This review is my own impression/enjoyment from reading the bible in general, not this particular translation or copy.
Old testament - Aside from familiar names and the most famous stories, we get a religion alien to our sensibilities today. It is a local religion, exclusively for the Jews of Israel with few exceptions. War and conquering are preferable to Proselytism, foreign marriage is a threat to faith, the law is cartoonishly strict and rarely upheld, divine justice is the theme of it all and Yahweh is there to administer justice or intervene when things get off track. Every good thing is an explicit reward for obedience/faith, every bad thing is a punishment for idolatry/sin.
As Paul later points out, this is all god's plan (to teach gentiles about Israel's disobedience and win back some jews when the gentiles earn the favor of god Romans 11:30). I can hardly see where there's room for free will under such pre-determined circumstances (Calvinists cheer?). As a matter of fact I found myself scratching my head at the notion of original sin entirely. God planted the snake, God created Satan, god knew Eve/humanity would eat from the tree of knowledge, it's all just a play and we are the puppets.
God is portrayed as an anthropomorphic god, who becomes angry with his own creation, who changes his mind, sometimes during debate with his messengers. He smites freely, hardens hearts, he is jealous and requires worship(for our own good perhaps?). His goodness is by definition, he is good because he must be, because he is the most powerful, the creator. There is no appeal to his authority beyond his great power.
The book of Job is certainly the most damning book in the entire bible by far. We have god engaging with the devil as a king does with an advisor in a heavenly court. Even worse, he takes up a bet where he will senselessly punish one of his most pious subjects to prove a point to...Satan himself. All of this can be waived as illustration, metaphor, allegory etc. What really bothers me is that we are basically told that divine justice is not to be relied on, or even that it is a faulty concept. This is completely at odds with the teachings of the old testament where Israel is collectively punished or rewarded BECAUSE of their behavior/faith. Now I'm sure there are some clever explanations to make this work, but every book after this, when a prayer to kill an enemy army was granted, when the psalms cried for Israel to conquer enemies, when the prophet told people they would be killed if they kept worshipping statues...and are, I rolled my eyes and thought about Job. Sure he was rewarded later, but he failed the test. The heretic was rewarded, the questioner was redeemed, the man cursing god won favor over the faithful idiot interlocuter friends who insisted upon god's justice and Job's necessary great sins. Baffling how this even made it into the scriptures. Is god even good? Just?
New Testament - Finally the great news is here! Enough of Israel and it's dysfunction here is the real meat and potatoes! The gospels felt a bit underwhelming and short for being the most powerful stories in Christendom. Some noticeable discrepancies are the genealogy, the stories of Mary and Joseph fleeing to Egypt and Judas killing himself. Jesus is performing various miracles for most of the narrative and doesn't draw attention to himself when possible. He is largely targeting other Jews and trying to steer them closer to the spirit of the laws and away from the legalistic attitude prevalent at the time.
The biggest hangup for me here is the celebration of faith without evidence (first by Jesus and then Paul and the apostles), perhaps even worse is the frequently repeated promise by Jesus of reward for faith. It comes across as a bribe or transactional. If you want to be healed you must believe and BAM, leprosy gone. This very notion is upended in my opinion by the fact that Jesus' miracles take up so much focus. Without his miracles he would never have gained a following and thus his message would go nowhere. His followers NEEDED miracles to believe, His prophets NEEDED to perform miracles and predict correctly, we still NEED evidence, and yet we are given nothing (false religions have scripture too). Many books warn us of false prophets and false teachers and yet belief without evidence leads you precisely in the hands of charlatans and scammers who need not give any proof. Faith without evidence is the real sin, and these teachings leave us nearly defenseless.
Christianity comes alive mainly through Paul. Here is the kind, beautiful, Christianity familiar with us (Jesus too, but only through sayings) He lays it out in a methodical way and answers a lot of the big questions that come about. Why mislead Jews with only law originally? Why must Jesus sacrifice himself? Paul dominates in influence and overshadows the original apostles. What's odd is that he never even met Jesus and yet he is the dominant apostle. Paul is clearly a genius and is able to effortlessly blend together Jewish religion and Greek philosophy into this clean package that becomes a best seller. I don't mean to cheapen Christianity with this phrasing, Paul admits to appealing to everyone on purpose in order to spread the word! His emphasis on faith also embodies this appeal to gentiles, making them worthy without ritual and birthright. James pushes back with one of my favorite lines from James 2:19 "You believe that god is one; you do well. Even the demons believe- and shudder." I have the same issue with Paul regarding his emphasis on faith, especially without evidence. I also dislike his attitude towards wisdom which he claims Greeks pursue in folly and of evidence which he says Jews demand in the form of miracles. In his worldview reading the pagan philosophers is probably useless, and yet now Aristotle is a great pillar of reason compatible with faith (at least among Catholics and Muslims).
A Christian would point to my shallow reading of the bible and I can't disagree. I struggled to finish, but got through it. I read with a hardened heart, perhaps I'm not chosen by god. Although I have to say, A large fire in the woods did break out directly behind my house during the first week of reading so I am a little bit more superstitious now and was genuinely scared of god for a few days.