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Call Me, Beep Me
So here’s the Sitch…
I used to be the world's best super spy, fighting crime with my girlfriend. Then, college came, and everything fell apart.
Now it's junior year, and some old enemies have come back to take over the world.
But this time, I’m ready for them.
What I wasn’t ready for was reconnecting with four women I’d known in high school. The Jock, The Ex-Girlfriend, the Bully, and the Supervillain.
And sure, that might make things complicated, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my short life, it’s that anything is possible.
I used to be the world's best super spy, fighting crime with my girlfriend. Then, college came, and everything fell apart.
Now it's junior year, and some old enemies have come back to take over the world.
But this time, I’m ready for them.
What I wasn’t ready for was reconnecting with four women I’d known in high school. The Jock, The Ex-Girlfriend, the Bully, and the Supervillain.
And sure, that might make things complicated, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my short life, it’s that anything is possible.
347 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 23, 2022
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April 6, 2023
Is it a fanfic? Yeah. Is there smut in it? Yeah, but not overly gross about it. Was it a fun read? Hell yeah it was. Peaked my interest cause it was free on Kindle Unlimited and I liked watching KP back in the day, but yeah it was a fun short read.
November 9, 2022
Disbelief can only be suspended so far...
I cannot abide a hero who ties up a villain, who has fire powers, with a piece of cloth and proceeds to stand there and do nothing as said villain burns out of their restraints and escapes after setting the his pants on fire...
I cannot abide a hero who ties up a villain, who has fire powers, with a piece of cloth and proceeds to stand there and do nothing as said villain burns out of their restraints and escapes after setting the his pants on fire...
May 3, 2024
You all remember Kim possible... badass protagonist who could do anything and took no shit from anyone... yeah this isn't that.
I'm glad Ron got a glow up from bumbling moron, to someone worth associating with but I think we can all agree there is no way that 1. he is now better than kim at everthing, 2. is the hero of the story and 3. ALSO has a harem. The suspension bridge of disbelief is so heavy with male power fantasy bullshit that the only way you can make it work is to make floatees out of all the plot armor laying about.
Now I can believe Kim x Shego is a thing and hey if you add Monique to the equation... sure. But there is no way that they would ever accept Bonny the queen bee bitch who made their life a living hell into the harem. Especially when the reasoning is, Ron is so hot and we both trust him therefore I'll forgive you for literal years of bullying...
finished this but barely
Spice 1.5/5
I'm glad Ron got a glow up from bumbling moron, to someone worth associating with but I think we can all agree there is no way that 1. he is now better than kim at everthing, 2. is the hero of the story and 3. ALSO has a harem. The suspension bridge of disbelief is so heavy with male power fantasy bullshit that the only way you can make it work is to make floatees out of all the plot armor laying about.
Now I can believe Kim x Shego is a thing and hey if you add Monique to the equation... sure. But there is no way that they would ever accept Bonny the queen bee bitch who made their life a living hell into the harem. Especially when the reasoning is, Ron is so hot and we both trust him therefore I'll forgive you for literal years of bullying...
finished this but barely
Spice 1.5/5
December 9, 2022
So the title and pic give you an idea of what this fanfic book might be about. The names of course were changed to protect the innocent avoid plagiarism and other problems of that ilk. I found the tone of the story to be somewhat depressing. Some of the excitement, humor and tension from the original animation this story is based on seems to be missing. As the story progresses, the action picks up and provides great entertainment. The Harem concept and Rex Stream's perspective is exciting and even fits.
Simon Archer's other works are strong. And so although this wasn't the story I expected, it was still a decent read. I probably will get the next book as well because, well I like the characters and want to see what adventures they get into. And I want to take a ride in Rex's car after Kaitlyn's brothers get a hold of it. And I liked how (P)Terry the Platypus replaced naked Mole Rats.
Simon Archer's other works are strong. And so although this wasn't the story I expected, it was still a decent read. I probably will get the next book as well because, well I like the characters and want to see what adventures they get into. And I want to take a ride in Rex's car after Kaitlyn's brothers get a hold of it. And I liked how (P)Terry the Platypus replaced naked Mole Rats.
October 30, 2022
Terry
This is a good book. Are the characters shallow? Yeah. But it's power fantasy. If the characters aren't shallow, it's not being written right. You don't read power fantasy for deep and intriguing plot. You read it for shenanigans. And this book has shenanigans. And I really do like the history of the characters, where it's just publicly known that they were a bunch of super spies. Was not a secret at all they're just common knowledge. And as for the best part of the entire book
Terry the platypus
This is a good book. Are the characters shallow? Yeah. But it's power fantasy. If the characters aren't shallow, it's not being written right. You don't read power fantasy for deep and intriguing plot. You read it for shenanigans. And this book has shenanigans. And I really do like the history of the characters, where it's just publicly known that they were a bunch of super spies. Was not a secret at all they're just common knowledge. And as for the best part of the entire book
Terry the platypus
May 1, 2024
I'm a little slow on the uptake so it took me longer than it should have to realize this was Kim Possible fanfic. The lack of setup made more sense after that realization. As a stand alone story this was a 3 but the execution as fanfic bumps it up a bit. It really hits the tone if the show but the relationship aspects seem forced. If you like KP and want to know how the college years go, give this a shot.
October 25, 2022
that was really fun
I knew it , I predicted the epilogue, lol. This was such a sun read and a fantastic dip into nostalgia. Simon’s imagination is providing once again to be off the scales. There was non-stop fun and this adventure and this ended in such a fulfilling way, that it can be a standalone book or the opening to an awesome series.
