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Where to start with this… I was disappointed by this book.
The premise started out great. I love fairy tale retellings and to see a lesser known one be chosen was exciting!
I also liked that the author chose to write from the perspective of the “villain” (in the Grimm original, the maid steals the innocent princess’s identity and later is executed when she’s found out).
Unfortunately, there were too many things that bothered me to fully enjoy this book.
The first thing I noticed was the horrible use of “German” in this book. I suspect the author tried to change it, because it’s a fantasy Germany, not real Germany, but… it doesn’t work like that. Some examples: Mäestrin instead of Meisterin - which sounds vaguely Italian, Bórn – the German language doesn’t use accents, plenty of wrong plural forms, but perhaps most jarring of all: “Prinzeps-Wahl”. My guess would be that the author took the English term of Prince Elect and translated it LITERALLY. Which, as people with a basic grasp of different languages would know, is a horrible idea. If the author had consulted someone from Germany or at least done a little more research than Google Translate, she would have seen that the correct term for Prince Elect is Kurfürst. That’s just lazy research. (source: am German)
The plot is set in Germany, but the author never took the time to describe anything – not the landscape, not the castles, only some dresses’ colour is mentioned. Winter in Germany can be quite beautiful and magical, so I’m not sure why she didn’t use that imagery, it would have been a fantastic setting. She also never explained anything about the fantasy world this is set in – I still have no idea what a grimling is supposed to be (curiously though, the concept of pawn shops is explained in detail).
However, plenty of pages were dedicated to completely unnecessary explanations. I don’t need constant crude reminders to get that Vanja is an impostor, who has stolen the princess’s identity, and she is NOT the princess, but everyone thinks she is, because she is deceiving them, and they don’t know about that, which is why they call her princess… you get the idea.
Which brings me to the next point: Vanja is quite frankly horrible at deception. She’s supposed to be a great thief and liar, but she frequently demonstrates that this is not the case. She can’t lie at all under pressure (she stutters and takes a looong time to come up with the most bizarre lies ever), she pick-pockets someone impulsively when it could blow her whole cover and she leaves a red penny at every one of her crime scenes. Her nickname is red penny. I don’t know why she was so surprised a junior investigator found out it was her within a week of looking into the thefts.
One of my main grievances was that the characters are very two dimensional. Only a few of them get a back story at all and even that is so cursory that it might as well have not been mentioned. None of them really have a personality and the side characters have to make do without any traits at all. Perhaps worst of all is the villain, who has a habit of using the most ridiculous nicknames for Vanja/Gisele and is himself portrayed as so ridiculous that I could hardly take him seriously. And if you can’t take a villain serious, where is the suspense, the concern for the characters?
The characters don’t really fit into the world either. They use modern language like “canoodle” and “totally” and in general sound more like a bunch of high school students (if high school students used words like canoodle) than characters from a fantasy world set in the past. And while I love when diversity is portrayed in books, it just doesn’t make sense that characters are openly gay and transgender and nobody bats an eye.
The plot is weirdly paced too – there are several subplots (the thefts, Adalbrecht, Vanja’s curse, her godmothers), but there are simply too many for this book, which is why most of them don’t receive the attention they’d deserve. She is surprisingly unbothered by a curse that will kill her in a few days, for example. The curse also makes little sense – she is punished for her greed, but it doesn’t seem like greed at all to me. She’s looking out for herself in a world that’s been cruel to her. Trying to earn enough money to flee the country doesn’t exactly sound like amassing fortunes out of money hunger to me.
Last thing I have to say: the Trinity of Want. Oooh boy. This is Vanja’s pet theory that gets mentioned All. The. Time. Never mind that it’s pretty much bs, why are you trying to sell me this oh so wise theory every other page? I felt like I was being chased by Jehova’s Witnesses.
I gave two stars, because I loved the idea, but the execution was very underwhelming