Christmas with Mary Brown: Fun, Joy & Laughter

by Bernice Bloom

THE WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS BOOK FROM BEST-SELLING COMEDY WRITER, BERNICE BLOOM

Hooray, it's Christmas! Mary Brown's favourite time of year, and she embraces it with the sort of thrill and excitement normally reserved for toddlers seeing jelly tots.

Our funny, gorgeous and bonkers heroine finds herself dancing from party to party, covered in tinsel, decorating the Beckhams' Christmas tree, dressing up as Father Christmas, declaring live on This Morning that she's a drug addict and enjoying two Christmas lunches in quick succession.

Then there's the Christmas Post Box of Wishes and Dreams that she installs in the gardening and DIY store where she works. Her plan is to make customers' wishes come true, but it doesn't go perfectly. For a start, a good proportion of the notes she receives make suggestions that are positively vulgar. And physically impossible.

But she grants the wishes that she can...fixing up a date, delivering twigs and dealing with remote control mayhem.

Along the way Mary finds herself defending the elephant in the manger, and heading off to Lapland for a Christmas trip she'll never forget.

To top it all off there's a life-changing Christmas present from the man she loves...

'It's perfect Christmas comedy...Dawn French meets Bridget Jones. Wonderful.'

PLEASE NOTE - THIS BOOK WAS PREVIOUSLY RELEASED AS ADORABLE FAT GIRL AT CHRISTMAS!

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190 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 1, 2022

About the author

Bernice Bloom writes comedy, romance and mystery novels. She has written dozens of novels including the best-selling Adorable Fat Girl series. She has sold over 100,000 books and is an Amazon best-selling author

Website: www.bernicebloom.com
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THE ORDER OF THE ADORABLE FAT GIRL BOOKS:

BOOK ONE: Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK TWO: Adventures of an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK THREE: Crazy Life of an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK FOUR: Christmas with Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK FIVE: Adorable Fat Girl on Safari
BOOK SIX: Cruise with an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK SEVEN: Adorable Fat Girl Takes up Yoga
BOOK EIGHT Adorable Fat Girl goes to weight loss camp
BOOK NINE: Adorable Fat Girl goes online dating
BOOK TEN: Adorable Fat Girl and the six-week transformation
BOOK ELEVEN: Adorable Fat Girl in lockdown
BOOK TWELVE: Adorable Fat Girl and the reunion
BOOK THIRTEEN: It's Christmas Again (out in December)


You can also buy the books in box-sets, there's a series of Mary Brown Mystery books, non-fiction books and lots more to come

MARY BROWN MYSTERIES
BOOK ONE: Marvellous Mary Brown and the Mysterious Invitation
BOOK TWO: Marvellous Mary Brown & the Manhunt (out in December)

THE BOX SETS
BOX SET ONE: First three books combined
BOX SET TWO First three holiday books combined
BOX SET THREE: The first two weight loss books
BOX SET FOUR: Romance books combined (6-week and reunion)
BOX SET FIVE: Mystery books combined (available in December)
BOX SET SIX: Christmas books combined (available in December)

NON-FICTION BOOKS:
Adorable Fat Girl shares her Weight Loss Tips
Handbook for Adorable Fat Girls

PLUS

Look out for the stand alone books:

I'm dating a Hollywood Star! is out in November 2020

Mother & Son is out in 2021

Then there's the SUNSHINE COTTAGE series about the wonderful Lopez family based in Cove Bay.

The first book is out now, and the whole series will be available in 2021

Thank you for your incredible support xx

I HAVE THE BEST, MOST LOVELY, LOYAL, SUPPORTIVE READERS IN THE WORLD.
Here are some of my reviews:

"I adored the various storylines, loved the quirky and captivating characters, and was beguiled by Ms. Bloom's colorful and highly amusing writing style. I am hopelessly addicted. More Fat Girl, please!"

"The book was just a delight to read. Every time I picked the book up I could guarantee that it was going to make me smile. The full-length novel was funny, this one was hilarious, and heart-breaking at the same time. I was completely and utterly hooked to the pages and didn't want the book to end."

"The last thing on earth I need is another addiction, but I fear I have acquired a new one for the cunningly amusing author Bernice Bloom and her wily Adorable Fat Girl series. Mary Brown is an adorable yet outrageous Queen-Sized trouble-magnet and party animal who manages to embroil herself in the oddest of quandaries."

"I can't recommend this book enough.
This series is fast becoming my favourite and I can't wait to see what's in-store next for Mary. I urge you to pick up these books, you won't be disappointed!"

"Cruise with an Adorable Fat Girl is just THE most heartwarming, funny and emotional read. It's great to have a more real life heroin

Reviews

[The_5ft_reader · Rating 5 out of 5]

Reading a Christmas story in summer .... why not, especially when it contains the lovely but funny Mary and friends! Mary's in charge of Christmas...

What could possibly go wrong?!?

[Karen · Rating 5 out of 5]

I absolutely love these books!!

I have to admit that I get a little holiday depressed BUT since finding Mary Brown and her awesome adventures I find myself wanting to celebrate the holidays and find some fun adventures😆 I absolutely love these books!
Thank you Bernice Bloom for writing these happy stories, you have made my life brighter.

[Lauren Polson · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was funny, but just like the second one, I feel like it fell a little short of the first one. I guess I should lower my expectations, as the first one in the series was pure gold. On the bright side, I noticed less editing errors. I'm sure I'll still finish the series, and it was still worth the read.

[Stacey L. Fletcher · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fun Christmas read

I love the Mary Brown series and this quick Christmas read was no different! Mary gets herself into and out of all kinds of situations and comes out on top! Loved this one!!

[Miranda Beer · Rating 1 out of 5]

Sorry

Started it but the spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes spoiled it for me. Printer error possibly? Hopefully that's the reason

[D Hall · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another lovely book

Loved this Mary Brown had me laughing all over again. Looking forward to reading Book 4.
Highly recommended read. I have downloaded them all!