He can procure anything. His price? To be paid on her knees. When Jennifer’s cat falls ill, her only chance to save him is to find Racoon, the elusive dealer in all things rare… or impossible. Some call him a wizard, because anything one asks for, he can give. For a price. Which Jen is ready to pay. Racoon’s secret power is her only hope so she will gladly take his magic wand in her mouth and do as he says. Except Racoon doesn’t want her to kneel and open up. He wants to be Jen’s date to her family’s Thanksgiving. And Jennifer would rather choke on him and be done because if Racoon keeps pushing, she might develop a case of feelings. He’s just too perfect with that masculine physique, uncanny eyes, and a filthy mouth. Except, Racoon is not what he seems. And falling for a monster man with a sack full of magic is the last thing Jen needs.
Content note: Contains supernatural themes and ridiculous anatomy features as well as flavored monster cream. The thing that usually happens in the epilogue is a part of the actual story, so beware. Read responsibly and don’t try this at home.
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Let’s just say this is one of those books that you really would need to check the trigger warning ……. The author was not kidding when she said , you can't unread the dinner scene…. Fair warning my fellow Readers
Buckle up please Ladies and gentlemen, and no prudes allowed When Jennifer’s beloved cat falls ill, her only chance to save him is to find Racoon…. Some call him a wizard, cuz anything one asks for, he can give. For a price, of course…….. But At the end of the day will she be willing to pay the price?
I’m not going to lie I was a bit off centered with this one due to the fact that, I enjoyed some of the characters, the humor, the family dynamic. I was really looking forward to this one. The side characters kept me entertained though. …. A few times I had laughed out loud that I was crying, And don’t get me started on people that were looking at me like I was insane on the train ….. Then there were those moments where I’m like wtf really …. the spicy part of this book was just I don’t know how to explain them though , Without giving away too much…… I’ll leave you with that and you make your own judgment if you decide to read it
In closing I must say that each and every time I read one of Layla’s books she amazes me with her imagination , but this one just left me IDK
I loved this story, but the end ruined everything, so I couldn't give it, not even, a four stars rating. Jennifer goes to Racoon to save her cat's life, he's got cancer. Racoon give special treats to those who blow him, it's his price. Jennifer is a virgin, but for her cat, she's willing to do everything. It's thanksgiving and the price for Jennifer is to take Racoon to her family dinner as her boyfriend.
Her family is crazy, Racoon doesn't have filters, so he says everything. It's hilarious. And he's also sweet, Jennifer is falling for him. And he wants to be her real boyfriend. When you know, you know. And he knows she's the one for him.
When the turkey dinner is ruined by her cat, Racoon has to do his special magic. And he's also very thoughtful, because he can feel what people like, so when he does the "favour", he tastes like that. Jennifer likes rum... So far, so good. The thing that made me lower the rating, is when he pours her some drink. That's too much... Not for me, I'm afraid. But, I couldn't ignore all the story, so it's still really good.
What in the Thanksgiving hell was this?! I am traumatized. I read a lot of weird shit, but this one broke me. 😭 💀 🦃 😂 🤯
I’m so glad Thanksgiving is over for me because I can never eat turkey again. Just, why? And… why!? And…… WHY?
(I used the ellipses in my review because it seems to be this author’s favourite punctuation. I challenge Fae to try to write a book without all the dots)
I… I… I feel like a changed woman… the Sonia from yesterday will never be the same 🤣
Now I want some Hot Buttered Rum 🤣
Just look at the title and cover 😅. Like… REAAAALLLY look at it 😅🫣
Thanksgiving will never look the same anymore 🤣… but also…
Hooooowwww?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣
Jennifer’s 3 year-old cat has cancer and she needs help. She seeks the help from Racoon, a man who’s able to grant people wishes/wants… as long as they ask and perform while on their knees (iykyk) 😬
Although Jen has never done anything before, she knows her cat’s worth it 😬 so she goes on her knees in order to extend her cat’s life.
But Racoon doesn’t only want to grant her this wish; he wants to go with her to her family’s house for thanksgiving, and Jen can’t help but agree to have him there.
It might seem like a normal thanksgiving, but… nope… it’s not 🤣.
