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Suore che si comportano male: Storie di magia, sesso e incendi nei conventi medievali

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Stregoneria. Incendi dolosi. Assenze ingiustificate. Rituali per trovare il vero amore. Non tutte le suore dell’Italia fra il XVI e il XVIII secolo vissero secondo i paradigmi della vita monastica. Rinchiuse in conventi, sottoposte a gerarchie soffocanti, represse e perseguitate dai loro superiori, schiere di donne costrette in una tonaca aggirarono l’autorità ecclesiastica in modi talvolta straordinari. Craig A. Monson ci racconta storie allo stesso tempo comuni ed eccezionali, come quella di suor Maria Vinciguerra Malvezzi che strappò, fece a brandelli e bruciò la donazione alla cappella di una consorella; o di suor Angela Aurelia Mogna, che fuggì dalla sua cella a gambe levate, correndo in mezzo ai boschi tenendo per mano suor Giovanna Balcona; o della congregazione di San Niccolò di Strozzi che cospirò per incendiare il proprio convento riconquistando la libertà perduta con il velo; o persino dell’anello incantato di donna Florentia, che risvegliava in chiunque lo toccasse l’ardore amoroso. Le sfide che queste monache dovettero affrontare avevano un solo scopo: eludere i severi limiti che la Chiesa imponeva. Ma le loro trasgressioni sono rimaste sepolte in archivi polverosi, almeno fino a oggi. Suore che si comportano male riesuma queste storie dimenticate e ridà vita alle voci a lungo taciute di queste eroine di clausura.

336 pages, Paperback

First published November 15, 2010

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Craig A. Monson

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Craig A Monson has been fascinated by Renaissance and Baroque European history and culture (particularly of England and Italy) for half-a-century, and by Native American history and culture (particularly of the southwest and northern plains) since the late 1940s. His most familiar books are Nuns Behaving Badly: Music, Magic, Art, and Arson in the Convents of Italy (2010, named a “Best Book of 2010” by the Newberry Rare Book Library, Chicago), Divas in the Convent: Nuns, Music and Defiance in 17th-century Italy (2012), and Habitual Offenders: A True Tale of Nuns, Prostitutes, and Murderers in 17th-century Italy (2016, named a finalist [non-fiction] for The Bridge Book Award, 2017). Educated at Yale, Oxford, U.C. Berkeley, and Navajo Community College, he taught at Yale, as visiting distinguished professor at Amherst, and at Washington University in St Louis, where he retired as Paul Tietjens Professor of Music in 2015. When not teaching, researching, and writing, he has built the occasional harpsichord, completed an award-winning restoration of an 1840s Greek Revival house in New Haven, CT, restored a late-1870s townhouse in St Louis, MO, and restored half-a-dozen vintage campers and travel trailers, dating from the late 1930s to the early 1960s. When not in St Louis, he spends his time in Italy and in Santa Fe, NM, where he passed several summers and winters in a tipi in the Cerrillos Hills, and where he now lives off-and-on in a restored 1953 Lighthouse Duplex travel trailer, (with two upstairs bedrooms).

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1,313 reviews469 followers
September 3, 2011
Craig Monson’s Nuns Behaving Badly is an unassuming collection of events at five Italian convents spanning the late 16th to the early 18th centuries whose inmates asserted themselves against the severe boundaries that delimited their lives. Despite its title and this picture which graces the back of my edition’s dust jacket –



there’s little that’s salacious. Anyone hoping to read about orgies or demonic rites a la The Monk will be disappointed. In fact, in regards to sex and convents, Monson writes:

“Those who would spin nun-priest fantasies in the world, whether today or in eighteenth-century Bologna, would be surprised and probably disappointed to learn that contacts between male and female celibates in post-Tridentine Italy usually centered on less salacious intimacies than those that might take place in bed. Often characterized by words such as amicizia (friendship, amity), intrinsichezza (intimacy, close inwardness), domestichezza (familiarity, acquaintance, conversation), these relationships commonly involved activities that seem positively “domestic” by most notions of shocking behavior. Cooking treats, mending clothes, sewing, washing, passing letters, exchanging gifts – these were the “crimes” the church often considered scandalous. Or, of course, there were the expected incidents of carnival silliness. All in all, when the post-Tridentine cloister wall became virtually impregnable, interpersonal preoccupations seem generally to have shifted from the more explicitly lascivious to what was more realistically practical. While some of these relationships might borrow elements of secular courtship or marriage, evidence suggests that in most cases the relationships were scarcely physical, much less overtly sexual.” (pp. 169-70)


