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80 pages, Paperback
First published July 1, 2004
Et stanti legis, et legis sedenti,
currenti legis, et legis cacanti!
You read [your work to people] when they're standing, and when they're sitting,
and when they're running, and when they are shitting!
Si bene me novi, non Viscum pluris amicum,
non Variem facies: nam quis me scribere plures
aut citius possit versus?
If I know myself well, you won't be better friends with Viscus or Varius. For who could write better or quicker than me?
He was a friend of Virgil, after whose death he and Plotius Tucca prepared the Aeneid for publication, and of Horace, for whom he and Virgil obtained an introduction to Maecenas. Horace spoke of him as a master of epic and the only poet capable of celebrating the achievements of Vipsanius Agrippa (Odes, i.6); Virgil (under the name of Lycidas, Ecl. ix.35) regretted that he had hitherto produced nothing comparable to the work of Varius or Helvius Cinna.