I knew it , I predicted the epilogue, lol. This was such a sun read and a fantastic dip into nostalgia. Simon’s imagination is providing once again to be off the scales. There was non-stop fun and this adventure and this ended in such a fulfilling way, that it can be a standalone book or the opening to an awesome series.
November 1, 2022
Unique
First the good, its a very unique story for this genre. Lots and lots of adventures and adult fantasy activities throughout the whole story! Now the needs lot of work the story was at to lacking flow and the comedy parts were just way to dry. All that said I would read more in this story arc but would enjoy some of the things I've said corrected!
First the good, its a very unique story for this genre. Lots and lots of adventures and adult fantasy activities throughout the whole story! Now the needs lot of work the story was at to lacking flow and the comedy parts were just way to dry. All that said I would read more in this story arc but would enjoy some of the things I've said corrected!
October 26, 2022
A parody I never knew I wanted
Okay, I'll admit it, this was a satisfying, mature addition to a cartoon I at least knew enough to get all the references to even if it wasn't something I watched regularly.
Okay, I'll admit it, this was a satisfying, mature addition to a cartoon I at least knew enough to get all the references to even if it wasn't something I watched regularly.
November 7, 2022
This was a lot of fun
It's pretty obvious that this is, in a lot of ways, a parody. I just didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did. The characters are just enough like thier parody counterparts to recognize, but it's very enjoyable. Terry clearly the star of the show.
It's pretty obvious that this is, in a lot of ways, a parody. I just didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did. The characters are just enough like thier parody counterparts to recognize, but it's very enjoyable. Terry clearly the star of the show.
November 20, 2022
Obvious Fanfic is.. obvious.. and surprisingly good
Seriously, 20 pages in my brain was auto filling in the "right" names, though the Rufus switchout was, interesting. Overall, thoroughly enjoyable
Seriously, 20 pages in my brain was auto filling in the "right" names, though the Rufus switchout was, interesting. Overall, thoroughly enjoyable
December 6, 2022
Surprisingly good
I've always liked Simons works, but this just takes the cake. My notification tone is Kims communicator sound and has been for years. Since simon has tackled this mash up....maybe the Cartoon Cartoon squad is on the horizon. Love your work Simon.
I've always liked Simons works, but this just takes the cake. My notification tone is Kims communicator sound and has been for years. Since simon has tackled this mash up....maybe the Cartoon Cartoon squad is on the horizon. Love your work Simon.
December 19, 2022
Totally fun
Totally enjoyed this book. A super cheesy kind of fun and parody. Looking forward to another installment. If its written along the same lines as this one I know I'll enjoy it.
Totally enjoyed this book. A super cheesy kind of fun and parody. Looking forward to another installment. If its written along the same lines as this one I know I'll enjoy it.
October 25, 2022
brilliant book
It’s the sequel every fan wanted the perfect mix of action and adventure with a bit of nostalgia eagerly waiting for the next instalment
It’s the sequel every fan wanted the perfect mix of action and adventure with a bit of nostalgia eagerly waiting for the next instalment
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October 28, 2022It was nice
I loved all the references, I look forward to reading the next. I hope the next cover has Dominique on it
I loved all the references, I look forward to reading the next. I hope the next cover has Dominique on it
November 4, 2022
What the hell
Not going to lie. I was going into this just expecting something bad. But with all the parodies in this book. It is spectacular.
Not going to lie. I was going into this just expecting something bad. But with all the parodies in this book. It is spectacular.
November 10, 2022
Love spoof stories
Brought all the characters back in a fun and definitely more adult way! Liked this a lot, and wouldnt mind seeing a part 2!
Brought all the characters back in a fun and definitely more adult way! Liked this a lot, and wouldnt mind seeing a part 2!
November 20, 2022
Great start! Who is T?
I think it's the tech guy! So is this a new series with 4 girl friends now! Think they need the rest to have spy training!
I think it's the tech guy! So is this a new series with 4 girl friends now! Think they need the rest to have spy training!
December 4, 2022
Really fun read.
Wow, Kim possible and perry the platypus parody . I just went back fifteen years had a good time doing it.
Wow, Kim possible and perry the platypus parody . I just went back fifteen years had a good time doing it.
December 8, 2022
I liked this
We all know this is a parody of Kim Possible, and I love the way things have been changed and moved to make it more interesting and grown up
We all know this is a parody of Kim Possible, and I love the way things have been changed and moved to make it more interesting and grown up
December 14, 2022
Good book on a favorite TV series
The book was enjoyable and the harem wasn't forced. I like the how perry was included in the book. I look forward to the next one if there is one.
The book was enjoyable and the harem wasn't forced. I like the how perry was included in the book. I look forward to the next one if there is one.
May 2, 2023
Epic
If you are looking for an almost nostalgia bomb with a spicy twist, look no further. I'm hoping for a sequel.
If you are looking for an almost nostalgia bomb with a spicy twist, look no further. I'm hoping for a sequel.
May 14, 2024
Blast from the past?
Anyone who grew up watching the Mouse House channel is going to love this story. Kind of makes you want re-watch the series with a completely different perspective. Can't really wait for the next installment if this series !
Anyone who grew up watching the Mouse House channel is going to love this story. Kind of makes you want re-watch the series with a completely different perspective. Can't really wait for the next installment if this series !
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