance, but Harpie has a way if being the exception. There is just enough of a plot to worldbuild and make the characters seem real to make me happy. But it really is non-stop playtime. Which was well done and kinky.
Profile Image for Kristy.
487 reviews4 followers
November 27, 2022
Exactly as advertised lol

The description states there is little plot, and I have to agree that it's a true statement. While I liked some parts of it, I didn't care for others. The daddy thing doesn't work for me, I wish that was stressed more in the description as it was very reoccurring. Besides that, it moved hella fast... And I think that is part of the lack of plot. I would have preferred more plot with the amount of time that passed in the book and epilogues. Not bad but could have been so much better.
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393 reviews31 followers
January 25, 2023
Spice is the plot...that's it...straight porn
But if that is what you want...it delivers.

T/W:

gloryholes
voyeurism
knotting
bdsm
weird looking (and testing apparently) dicks
monster f*cking (obviously...duhhh)
possessivess
obsessive behaviour
stalking
abduction(dunno if it counts?)
breeding
degrading
daddy kink
slut shaming/sexist slurs
blood


{...this list is so long..damn}
Profile Image for Cambria-Rose Morgan.
Author 5 books41 followers
September 25, 2023
Okay, it's not the longest book you'll ever read but the spice comes thick and fast from the offset and sweeps you away immediately.

There's a few typos but nothing too agregious. I would have appreciated a less rushed introduction to the universe but perhaps that's addressed in an earlier book?

Overall, a nice spicy short that makes me want to read more by this author.
Profile Image for Dora.
681 reviews40 followers
February 22, 2023
It was very... meh. The characters kept talking and talking about their kinks instead of actually doing them 🤷🏻‍♀️
66 reviews
June 19, 2023
what the hell did i just read???

it’s not just the content that’s horrible the narration really sucks

i would compare it to fanfiction but i’ve read better fanfiction than this
Profile Image for Drea.
74 reviews
January 5, 2023
I'm pretty sure this book gave me forehead wrinkles because I couldn't stop making a face the whole way through.

The werewolf is always in wolf form and that makes it *weird*. This book is for furries with a breeding kink. I am not a furry with a breeding kink.
Profile Image for Gaia Love.
323 reviews12 followers
April 10, 2023
cool twist

I liked the way this played out and how it all ties together. Good characters and interesting dynamics. Lots of steamy.
Profile Image for 78sunny.
2,338 reviews41 followers
January 28, 2023
Wahrscheinlich ist meine Bewertung etwas zu gut, aber nach den letzten richtig schlechten Ebooks war das hier gar nicht mal so übel, auch wenn es ziemlich stumpf war. Hier geht es um eine dystopische Welt in der Monster zusammen mit Menschen leben. Die menschliche Prota, Brianna, kann an so gut wie nichts anderes als Sex denken und verkauft ihren Körper daher mehr als gern in einer Art Bordell in dem sowohl Menschen als auch Monster ihr Unwesen treiben. Ihre nymphomanische Ader ist wirklich sehr ausgeprägt. Als der Wolf Lycaon sie für sich entdeckt, will er sie nur für sich allein und entführt sie. Brianna kann sich allerdings sehr schnell mit dieser Entführung abfinden, da Lycaon ihr einfach alles bieten kann, wonach sie sich sehnt.
Das die Handlung ziemlich stumpf und auch lächerlich ist, brauche ich wohl nicht erwähnen. Trotzdem muss ich sagen, dass gerade die erotischen Szenen ihren Reiz hatten. Es werden mehrere Kinks abgefertig, von denen einige etwas merkwürdig wirkten, aber das ist wohl Geschmackssache. Man sollte also definitiv vorher mal die Triggerwarnung lesen.
Lycaon ist extrem dominant und das auf eine Art, die ich mochte. Beide scheinen wie gemacht für einander zu sein. Auch wenn es kein Meisterwerk war, so habe ich es nicht bereut das Ebook gelesen zu haben und würde von der Autorin auch noch etwas anderes ausprobieren.

Story 2,6/5
Emotionen 2,4/5
Charaktere 3,0/5
Unterhaltung 3,4/5
Schreibstil 2,4/5
Lesegefühl 3,4/5
Gesamt 3,0/5
Profile Image for Vanessa.
132 reviews6 followers
November 15, 2022
throw caution out the window

Damn I can’t even begin to describe the absolute heat of the sun that comes with reading this book. Spicy levels 15/5
The plot line isn’t important and let’s be honest anyone reading this books isn’t here for the story line. I am a little bummed it ended so soon. I kinda wanted to see them as parents. This books is filth and it definitely brought out some kinks I didn’t even know I liked. This author knew what she was doing when she plotted to throw this at her readers. I think I’ll be speechless for a few days because I can’t imagine finding a book more smutty then this one for awhile. This book took the cake and for all my monster f*clear out there. This ones for you! I’ve read pack books before but this one definitely had a tone to it I’ve never had before. Also never read a book where the mmc was super dominant but remained dominant throughout. There was no leeway or compromise. It was alpha male dominating his conquest the entire time. Would recommend to anyone wanting some piping hot steam. Hot hot hot
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486 reviews10 followers
January 27, 2023
3.7 stars - woah.
this definitely had a lot of stuff i’ve never read before. i’m usually not into the extreme D/s thing but i think this novella showed it well (sexually at least).
i love monsters so i knew i would like this, and i found myself really liking the heroine because she was super unapologetically accepting of her desires ? also - she was super accepting of being kidnapped and made a slave - which is how i be feeling when i’m reading romances tbh.

