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361 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 1, 2019















And Felicity's in a custom Thrusters T-shirt with the rocket bratwurst logo - yes, rocket bratwurst, and yes, there's a story there - and the phrase "I'm carrying Ares Berger's Baby" printed across her chest and arrows pointing to her small but growing baby bump.
And while I stand there gaping, my cow-dog peeing a river down the sidewalk, he turns and strolls away.
"My mom has a crush on Hulk Hogan," Zeus offers.
"You mean you do," Ares says. They're still laughing when I head for the elevator.
I have to dodge the monkey, who’s been sent to sic my phone.
She beat me to my own I block the shots on the ice, but I score all the goals here.
"My bratwurst need to mortify you."
"If we lose, it's the Johnson-Wankers' fault."
"I'm supposed to talk to you about where babies come from. Your mother says you were doing it wrong."
"Muff Matchers, how can we match your muff today?"