Monson is a professor of music at my alma mater, Washington University in St. Louis, and I found it interesting how he came to write this book. He ran across a manuscript of songs sung by nuns and was surprised to discover verses like this:

“You who’ve got that little trinket,
So delightful and so pleasing,
Might I take my hand and sink it
‘Neath petticoat and cassock, squeezing.” (p. 2)

From there, he descended into the Vatican archives and uncovered a trove of stories about convents and their often tumultuous relationships with the Roman Church hierarchy. Most of the stories are incomplete, fragments of transcripts that break off mid-investigation, leaving the reader without a resolution. Monson managed, however, to piece together the five cases presented here. Neither Monson nor his protagonists have any agendas. Monson is not arguing that these cases represent a proto-feminism in early Modern Italy. And the nuns have no motives beyond trying to exercise some control in their own lives.

Aut virum aut murum oportet mulierem habere

Chapter one is an overview of convent life in Catholic Italy, and I enumerate below some of the interesting things I learned:

1. Respectable women were either married or in a convent, which was the “sink” for a family’s otherwise useless daughters. (Dowries went from the bride’s family to the groom’s, so a surfeit of girls could impoverish even the wealthiest of families.)

2. Because of #1, a city’s population could comprise a large number of nuns (14% of the citizenry of Bologna c. 1630).

3. Not surprisingly, most nuns did not have a real vocation.

4. Despite vows which forbade contact with the outside world, these women kept in touch with relatives and friends and the gossip of the city via the parlatorio, a grated window to the world, and the convent chapel.

5. In the 1500s, convent singing expanded beyond the plainchant to the polyphonous chants their male brethren were singing, much to the dismay of many (male) churchmen.

6. Convent choirs and individual singers, for a variety of reasons Monson touches upon, became popular tourist attractions in many Italian cities, even getting mentions in the “Lonely Planet” guides of the period.

7. A convent was nearly the only place a reputable woman could sing.

8. Convents were divided into two classes of nun: the professe – the upper class/aristocratic daughters of the well-to-do who labored at the more genteel arts of weaving and such, and the converse – the daughters of commoners who kept the cloister running.

9. Despite the lack of real vocations and their severely restricted lives, many professe had – potentially – more fulfilling lives than their secular counterparts. (A relative measure, of course, since they were still powerless outside of the convent’s walls and wards of their male superiors.)

As a quick and dirty primer on conventual life, I found this part of the book very useful. The remaining chapters are self-contained case studies about individual convents, beginning with the scandals that plagued San Lorenzo in Bologna in 1584. For lovers of Gothic romances like The Monk, it’s this first case and that of San Niccolò di Strozzi that come closest to the sordid escapades one finds in that genre. At San Lorenzo, the inquisitor discovered evidence that the sisters had conjured a devil to help find a missing viola (unsuccessfully). But they were restored to a respectable state after a mild penance. (Monson points out that it is ironic that an inquisitorial investigation operated under stricter guidelines and almost modern models of investigation than its secular counterparts.) At San Niccolò, an ill-considered conventual establishment and a clash between the nuns and an obnoxious archbishop culminated in arson.

At the end, this glimpse into the lives of these women fascinated me and I would recommend it. It also left me melancholic, seeing so many lives stunted by the social and religious demands of their culture. E.g., in the eyes of Cardinal Paleotti, the corruption at San Lorenzo began when the nuns were allowed to sing to adoring public audiences. In answer, he forbade any songs other than plainchant and then only in the privacy of the cloister. Or that in 1703, Pope Clement XI banned carnival and opera for five years, hoping to avert the wrath of God for Italy’s licentiousness (expressed in a recent series of earthquakes). In 1708, Santa Cristina della Fondazza’s young singing star and opera fanatic, Christina Cavazza, defied her vows to attend performances at the reopened Teatro Malvezzi and endured ten years of house arrest and imposed silence for it.

In his epilog, Monson mentions modern-day examples of Catholic nuns (and congregations in general) defying the male hierarchy: In St. Louis, Archbishop Raymond Burke excommunicated three sisters for getting ordained, excommunicated the board of the city’s Saint Stanislaus Kostka parish for refusing to relinquish control of the church and its endowment, and he forbade Saint Cronan’s parish from hosting in its sanctuary a Jewish rabbi (female) whose synagogue had played host to the ordination mentioned in the first item. (The parish got around the prohibition by sponsoring the rabbi in a tent pitched in the church’s front yard; and Saint Cronan’s church experienced a surge in attendance as the faithful expressed their support against inordinate episcopal pressure.)

