Poet's Pub is a novel by Eric Linklater first published in England in 1929. Linklater was a Scottish writer born in Penarth, Vale of Glamorgan, Wales. He wrote novels and short stories, military history, and travel books. He won the 1944 Carnegie Medal from the Library Association for the year's best children's book by a Brtish author, The Wind On The Moon.Linklater's greatest success came in the early years of his career, altogether though he was to publish 23 novels, three volumes of stories, two books of verse, ten plays, three works of autobiography, and another 23 books of essays and histories. I had never heard of Linklater or any of his books, but browsing through a bookstore one day I came upon a display of Penguin Classics and there it was. I saw it was one of the first ten Penguin books ever published so I just had to have it. I loved it.
Poet's Pub is the amusing story of the Pelican Pub in Downish, England, run by (guess what) a poet named Saturday Keith. Our hero got the unusual name of Saturday because he was a 7th son. What makes this even more unusual is that each of the other sons was born on a different day of the week, they however were not named Sunday, Monday, Tuesday etc., they had perfectly normal names like Colin, Ranald, Patrick, you get the idea. When Saturday's mother became pregnant for the seventh time his father was certain the baby would be another son and would be born on a Saturday. Saturday's father says:
"He'll be born on a Saturday," he said, "and that will make a good deed for every day in the week. I've worked harder than God, for He rested on the seventh. If the boy's dropped on a Saturday I'll call him Saturday, by God I will!"
His father gets his wish and our main character gets the name "Saturday". Our story begins with Saturday in bed rather dejected because the reviews for his new book of poetry "February Fill-dyke" are in the papers and are rather scathing. As he is wondering what he will do next his friend Quentin Cotton comes to see him and offers him a job as manager of his mother's newest pub "The Pelican" in Downish. He tells Saturday that his mother would be thrilled to have a poet keeping her inn, this particular inn is the seventh one she has bought and the best.
The next chapter we find Saturday doing a very fine job of running the inn which has come to be known as "Poet's Pub" and is always or almost always full. Here we find a wonderful set of characters including a beautiful but mysterious maid; his friend Quentin who is a novelist; a professor and his daughter; an annoying book collector; Holly the bartender who has invented a blue cocktail; a woman who had sailed a boat by herself around the Baltic; and race car driver among others. Most of his guest seem to have written books about the things they've done and the places they've been. Saturday thinks to himself:
"Does everyone go to Central Asia or Pekin? Old Waterhouse's book is the twenty-fourth autographed copy I've been given in six months. You read mine and I'll read yours. They might at least cut their pages first. And listening to them is like a geography lesson. I believe I have the only sensible job in the country, for I stay where I'm wanted and I haven't written a word for a week.
Saturday is thankful for his guest Lady Porlet:
"who had never written anything (for she had rheumatic finger-joints) and never read anything (for she had no brains) and never been out of England, for she had no interest in foreign parts."
As his guests sit in the Elizabethan hall we hear bits of their separate conversations:
"The war was a blessed time for us older men in that we could tell more lies with more assurance of telling the truth than at any other period since---"
"Since the war before the last," suggested Keith.
"Peace is exciting, because when the country's at peace its citizens can think for themselves, think selfishly, and have adventures of their own. When there's a war no one has time for anything but the national adventure."
"Feng was the most fascinating person I've ever painted," Miss Scrabster was remarking. "He made improper proposals to me through an interpreter. They call him the Christian general..."
Eventually Saturday begins a new epic poem titled "Tellus Will Proceed," Tellus is the earth, the captain is the Flying Dutchman who sometimes thinks he is God; and the passengers are talking rats. Here are some of the lines from his new poem:
"'God save the Queen' a faithful people said,
When Henry took Nan Bullen to his bed."
"'You're right,' said grandpa rat, 'that love is blind
When it seeks inspiration from behind.'"
I don't know much about poetry but I was certainly glad the entire poem didn't get into the novel. I don't want to tell you too much more about the plot, there is a possible Russian spy or two; a couple of thieves, one who may have stolen the epic poem, the other a fantastic invention, an extremely funny car chase and a shooting, which reminds me of possibly my favorite lines in the novel:
"I'm glad you didn't shoot Mr. Wesson. I think he's an interesting man."
"He's a sportsman in his own way. Do you know, he never complained about being shot at? He seemed to take it as quite an ordinary occurrence."
"Of course," said Joan. "He's an American."
I would almost give the book five stars, but it wasn't long enough for me, I will definitely read it again. Oh, in case you're wondering, I've never been shot at. :-}