Well here we are, the 50th Doc Savage adventure and not a bad one at that. Definitely a quick read. While reading I couldn't help but think that this first chapter, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! Is this what it's like to be on drugs?
I enjoy how these guys know how dangerous Doc and his men are so they stand there for a half hour explaining who they are and what they do.
Why is it when these bad guys (and Doc and his crew for that matter) write secret invisible messages they are always 30 pages long? Just a short sentence will do, jeeze, calm down Stephen King, vwe don't need your life story.
I get it, dead rabbits! Move on!
But as always, there were a few literary gems, like:-------------------------------------------------------
A ROARING sound was probably the first evidence of what was to come to be known as the mystery of the Devil on the Moon. (Sure, why not? That makes perfect sense)
"You disappeared two years ago!" The girl bit her lips. "But you look so--so much older." (Almost looks like you're two years older!)
"He tricked us!" Bob Thomas muttered. (you mean to tell me a dude pretending to be an alien lied to you? No!)
There was a smear of red on his forehead. (He must have spilt some strawberry jam)
"You won't tell me what is behind this thing?" "I won't tell you anything." (Then how about you tell the readers huh?)
"Fizzy-giggled," Behemoth explained. (Then proceed to not explain)
"You're getting my goat!" (And he hates being getted)
"Jealous? Or do you just like to razz guys?" (It's more of a hobby really)
He went into the next room and examined the man in the queer green suit (Hey! His mom made that for him!)
But Johnny was a prisoner, and maybe dead. (Come on man, 50 books in - NO ONE believes that)
"Remember the remarkable story you told me?" Doc asked. (You mean the one where I was naked at a Dairy Queen? Hell yeah I remember!)
"And the longer you know him, the more he'll astonish you." (You can stop sucking up, you got the job)
Attractive Pat gasped. (Damn but you're cute when you're Fizzy-giggled)
He got the second boat flaming. (See, at Doc Savage we flame broil our boats, not fry them)
The sub, of course, was equipped with manual local station controls. (Of course, Duh, everyone knows that)
Then screams of men afraid of death followed. (It was just another day at Ozzy Osbornes house)
That ended the conversation. (Because Doc had hung up)
Doc said quietly, "You are the Man on the Moon, so-called?" "Naturally," said the other. (Duh, you know any other moon men?)
But they had left him his socks, shorts and undershirt. (So doc is going around commando? Good luck getting that image out of your head)
This issue also gave us a few (insert your own joke here) lines:---------------------------------
"I still say it's queer," Renny rumbled.
"This hooker came in here half an hour or so ago,"
When he could no longer hold it, Doc tossed it upward.
Doc crossed the room, met three men, who took hold of him with enthusiasm.
And for the first time in a while we see the return of Superamalgamated, which was said 3 times. Holy cow came in with 6, but they both lost to Bob Thomas that charted at #1 with a count of 75.
50 down and God only knows how many more to go, Oh well, on to the next one...