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351 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 20, 2023
Tall, broad-shouldered, and in his midthirties, he wore a black Warriors basketball cap -- he's from the Bay Area -- and black jeans extravagantly torn by a designer friend. His deeply semiotic sneakers were beyond my decoding. And I tried not to stare too hard at the lollipop-madness of his big hands' painted fingernails. How would I even communicate with such a forbiddingly out-there, hip hop cool ra-ota? But Abram just said, "Hey, let's go crush some bowls," fed the requisite thousand-yen coins into Mensho's ticket machine, and off we went noodling.Ramen, as it turns out, began life as a dish called 'Shino Soba,' with 'Shino' being a slur against Chinese people -- pork noodle soup could be bought at cheap establishments in Chinese neighborhoods, and was considered poor people's food. In the wake of WWII, the whole country became poor, and was supported by wheat subsidies from the United States, and hey presto, that greasy, hot, salty and cheap soup suddenly didn't look so bad anymore.
So really, UNESCO, what were you thinking when recently awarding dolma to Azerbaijan, Armenia's formerly friendly fellow Soviet republic turned mortal enemy after the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict erupted in the nineties (and reopened just recently)? Upon hearing the dolma news I could just imagine the glee on the face of my Azeri acquaintance Tahir Amiraslanov, author of a book charmingly titled Culinary Kleptomania: How Armenians Plagiarized Azeri Cuisine with a preface by Azerbaijan's kleptocratic president, Ilham Aliyev.The second category are foods that are purported to have existed since the dim mists of time but which, like ramen, are fairly recent inventions, conveniently forgotten by their nationalistic supporters.