A Proper Englishwoman, Eloisa James
Gilbert Baring-Gould has a fiancee in the country that he will marry "not until she has [his] baby in her belly and [his] ring on her finger." Emma Loudan takes his mangled Shakespeare as a direct challenge and while disguised as a Frenchwoman, seduces the crap outta him. CHECKMATE.
This was pretty entertaining, if not a bit neat. Yes, Emma discovers that Gil isn't really cheating so much as flirting a lot with random French ladies; and yes, Gil realizes that it's Emma under the mask before anything too sexy happens, but it's still a fun little romp. 3.5 stars.
The Vicar's Widow, Julia London
Mrs Kate Beckett is the widow of apparently the only vicar in all of London. Darien, Lord Montgomery, is into vicar's widows. There's also a female rival who throws around some nasty rumors because gossip is the work of catty girls, amiright. Kate and Darien, meanwhile, flirt, bone, angst, etc.
I could not entirely follow the wildly inappropriate """flirting""" between Kate and Darien because it felt so...inappropriate for the time period? And it seemed to come out of NO WHERE because they barely interact after Darien lays a smooch on her while she's still married but once she comes out of mourning he is there with bells on his boner. And she's RIGHT THERE WITH HIM. The ~~drama as created by the romantic rival was also somewhat ridiculous especially because the hero and heroine address it to one another and then STILL LET IT CAUSE ANGST. 3 stars.
Clearly a Couple, Rebecca Hagan Lee
Lady India Burton was captured by pirates and sold to a harem. She is ransomed and discovered by Jonathan Manners, Earl of Barclay. Obviously her Turkish harem pants give him English boners.
YIKES. This is not a great thing. Like, ignoring the obvious racist overtones of the "savage Middle East" and the eunuch threatening all the "infidels", there's also this bothersome element of the "experienced but still virginal" heroine. I.e., that she ~knows things but don't worry she's still basically pure for her lucky hero!!! 1 star.
Miss Jenny Alt's First Kiss, Jacqueline Navin
Miss Guinevere "Jenny" Alt is the shadow of her pretty cousin. Miles, Earl of Haverleigh, comes to town in search of a second wife to replace his faulty first. Miles has eyes for Jenny; Jenny has eyes for Miles; Jenny's cousin is not amused and attempts to wreck havoc with gossip.
This would have been more enjoyable if everyone were slightly more consistent instead of performing whatever nonsense was necessary to keep the plot moving. Miles, for example, realizes early on that he's definitely intrigued by Jenny but then continues leading the cousin on and discussing all the women he needs to meet to find a wife. Jenny is content with her solitude except that she is also secretly a Babe In Hiding because she's Afraid of Men or something?? IDK: boners. 2.5 stars.