It should come as no surprise that Archbishop Burke has since gone on to become head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (the modern Inquisition).
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37 reviews19 followers
February 12, 2011
A feminist microhistory masquerading as something sexy. Which somehow makes it more intriguing? What does it say about our times that the dust jacket of a book about 16th and 17th century nuns in Italy has to show a nun being spanked if it has a hope in hell of selling? Spoiler: no nuns are spanked in this book. It's much better than that.
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126 reviews5 followers
April 11, 2016
Craig Monson seeks to relay the stories of five “badly behaved” nuns in Seventeenth Century Italy, whose tales he found while doing research in the Vatican Archives. He aims first for the book to bring to light these women who have been lost to obscurity for such a long time. The second aim is to highlight that the hierarchical systems maintained by the Catholic Church with external control of convents were and are incapable of managing what goes on inside the sacred walls where no man may tread.

In Seventeenth Century Italy, families really only had two choices when it came to what to do with their female family members. They could either marry them off and pay large dowries, or they could pack them off to the convent. This still required a dowry, but only a fraction of the amount needed for marriage. Because of this, Monson points out, many noble families only arranged marriages for one daughter, sending the rest to a convent populated with women from similar affluent families. In fact, one story highlights a rich man who willed his house to be transformed into a convent in order to house his large number of female relatives. The newly minted nuns could still keep most of their belongings by giving them to the abbess who returns them “on loan” to the woman. Austerity was not typical for these Italian convents, but they still had their share of chafing restrictions.

One of these restrictions is the somewhat hypocritical views of what a nun should occupy her time with. Many chose music- in fact when a woman becomes a full nun she is considered a “choir nun” first. But for some reason women singing was considered dangerous, promoting vanity for the singer and distracting her from her true audience -God- and not the townspeople who flocked in the street outside to hear the beautiful melodies. One story seeks to punish a nun who became “too obsessed with music”, and not for the glory of God alone. Their punishment for beautiful polyphonic music was met with opposition from their Bishop, first restricting the frequency of the singing to just special feast days, then to monophonic music only to be heard during services. This act completely silences a once renowned choir, so of course there would be pushback. Why should embroidery and poetry be considered holy and fit occupations and music as flirting with the Devil? What I found by reading this book is there is no straight answer because the opinion and the treatment of the music tended to vary by town, Bishop, or the makeup of the Sacred Congregation in Rome. This must have been maddening for the nuns.

Another thing this book points out is how bored these nuns likely were. They could invent a scandal just to alleviate some of the crushing monotony of monastic life. There were only a few things a nun could do within the walls of their convent and I am sure they got old pretty quickly. One story depicts a group of nuns who create a scenario of a missing viola, involving folk magic to find out who stole it in addition to a great deal of finger pointing. Another nun sneaks out of her convent at night to attend the opera, as that sort of entertainment would never have come to her. So while some internal disagreements and inappropriate acts were just that, they could be used as fodder for an official inquest which was much more dramatic and entertaining and could go on for months.

The book Monson has produced is very entertaining. Reaching into history for stories about people who didn’t always follow the rules of the Church to the letter connects to how the Church is operating today. While the transgressions are different, such as the excommunication of three nuns who got ordained as priests or forcing out a group of nuns protesting the closing of their convent, the same external Church hierarchy is still present. Rome can issue edicts all it wants, but enforcing them locally is even more difficult today without an intimidating enforcer or inquisitor. Therefore, nuns will continue to behave “badly” in the point of view of the Church, in my opinion primarily because of the inequality of male and female religious that was as present in the Seventeenth Century as it is today.
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March 20, 2022
A housemate lent me a copy of this book, which she'd bought because several members of the household are queer women interested in the history of female monasticism, recently. Since it was just a loan, I actually managed to start reading it in a hurry, so I could get it back to her in time to pass on to the others in the house.

Despite the book's cover, which feels like something you'd expect on a badly-produced, self-published book, Nuns Behaving Badly: Tales of Music, Magic, Art, and Arson in the Convents of Italy is actually from the University of Chicago Press, and is not actually the sort of salacious, gossipy book that the marketing department seems to have thought it should be sold as.

