Welcome to your new guilty pleasure, MyToxic Ass Diary from 1999! The POV of an awkward thirteen- year-old, Italian-Kew growing up in Brooklyn, New York. When I found this treasure in my closet back home, I cringed with embarrassment and thought, "OMFG, I need to burn this so nobody EVER sees it." Yet, here we are, spilling the tea from my real-life Teenage Telenovela! Looking back, I still can't believe how scandalous, sex driven, boy crazy and vulgar I was. I'm about to bring you back to beepers, playlists, boy bands and awkward AF first kisses! So here it is, untouched, unedited, unfiltered and toxic as hell.
If you enjoy this Diary, you'll most definitely enjoy my Memoir, Series of Unfortunate Men, where I talk more about my wild childhood and scandalous ex-boyfriends starting as young as seventeen.