This book definitely cracked me up 🤣. Luckily, it’s not too long of a book, and I was engaged and anxious to see how it would end 👀.
Plus… Jen can have Hot Buttered Rum whenever she wants 🤷🏻♀️. What a lucky lucky girl 🤣
2024 REREAD
Uffff. That bonus epilogue though 👀. Just when you thought you’d seen it all 🤣👀👀👀
⚠️safety squad⚠️ -no cheating/sharing/owd/omd -item kink (is this a thing 🤣)/degradation kink/face sitting -virgin h/previous manwhore -HFN/HEA/epilogue
Bonus epilogue added info: -months later -CNC/rough sex/primal -breeding -degradation kink/after care
Here, at the topside compound, we are cat lovers. So, I got the main character’s, Jen, plight in doing whatever was necessary to save her animal. Sucking off a stranger, Raccoon, to do so? Debatable, I suppose. Depends how much you trust in the idea of magic. I was pretty shocked by how much of a story was created here. The cover just made me think of some ‘stuff the turkey’ jokes, so I didn’t expect much. Layla Fae surprised me. However, there was a ‘baste your turkey’ comment that was well-placed, so that will suffice. But, the sex was pretty good (Raccoon had confetti spunk!), however the highlights all involved the dynamics with Jennifer’s family. So awkward and uncomfortable, but funny. Very silly, but still sexy, this was some enjoyable Thanksgiving smut. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Wtf. Well… we have more flavored fluids. I have no words. This is like a cartoon that you are just along for the wild ride I had fun. I think I might be broken…but I had fun.
So even though this was probably the oddest of the bunch I’ve read so far it just lacked a little something for me. I don’t know if it’s because the MMC got up to ten bjs a day from different random people, there was no backdoor play, or the rather standard shape of his equipment but it didn’t quite do it for me.
The fun stuff! He can make his fluid taste like whatever he wants, in this case Apple cider and hot buttered rum.
He can get you ANYTHING with a bj. Seriously his sack grows whatever you want then just shoots it on out. I have to say, he’s got great aim. This comes in rather handy when the family’s turkey for thanksgiving gets ruined. Ta-da! Ball turkey fed to the whole family!
A fun off the wall read just not my favorite of the series.
Wellllllllll How'd I get here, I'm really not sure Kudos to the author on her imagination No rating because ummmm well this was unusual to say the least I'd probably like one of Raccoon for Christmas though.....oh the possibilities 😁
This was a delightfully bonkers story! The content warning at the start almost killed me. LOL It’s the kind of read that you just buckle in and enjoy the ride. It made me laugh throughout (omg the turkey!) and I have to applaud the author for this imaginative and funny story.
I did have some issues with the hero’s dirty talk though. I’m just not a fan of the FMC being called a sl*t or wh*re, but to each their own. I also had a hard time with the hero being called Racoon (I get it given his family history, but also what?!) My mood takes me to some weird places on Kindle Unlimited, but I don’t regret this one at all ;)
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We covered this for our Thanksgiving episode and it's easily one of our most unhinged episodes. What would you do for a new toaster oven? (Not that.)
This book is so spicy. Vanessa decided to lean in to the weird for the holiday and it really paid off. Us learning the MMC is named Raccoon might be the hardest we've laughed in an episode so far. The perfect book for silly sleepover giggles energy.
Episode 6, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" (We also read "Stuffed by the Were-Turkey" by Tate McKirk...it's a lot.)
I can't. The family was nuts and it was fun. I didn't like the slut and whore naming, not a fan. The turkey and toaster were a bit much. Trying to imagine that...not happening. The sister was funny, and the brother was pretty pathetic.
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I hate myself and I want to die so that I can stop existing as a person who has read this book. The amount of physical, mental, and emotional distress this book has put me through is something I do not think I will be able to recover from. To my book club and to the author of this book, I demand reparations for the experience that this book gave me. Do not ever read this. You will be filled with regret.
This had me giggling and squirming at the same time. I mean who doesn’t need thanksgiving smut 😂😂 Jen just wants to heal her cat and raccoon is the man to do it, but his price is thanksgiving dinner with her family.