The author, Craig A. Monson, is a historian of Renaissance music who wrote this book as a side project, to make use of a number of stories he had come across in his research at the Vatican archives on choral music performed by nuns in Renaissance Italy, but that weren't actually relevant to his academic work. (That this genre existed at all was one of the first things I learned at the book: while I knew that the Church had long banned women from singing in choirs, I hadn't realized that there had been an exception for nuns singing in their cloister churches, which could often be heard as part of the services in the external churches attached to their convents.)

In Renaissance Italy, the upper classes sent an exceptional fraction of their daughters—possibly a majority, it seems?—into convents to reduce the costs of the dowries they were responsible for, resulting in convents populated with large numbers of women with no religious vocations and limited outlets for their creativity and intellectual explorations. This led to attempts to escape convent life, including one convent burned down by its residents, attempts to achieve fame and standing that were unacceptable to Vatican authorities, and even simply attempts to be a bit more a part of the general life of their cities than was permitted by monastic rules.

Fundamentally, these stories are tragedies, of women denied their potential by a society that had forced them into religious roles inconsistent with their needs, desires, or vocations.
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December 14, 2023
È il terzo libro sulle suorine "fuori di testa ma diverse da loro" che leggo nel giro di un anno: sono incappata in un filone che non conoscevo o è una fase letteraria mia?

Detto questo, come non amare le suore che si comportano male, specie se hanno il bollino di qualità di "fatti storici realmente accaduti"? Delizioso, anche se alla lunga, per persone magari non così ossessionate da religiosi che hanno visioni loro della religiosità e di tante altre cose, può essere un po' pesante. Secondo me il libro migliore sul tema rimane "Immodest Acts" (qui citato), ma ahimé la traduzione italiana rimane fuori stampa.

Se vi imbattete nel libro consiglio vivamente di leggere la prefazione, che è il passaggio più sorprendente e gossipparo del tomo, in cui l'autore racconta come funzionano le consultazioni all'Archivio Vaticano. Lo so, suona come l'argomento più tedioso del mondo, ma fidatevi: è tutta una storia di regole non dette, proibizioni anacronistiche, cricche italiane e non che si scambiano trucchi, confidenze e posti dove prendere buoni caffettini tra una consultazione e l'altra.

Qui la recensione completa.
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384 reviews34 followers
May 1, 2012
This book is far better than the title and cheesy cover image let on. It truly is a micro-history. The author is a music historian going through the Vatican archives when he comes across interesting tidbits about nuns and eventually writes this book on some of the more complete histories/stories he could find.

While it does involve nuns who break their vows in one way or another, the book isn't sensationalist or salacious. This title focuses on the history, time period, facts, people, of the time in these convents, the laws governing the convents, and the people who break these laws or vows whether in order to find a lost violin, attend the opera, or to get out of the convent. How these law-breakers are handled, the response of the Church, and the interesting details that Monson discovers about life during the early centuries of monastic life are fascinating.
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March 9, 2012
More fun than is usually allowed in a such a well-researched book.
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March 18, 2021
What I enjoyed about this book was the new (and colorful) perspective it gave me into the lives of 16th and 17th century cloistered nuns. I was impressed by the author's ability to bring these characters and situations to life from the centuries-old documents he studied while researching 16th century convent music at the Vatican archives. A refreshing alternative to the usual "lives of the saints" narratives.
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March 23, 2025
music and religious themes through a queer and blasphemous lens. it doesn't get more my niche than that to be clear
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January 25, 2016
I am willing to admit that the marketing copy ("Witchcraft. Arson. Going AWOL…") and the sensationalist title are what initially drew me to this book. And while what it contains is far less sensational, it was still a fascinating look at something I previously knew absolutely nothing whatsoever about. Right from the start, I learned that huge numbers of women, rich or poor, in 17th century Italy ended up in convents, because their parents would groom one daughter for marriage and send the rest to the convent where dowry requirements were much less taxing.

It took me more than a few paragraphs to really engage with each chapter (each one features the goings-on at a different Italian convent), but once I did the pages flew by. I learned that magic was often a woman's only means of feeling a sense of ownership over her life and that convents were not "warehouses for women" but also semi-sweatshops, where women did work like raising silk worms for no pay.

I learned that women with musical talents became nuns because this was virtually the only outlet for them that wasn't shameful - and even music was taken from them off and on depending on who was running the Catholic church. I learned that the church hugely feared lesbianism among nuns, and that problems between rich nuns often occurred as they tried to outdo each other in creating and giving rich gifts (tapestries, silver, even whole new buildings) to their cloister.