the foot stomping wasn’t really my thing? but the read was still good. the glory hole thing was cray cray, but the Hero found a way to let her keep doing her exhibitionist gh thing, while still being monogamous.

i’m talking a lot ab this read while it was honestly just pure smut, but it was cool !!
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Profile Image for Erika.
401 reviews1 follower
March 29, 2023
I saw the d*ck quote on page 9 in a book Facebook group and I knew I had read this book. This is a super short ( 100 page) paranormal romance, that is basically all spice. This book takes place 100 years after the other books in the series so it can be read as a standalone. This world takes place after the shattering and the monster and human worlds are now forever together. I do like how it talks about all different types of monsters. Brianna loves monster d*ck and goes to a monster milking motel to have fun, Lycaon is a werewolf who meets her there and knows that is his mate. Lycaon makes watches her for weeks and makes plans to make her his. This book is all spice, werewolf spice with k*nks. There is no plot with a hint of romance and the author does say this.

Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️/5
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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1,494 reviews50 followers
March 23, 2023
Monster Milking Motel

Monsters and humans all live together and even have fun together. Bri has been dying to have a monster take her and keep her, and now she may have that chance with Lycaon.

I LOVED this book. We have a few different types of monsters that Bri gets to play with in the beginning, but then she has Lycaon and he more than fulfills what she needs. I loved his dominant personality and how commanding he was. He's everything you'd want in a monster, plus some!

The writing was also really well done and even though the book is mostly steam, the writing didn't suffer or lack because of it.

Overall rating
5 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
5 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
112 reviews
April 16, 2023
Monster Smut

The were a lot of random information given that we didn’t need at all to support Lycaon and Bri’s relationship it added nothing to the storyline. The erotic scenes were spot on. If you are into monster smit this is the reason for you, but if you are looking for everything to make sense and get this great plot then you will be a tad bit disappointed. I enjoyed the book but the random storyline that she never completes always throws me off. Just leave them wham bam if you aren’t going to make sure you follow through with the entire plot, it takes away from the story in the end when it doesn’t have to.
Profile Image for Bleu Hinton.
281 reviews5 followers
June 15, 2023
3.5 ⭐️

I was really enjoying this one until that one scene in which he bit her. There’s no way in hell I could be aroused with someone biting me so hard I start bleeding.

After that, it became a little too repetitive and wasn’t as immersed like I was in the beginning.

I’m not sure how I feel about the “daddy” kink in this one… I’m just gonna go with a “no” but not a “hell no”.

The stomping, on the other hand… I never thought I’d find that hot, but here we are.

Overall, it was a nice short novella that’ll help me with my reading challenge. I’d like to get more into this genre but next time I’ll probably choose a book with more plot.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Jenny Grey.
166 reviews
November 26, 2022
The title should clue you in 😉

This is as dirty as you think it is.

Firstly, if you are a sensitive reader, check the trigger warnings or read the blurb about this because you may not enjoy this.

Secondly, holy hotness this was another level!! Brianna is the best kind of FMC for a werewolf. She has no issues with her sexual appetite and knows what she likes in the bedroom (or any room).

The actual plot/ story is minimal but there is enough to provide good flow throughout the book. Just know the focus is on all of the adult time 🔥🔥🔥.
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Author 8 books225 followers
January 15, 2024
Monster Milking Hotel, where you can be whatever you want to be and do whoever you want to do. Bri meets the dark and mysterious alpha Lycaon who snatches her from the hotle to be his play thing. Well- more than that. He wants to mate and breed her and keep her forever. Delicious right? This short and VERY smutty novella was so much fun to read. If you love knotting and breeding this is for you! All smut little plot. Plot is smut. Smut is plot. You will also get some good laughs in because of Bri's brat nature, an ogre butler who plays dumb and the mini tantrums Lycaon throws.
Profile Image for Kayla.
729 reviews7 followers
November 10, 2022
Short and Spicy!

Monster Milking Motel by Harpie Alexa is A Shattered Earth Novella. This is a monster romance. This is a short story but my oh my is it spicy. It follows the story of Bri the human and Lycaon the alpha werewolf. This books take place after the different realms and leaked into one another. Making it so humans and monsters are forced together.
Profile Image for Awena Trd.
305 reviews6 followers
April 29, 2023
Well prepare you vibrators. It quick and spicy and a little rushed but that's the point. I actually really liked it and would recommend for a spicy ride.

- Monster romance/werewolf
- Knot
- Captive romance
- Daddy Dom
- Tied up
- Breeding and pregnancy trope
- Stomping
- It leeks out
- Degradation and praise
- Mounting
Profile Image for Patti.
1,370 reviews19 followers
October 24, 2022
Stopped reading at 68%
- Couldn't hold my attention.
- Inconsistency in the details is such a turn off for me.
▪︎ On pg 27 Bri has sea-blue eyes, on pg 30 they're brown, and back to blue on pg 46.
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