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He can procure anything. His price? To be paid on her knees.
When Jennifer’s cat falls ill, her only chance to save him is to find Racoon, the elusive dealer in all things rare… or impossible. Some call him a wizard, because anything one asks for, he can give. For a price.
Which Jen is ready to pay. Racoon’s secret power is her only hope so she will gladly take his magic wand in her mouth and do as he says. Except Racoon doesn’t want her to kneel and open up. He wants to be Jen’s date to her family’s Thanksgiving.
And Jennifer would rather choke on him and be done because if Racoon keeps pushing, she might develop a case of feelings. He’s just too perfect with that masculine physique, uncanny eyes, and a filthy mouth. Except, Racoon is not what he seems.
And falling for a monster man with a sack full of magic is the last thing Jen needs.

Content note: Contains supernatural themes and ridiculous anatomy features as well as flavored monster cream. The thing that usually happens in the epilogue is a part of the actual story, so beware. Read responsibly and don’t try this at home.

148 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 7, 2022

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Layla Fae

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Layla Fae writes steamy monster romance of many varieties. Fluffy or dark, with TWs ranging from flavored monster essence used as food to blood play and dark taboo romance, she explores the fantasy of monster love from various angles.
She is not an author for the faint of heart.

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Profile Image for ➦Paulette & Her Sexy Alphas .
1,172 reviews339 followers
January 14, 2025



Let’s just say this is one of those books that you really would need to check the trigger warning ……. The author was not kidding when she said , you can't unread the dinner scene…. Fair warning my fellow Readers

Buckle up please Ladies and gentlemen, and no prudes allowed
When Jennifer’s beloved cat falls ill, her only chance to save him is to find Racoon…. Some call him a wizard, cuz anything one asks for, he can give. For a price, of course…….. But At the end of the day will she be willing to pay the price?

I’m not going to lie I was a bit off centered with this one due to the fact that, I enjoyed some of the characters, the humor, the family dynamic. I was really looking forward to this one. The side characters kept me entertained though. …. A few times I had laughed out loud that I was crying, And don’t get me started on people that were looking at me like I was insane on the train ….. Then there were those moments where I’m like wtf really …. the spicy part of this book was just I don’t know how to explain them though , Without giving away too much…… I’ll leave you with that and you make your own judgment if you decide to read it


In closing I must say that each and every time I read one of Layla’s books she amazes me with her imagination , but this one just left me IDK







Profile Image for Celia {Hiatus until August}.
750 reviews138 followers
November 27, 2022
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•| ⊱✿⊰ |• 3,4 Stars •| ⊱✿⊰ |•

I loved this story, but the end ruined everything, so I couldn't give it, not even, a four stars rating.
Jennifer goes to Racoon to save her cat's life, he's got cancer.
Racoon give special treats to those who blow him, it's his price.
Jennifer is a virgin, but for her cat, she's willing to do everything.
It's thanksgiving and the price for Jennifer is to take Racoon to her family dinner as her boyfriend.

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Her family is crazy, Racoon doesn't have filters, so he says everything.
It's hilarious.
And he's also sweet, Jennifer is falling for him.
And he wants to be her real boyfriend.
When you know, you know.
And he knows she's the one for him.

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When the turkey dinner is ruined by her cat, Racoon has to do his special magic.
And he's also very thoughtful, because he can feel what people like, so when he does the "favour", he tastes like that.
Jennifer likes rum...
So far, so good.
The thing that made me lower the rating, is when he pours her some drink.
That's too much...
Not for me, I'm afraid.
But, I couldn't ignore all the story, so it's still really good.

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Profile Image for Kristina .
1,051 reviews926 followers
November 20, 2023
What in the Thanksgiving hell was this?!
I am traumatized. I read a lot of weird shit, but this one broke me. 😭 💀 🦃 😂 🤯

I’m so glad Thanksgiving is over for me because I can never eat turkey again.
Just, why? And… why!? And…… WHY?


(I used the ellipses in my review because it seems to be this author’s favourite punctuation. I challenge Fae to try to write a book without all the dots)
Profile Image for Sonia.
1,300 reviews2,074 followers
November 29, 2024
I… I… I feel like a changed woman… the Sonia from yesterday will never be the same 🤣

Now I want some Hot Buttered Rum 🤣

Just look at the title and cover 😅. Like… REAAAALLLY look at it 😅🫣

Thanksgiving will never look the same anymore 🤣… but also…

Hooooowwww?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣

Jennifer’s 3 year-old cat has cancer and she needs help. She seeks the help from Racoon, a man who’s able to grant people wishes/wants… as long as they ask and perform while on their knees (iykyk) 😬

Although Jen has never done anything before, she knows her cat’s worth it 😬 so she goes on her knees in order to extend her cat’s life.

But Racoon doesn’t only want to grant her this wish; he wants to go with her to her family’s house for thanksgiving, and Jen can’t help but agree to have him there.

It might seem like a normal thanksgiving, but… nope… it’s not 🤣.

This book definitely cracked me up 🤣. Luckily, it’s not too long of a book, and I was engaged and anxious to see how it would end 👀.

Plus… Jen can have Hot Buttered Rum whenever she wants 🤷🏻‍♀️. What a lucky lucky girl 🤣

2024 REREAD

Uffff. That bonus epilogue though 👀. Just when you thought you’d seen it all 🤣👀👀👀

⚠️safety squad⚠️
-no cheating/sharing/owd/omd
-item kink (is this a thing 🤣)/degradation kink/face sitting
-virgin h/previous manwhore
-HFN/HEA/epilogue

Bonus epilogue added info:
-months later
-CNC/rough sex/primal
-breeding
-degradation kink/after care
Profile Image for Darlene I read WAY to many books.
3,675 reviews2,427 followers
November 14, 2022
Im... im dying lol I don't wanna give to much away cuz I laughed so hard reading this one and Layla with all her foods and cum tasting. 😂


Let's just say you wanna read a funny ass story this one is it. Let's day you'll love or be annoyed with Jen and Raccoon

Don't worry I'll still place the triggers or stuff.