Monson is an interesting writer - I can tell he's a quirky guy who expects everyone to be just as excited about the nuggets he finds buried deep in his research as he is. While doing an impressive job of explaining such nuggets, he does little to make them relevant or illuminating, expecting the reader to do at least that much of the work. He doesn't care if the reader cares, he just wants to share. I pictured him as a goofy, nerdy professor type with a small but very excited group of student hangers-on. Which made the photo of him at the back of the book (with goatee, cowboy hat and sunglasses) more than a little jarring.

Overall an enjoyable read, and quick.

Themes: nuns, Italy, 1600s, Catholic church, women, music, class, control, religion, history, archives
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February 28, 2016
I will always have a soft spot for nuns. I don’t necessarily know why. Perhaps the contemplative life appeals to me and I enjoy reading stories of women who have taken this plunge. When it comes to “Nun’s Behaving Badly” however, it’s not the contemplative life put on display; it’s more a glorious gossip-filled expose into the lives of a select few nuns within the convents of Italy during the 16th-17th centuries.

The book starts out very strong, telling the most salacious tale at the very beginning. Since noble women could often be consigned to the convent with little desire for religious life, some methods of getting out of a forced religious vocation can range from passive aggressive letter writing to full blown arson. But where the book seems to start out at its crescendo, the rest of the stories seem to fall a little flat compared to the first one.

Folk magic, witchcraft, and carnival are woven into the work along with the suspicion of lesbianism that fueled the ire, and fantasies, of the predominantly male church leadership.

Overall, “Nuns Behaving Badly” is a micro-foray into the realities of the cloistered lives some women led whether through their own consent or not. It’s an engaging read, relying on the same power found in our celebrity rags. It was hard for me to put down even as its level of “page turnyiness” started to fade.
247 reviews
March 16, 2016
I give it a four for what appears to be accurate research. However,

I could not get interested in continuing reading. What was interesting was that for the documents studied by the author, many nuns were extra female family members that needed to be disposed of. Rather a nunnery than death at birth, but still. I had thought that I was going to be reading about a part of the population that fought for the good of the people against bad religious policies. Not so. Since many nuns were the extra discarded baggage of rich families, much of the reported misdeeds dealt with cultural hobbies such as music and the enjoyment of the populace of that music. Of course male figures of the church could not abide this. It was considered sinful.

That is my take away. Maybe I did not read enough. But also, I put this book away because I developed a disgust for the church and saw in the past the reasons why western humanity suffers and causes so much suffering today.
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August 24, 2013
Anyone expecting a scandalous page turner will be sorely disappointed. The author found these tales in the Vatican library while doing musicological research. The scandals are mild by any standard, especially today's, but in the boredom of the Vatican library probably seemed horrid. Examples are calling upon the devil to find a missing violin, burning down a convent to escape, slipping outside of the convent to participate in an opera, or two lesbian nuns who escape the convent together. Anyone who completes the book should receive several thousand years off of Purgatory.
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July 2, 2011
I'm just not getting anywhere with this. I think there's a bit of a disconnect between the type of book this is and the way it was marketed. It's very, very academically written with a few odd bits where it starts to feel like a novel. There's nothing wrong with it, but it's not exactly the light reading I was expecting. I may come back to it at some point, because I actually did learn quite a bit.
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August 4, 2013
A little more technical than the cover would seem to imply, this is a fascinating study for an academic readership. It would help to know a bit about Italian history before picking it up, but it has stories of women who didn't always live by the rules. More thoughts at: Sects and Violence in the Ancient World.
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November 27, 2017
This book entertained the hell out of me. Craig Monson is a trained scholar of music, but he purposefully structured Nuns Behaving Badly so that it would appeal to a broader-than-scholastic audience, I think sensing that the stories he had to tell were still relevant insofar as: (a) women inside the Catholic Church are still actively marginalized with regard to the functions they can fulfill within their religion; (b) women everywhere still struggle with male authority that wants us to behave in policed, submissive ways—Monson’s misbehaving nuns are not submissive figures; and (c) even folks living inside of religious institutions during a religious time period were not totalized by their religion. Boy, were they not.

In 1986, Monson tells us, he was at the Florentine collection of the Museo Bardini examining a Renaissance music manuscript that had caught his eye. He found an inscription on the back…

.S
.Lena.
Malve
CI
A.

…which led him to Sister Elena Malvezzi, a 16th-century subprioress at Bologna’s convent of Sant’Agnese. To Monson’s surprise, this manuscript—once owned by a nun—contained not religious music, but primarily French chansons and Italian madrigals, i.e., secular, sometimes even racy music. This discovery piqued Monson’s curiosity, leading him down a rabbit hole of archival research into the lives of 16th- and 17th-century Italian nuns. Nuns Behaving Badly is the first yield of that research.

