I waited years for this damn book. And now that it’s here… yeah, I’m happy. Is it the best batch of Claremont’s run? No. Claremont lost the plot after Paul Smith left Uncanny and he still hadn’t recovered by now. While there are glimpses of the old magic, the stories between 194-209 see Claremont both wheel-spinning and spaghetti-throwing. I don’t buy that X-Factor or Secret Wars II or Alan Moore are to blame. The book threatened to go off the rails well before X-Factor was planned, he had time to pivot when he knew he couldn’t use The Fury, and as subpar as the X-Men SWII issues are they’re at least more focused than the issues surrounding them—you even get the sense Claremont was happy to use SWII for some breathing room.
Honestly, this omni is worth getting just for Alan Davis’s creepy, surreal, beautiful work on New Mutants Annual 2, plus Art Adams’s hyper detailed, intricate, beautiful work on the X-Men annuals. Claremont really is on fire when working with those two. In general, Claremont is at his best when he’s not dealing with the whole mutant-human relations issue that the X-Men are “supposed” to be all about. Although really the whole mutant thing was just a shortcut for Stan Lee and Jack Kirby to skip preposterous origin stories. Not surprisingly it developed into a social justice parable but a parable that doesn’t bear the least amount of scrutiny, and the best X-Men stories but one all have nothing to do with it. X-Men fighting Mojo and Loki, though? Awesome.
Back to the main title. I love JRJR’s art but his eye for costumes is… unfortunate. This is the worst dressed team of X-Men ever. And that’s kinda saying something. Luckily, the book and the entire X-Men line is about to go bananas. Issues 207-209 set the stage for the upcoming mutant mania awesomeness.
Of course, they’re marred slightly as these issues also feature Wolverine doing his legendary hypocritical flip-flopping on the “no killing” rule. None of the excuses people have invented for this make a lick of sense. When Claremont plotted Wolverine going after Rachel, he didn’t just drop the ball. No! He drove to SpaceX, he snuck onto the launchpad, he duct-taped the ball to a space shuttle, and he put the damn ball into orbit. It makes absolutely no sense.
Sure, I’m glad Rachel got the boot, because she was too whiny and I love Excalibur-era Rachel, but her exit here is a travesty. Claremont knew he screwed up with the character, clearly. Why else lobotomize her? I think the better option would have been to tell us the story of a young woman who learned to deal with trauma but I guess Claremont didn’t want to bother. Granted he had a lot going on. He’s really an idea man. He’s very good at starting stories but not finishing them. (In these issues you’ll see a bunch of dead-end stories introduced.)
It’s a cop out when storytellers find shades of gray in completely black and white situations. I groan whenever a hero refuses to “sink to the villain’s level,” but I loathe when so-called heroes cowardly refuse to kill out and out evil. (Um, yeah, I’d kill baby Hitler.) Story-wise, it makes sense so you can reuse the villain but it makes the heroes look craven. Selene, without a doubt, is a net negative for humanity. Killing her would be a boon. Killing Selene would be justice no matter how you look at it. How many thousands upon thousands of innocent people has she killed over the centuries?
And Wolverine is so full of shit here. His argument is “you can never kill no matter how evil the enemy is, no matter how many lives they’ve taken and certainly will take again, never mind that I’ve happily killed tons of people some of whom probably weren’t anywhere near as evil as Selene, I’m suddenly firm on the whole “no killing” thing right now and to prove it I will kill you right now, SNIKT!”
This is the nadir of Claremont’s (original) X-Men.
Another thing that always bugged me about 207. The X-Men realize Wolverine, a very physically ill veteran, is missing at the same time they realize that Rachel, a very mentally ill teenager, is missing. Storm orders the X-Men and the Morlocks to search for Wolverine and Wolverine alone. Even though there are plenty to search for both. One can say Storm decides that on purpose because she’s angry with Rachel but that makes Storm look like more of a jerk than she already does in this issue. Claremont is a wonderful writer but he could also be a terrible writer. (Maybe that’s what makes Uncanny so good, the ups and downs?)
But having Wolverine of all people “kill” Rachel because otherwise she was about to kill a literal vampire… travesty. In 210—in which issue by the way we see Selene immediately casually murder more people!—Claremont has Wolverine (of “killing is what I do best” fame) lecture the X-Men about how righteous he was to stab Rachel. “I murdered my teenage superhero friend because she was about to murder a literal vampire. Because, you see, the X-Men aren’t murderers, we’re heroes! So I had to murder an X-Man hero. Make sense?”
Huh?
And don’t give me that crap about Logan thinking Rachel was gonna turn into Dark Phoenix Junior any second now. Hogwash! Sure, Rachel was a little power happy not long before this but there are a few dots short of a connection to make that argument hold any water.
Another problem with this batch of issues is that the X-Men look like complete and utter assholes. They don’t seem to care AT ALL about the New Mutants. It’s appalling. The Beyonder killed the junior team and wiped out all memory of their existence? Storm, Leader of Leaders: “Oh, who cares, they were resurrected anyway. Plus, Magneto and… apparently the White Queen are taking care of them. We’re gonna chill in San Fran! I mean, Kitty has a date tonight. And when we do finally return home we won’t even check on the kids. We’ll unnecessarily hang out in the Morlock tunnels instead of our mansion. But don’t worry, I’ll come up with a flimsy excuse for why we’re literally borrowing Morlock clothes and sleeping in Morlock beds. I guess I just REALLY REALLY hate the New Mutants! Sue me!”
Storm is the worst superhero team leader of all time. I love the bitch, but she ain’t a leader. You tried, Storm; you failed, Storm; call Cyclops!
The X-Men, even Illyana’s brother Peter, even her “soul” sister Kitty, literally don’t care. There are so many instances of the X-Men behaving completely irresponsibly and selfishly in these issues. (I can’t see it happening under OG Cyclops’ leadership.)
In his blog Jason Powell calls this the start of the era of darker X-Men. “Having temporarily holed up in the Morlock tunnels while waiting for Wolverine to heal from his battle with Deathstrike, they are in straits so desperate that compassion, for the first time in their history, takes a back seat to simple survival. This is entirely new territory for the characters and the series.” Except, he’s wrong. I agree it’s the beginning of “dark” X-Men but the straits have not been shown to be so dire the X-Men don’t have time for compassion. If anything the straits are dire because the X-Men have no time for compassion! Granted, straits are ABOUT to get real dire, but the X-Men don’t know that. They’re just being selfish jerks.
This omnibus does contain some very, very good comics not of the main series. You have the adventures of the X-Men and New Mutants in Asgard, Dave Cockrum’s silly but mostly fun Nightcrawler series, Ann Nocenti & Art Adams’ Longshot mini, and then you have Claremont incorporating into Uncanny elements from both Longshot and Alan Moore’s and Alan Davis’ Captain Britain series. So there are definitely a lot of classic X-moments here even if the thrust of the story in the main title was limping along. But, hashtag, it gets better. Much better. This was a limp before and after comics greatness. The story continues in 210, which is in the Mutant Massacre omnibus*, and that issue starts with a bang!
*Some omnibus collectors get extremely bothered and upset when anyone points out that the contents for the last Mutant Massacre oversized hardcover are identical to the Mutant Massacre omnibus. If anything the paper and the binding are superior. Bizarre. If you’re looking for Mutant Massacre the non-omnibus is of a higher quality, regardless of the trade dressing.