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Skeletaxonomy
ARE YOU WANING? WAXING? CRESCENT? FEELING GIBBOUS?
The Planet Scumm Institute for "Skeletaxonomy" is recruiting volunteers for a clinical trial of scummicillin, a probacterial designed to treat symptoms associated with body solidity, three-dimensionality, and organ, uh... having.
If you've experienced one of the following, you may be eligible to participate in our
• Complications from one or more fullbody skeletal replacements
• Out-of-body experiences brought about by illicit virtual reality "jacking"
• Identity theft by mind-copied synthetics
• Rust, suspension fatigue, or "Tin Man
syndrome"
• Feelings of inadequacy or weaponization while piloting an exo-suit
• Post-expiration quasi-materiality
• Shin splints
• Wombats
• Unexplained head detonation, with or without a pre-explosion fugue
Call the Planet Scumm Institute today for a consultation, at no cost to you.
"SKELETAXONOMY" ISN'T JUST IN OUR NAME-IT'S IN OUR BONES.
(Those of us that have bones, that is.)
Skeletaxonomy is the 12th anthology of short science fiction presented by Spark & Fizz Books, collecting the following
An Abridged History of The Skeleton 2 and Post-Transhumanism by R.C. Joseph Crawl Space by Dan Stintzi Cake by Katie Sweet Self Repair by Lucy Zhang Exodus by Jordan M. Griffin It Seems So Delicate by Anthony M Abboreno Rain Delay by Christina DeliaWombat by Mattia Ravasi The Late Show with Jerry Paplovich by Scott J. Moses
The Planet Scumm Institute for "Skeletaxonomy" is recruiting volunteers for a clinical trial of scummicillin, a probacterial designed to treat symptoms associated with body solidity, three-dimensionality, and organ, uh... having.
If you've experienced one of the following, you may be eligible to participate in our
• Complications from one or more fullbody skeletal replacements
• Out-of-body experiences brought about by illicit virtual reality "jacking"
• Identity theft by mind-copied synthetics
• Rust, suspension fatigue, or "Tin Man
syndrome"
• Feelings of inadequacy or weaponization while piloting an exo-suit
• Post-expiration quasi-materiality
• Shin splints
• Wombats
• Unexplained head detonation, with or without a pre-explosion fugue
Call the Planet Scumm Institute today for a consultation, at no cost to you.
"SKELETAXONOMY" ISN'T JUST IN OUR NAME-IT'S IN OUR BONES.
(Those of us that have bones, that is.)
Skeletaxonomy is the 12th anthology of short science fiction presented by Spark & Fizz Books, collecting the following
An Abridged History of The Skeleton 2 and Post-Transhumanism by R.C. Joseph Crawl Space by Dan Stintzi Cake by Katie Sweet Self Repair by Lucy Zhang Exodus by Jordan M. Griffin It Seems So Delicate by Anthony M Abboreno Rain Delay by Christina DeliaWombat by Mattia Ravasi The Late Show with Jerry Paplovich by Scott J. Moses
91 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 26, 2021
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