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448 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 9, 2025
"Are we done?" asked Audrey. "Do you want a cup of tea?"
Jennifer gave a look of disgust. "Of course I don't want a fucking cup of tea."
"Then, um, why aren't you leaving?"
"I'm establishing dominance."
"Okay, I know you're a highly successful woman. But if you'll take a tiny bit of advice, it's hard to establish dominance when you're holding a cuddly tortoise."