No ow/om drama, no cheating, sexy times, virgin gal and manwhore (from what he said he was a big one until he met Jen)

Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶.5

Slight push away
No condom
Food cum
Fur play
Praise kink
Degradation kink
Anal play
Hea
Epilogue
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Author 6 books1,450 followers
November 29, 2024
Here, at the topside compound, we are cat lovers. So, I got the main character’s, Jen, plight in doing whatever was necessary to save her animal. Sucking off a stranger, Raccoon, to do so? Debatable, I suppose. Depends how much you trust in the idea of magic. I was pretty shocked by how much of a story was created here. The cover just made me think of some ‘stuff the turkey’ jokes, so I didn’t expect much. Layla Fae surprised me. However, there was a ‘baste your turkey’ comment that was well-placed, so that will suffice. But, the sex was pretty good (Raccoon had confetti spunk!), however the highlights all involved the dynamics with Jennifer’s family. So awkward and uncomfortable, but funny. Very silly, but still sexy, this was some enjoyable Thanksgiving smut. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Profile Image for Alison.
1,507 reviews107 followers
December 23, 2022
Apple Cider & Hot Buttered Rum.

So even though this was probably the oddest of the bunch I’ve read so far it just lacked a little something for me. I don’t know if it’s because the MMC got up to ten bjs a day from different random people, there was no backdoor play, or the rather standard shape of his equipment but it didn’t quite do it for me.

The fun stuff! He can make his fluid taste like whatever he wants, in this case Apple cider and hot buttered rum.

He can get you ANYTHING with a bj. Seriously his sack grows whatever you want then just shoots it on out. I have to say, he’s got great aim. This comes in rather handy when the family’s turkey for thanksgiving gets ruined. Ta-da! Ball turkey fed to the whole family!

A fun off the wall read just not my favorite of the series.
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885 reviews370 followers
November 16, 2022
Dnf Page 12.

I can't with this man...... Racoon? No, every time I say that name I feel ........ wierd and ....... who names their son Racoon?!


Instead of imagining this-




I was thinking of this-






Besides, the first lovely thing he said to the h was, “When was the last time you sucked off a stranger?”


No. Ruined it for me.


Profile Image for Rachael*Caribbean*girl*bibliophile.
2,255 reviews515 followers
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December 7, 2024
Wellllllllll
How'd I get here, I'm really not sure
Kudos to the author on her imagination
No rating because ummmm well this was unusual to say the least
I'd probably like one of Raccoon for Christmas though.....oh the possibilities 😁
Profile Image for book bruin.
1,526 reviews353 followers
May 4, 2023
This was a delightfully bonkers story! The content warning at the start almost killed me. LOL It’s the kind of read that you just buckle in and enjoy the ride. It made me laugh throughout (omg the turkey!) and I have to applaud the author for this imaginative and funny story.

I did have some issues with the hero’s dirty talk though. I’m just not a fan of the FMC being called a sl*t or wh*re, but to each their own. I also had a hard time with the hero being called Racoon (I get it given his family history, but also what?!) My mood takes me to some weird places on Kindle Unlimited, but I don’t regret this one at all ;)
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55 reviews
October 20, 2023
pretending my digital imprint doesn't exist right now
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114 reviews1 follower
October 20, 2023
How do you unwrite someone else's book?
Profile Image for Bree Lauren.
672 reviews2,140 followers
November 23, 2022
omg this was the least appetizing story about Thanksgiving.
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137 reviews110 followers
December 19, 2023
We're a podcast for smut!
*We rate every book 5 stars, we're here for the smut*

We covered this for our Thanksgiving episode and it's easily one of our most unhinged episodes. What would you do for a new toaster oven? (Not that.)

This book is so spicy. Vanessa decided to lean in to the weird for the holiday and it really paid off. Us learning the MMC is named Raccoon might be the hardest we've laughed in an episode so far. The perfect book for silly sleepover giggles energy.

Episode 6, "Gobble Me Swallow Me"
(We also read "Stuffed by the Were-Turkey" by Tate McKirk...it's a lot.)
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3,793 reviews30 followers
November 11, 2022
I can't. The family was nuts and it was fun. I didn't like the slut and whore naming, not a fan. The turkey and toaster were a bit much. Trying to imagine that...not happening. The sister was funny, and the brother was pretty pathetic.
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248 reviews2 followers
November 20, 2022
We don’t have to talk about it. LMAOO. 🫢 But somebody needs to call this woman’s mom. What is this? 😅
Profile Image for Becky Virgl.
114 reviews1 follower
October 29, 2023
I hate myself and
I want to die so that I can stop existing as a person who has read this book.
The amount of physical, mental, and emotional distress this book has put me through is something I do not think I will be able to recover from.
To my book club and to the author of this book, I demand reparations for the experience that this book gave me.
Do not ever read this. You will be filled with regret.
Profile Image for Mommy.Reads.Smut.
87 reviews12 followers
November 28, 2024
This had me giggling and squirming at the same time. I mean who doesn’t need thanksgiving smut 😂😂 Jen just wants to heal her cat and raccoon is the man to do it, but his price is thanksgiving dinner with her family.
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