I love the dark places this story goes, because they’re very subtle dark places. While the other stories have decapitations and human manikins and even grosser stuff later on in the series, this one is about a creeping sort of contagion. Is it ridiculous that Wild Bill thinks using a condom is all he needs to do to stop the spread of vampirism? Well, that’s what other vampires have told him, vampires who seem to know a heck of a lot more about the condition than he does. So he goes with the flow. If he really gave it enough thought, he would have seen through the holes in that argument himself. But clearly he just didn’t want to think it through.
The “water willies” (as I’ve begun calling them) also got their start in this story, though we get to enjoy them in much greater detail in novelette #8, Fluid. Not that I think my vampire science is particularly scientific—and not that I’d want it to be, because usually books that are busy trying to convince you that their plot point is scientifically viable get really boring, really fast—but it was fun to seize on the traditional vampire lore of moving water being anathema to vampires. With Wild Bill being as alienated he is, when he gets too close to water and starts going into panic mode, it’s almost as if the universe has judged him and deemed him unworthy, and world itself has rejected him. What can I say? Thirteen years of Catholic school gave me some good fodder for writing from a twisted and guilt-ridden worldview.
And let’s not forget about the debut of Dr. Jim—I just love that guy! Such a snot! Written three years ago and the PDA is already out of date, ha ha! I’m sure he has a nice smartphone now, maybe an Android, because he’d think an iPhone was too frivolous. And Michael would have an iPad with a G3 connection so he didn’t have to wander around looking for an unencrypted wireless network to join.
And Bill would just smoke his Marlboros and read the newspaper, as usual. You could also smoke inside a restaurant in Iowa back when this was written, but not anymore. I went to Iowa to do some research and was like, OMG, there are people smoking in here. Total culture shock.