In it, Monson presents episodes from five different convents in 16th- and 17th-century Italy. To have left their mark in the archives at all, and as the title of the book implies, these episodes uniformly deal with events at convents which were so contentious or scandalous that they were brought to the attention of male church authority (then as now, the only kind of overarching Catholic church authority) for some sort of arbitration, censure, or action.

A defining characteristic of early modern Italian convents well revealed by this book, is that wealthy families regularly used them as receptacles for all of their unmarried or unmarriageable women, regardless of the women’s religious inclinations or lack thereof of.

Monson references an obnoxious, but culturally-consistent late medieval aphorism:

AUT VIRUM AUT MURUM OPORTET MULIEREM HABERE,

or “A woman should have a husband or a wall.”

Women’s lives throughout…well, history, have been circumscribed by male opinion and authority. But even still, Renaissance Italy could probably win some sort of shitty prize among time periods for being the most physically restrictive, especially as regards upper class and aspirationally upper class women who lived in cities. City-dwelling rich Italian families of this period occupied essentially walled compounds. The women living inside of them (with the exception of female servants) were meant to venture outside the purview of their family’s compound only when chaperoned, and ideally only to attend church, visit another respectable woman lying in (i.e., pregnant), or some similarly chaste and pious errand.

A wealthy Renaissance woman spent her life under the thumb protection of her closest living male relative, a father, uncle, brother, or husband, who had the legal right to make all of her economic decisions for her, including when and whom she would marry.

In a place and time where women from rich families brought dowries to a marriage, where entire merchant ventures could be financed on such dowries, and marriage was a socio-political as well as economic decision, it became a practice to choose one daughter—presumably the prettiest and most docile—and lay all your bets on her. If you had five daughters, you’d want to pool all of your resources to amass one big, fat dowry as opposed to five meager dowries. This would make your one (lucky?) daughter a more desirable piece of property for some other rich dude 20 years older than her. But then what on earth do you do with your other four dowry-less daughters? The answer across much of Italy was to drop them in a convent.

This created what seems to be a fairly unique state of affairs in the female religious houses on the Italian peninsula during the early modern period. First, some convents became the petty fiefdoms of one family’s unmarried female relatives: sisters, maiden aunts, cousins. Second, life within many convents evidenced an ad hoc mixture of pious and secular practice. Third, the residents of these cloisters could develop cultural interests and creative gifts in a way they likely would not have been able to outside of a convent, i.e., as unmarried women under more direct male scrutiny. Even within (because of?) this highly restrictive and policed environment, Monson’s research illuminates some of the heterodox and non-prescriptive behavior nonetheless available to these women.

I don’t want to spoil the pleasure of reading the episodes Monson describes, so I won’t. Each one reveals the idiosyncratic state of Italian convent culture in the early modern period, as well as reminds us of the creativity and resiliency even (perhaps especially) of people living within confined systems of authority. This is a good read whatever your previous knowledge of the period or subject matter.

For a longer review of this book, please visit my blog, Backdrawing.
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140 reviews10 followers
March 1, 2011
Got about a third of the way through. Good book, very interesting, but so dense that unless I had time to spend 45 uninterrupted minutes on a chapter (which had no breaks or ways in which I could put it down between chapters and come back to it without having to start from the beginning of the chapter) to actually finish the chapter, I would lose my place.
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September 1, 2012
Not all nuns are willing to take the veil--according to this book, many of them (at least in sixteenth-century Italy) were placed there by families who had too many daughters to marry off. So the nuns would resort to arson, presumed witchcraft and other devices to get out of their vows. This is a rollicking read at times.
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March 3, 2011
Charmingly re-written rag from the Vatican Library.
Later: Monson's making light of the nuns' pathetic attempts to enjoy themselves by dabbling in illicit magic is sickening. I'm feeling really claustrophobic.
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January 2, 2012
Very well written, but sort of like reading a text book. It is interesting so far. Still reading the book and it is very interesting. I will finish it, I am determined!
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December 9, 2011
I'm not sure I'm going to finish this book. I got it for my Mom this year for Mother's Day. It sounds fun but I'm not loving it so far.
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January 28, 2016
Don't let the salacious title fool you - this was a surprisingly well-written, erudite read. Overly concerned with music for my interests but very good for those that click with it.
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664 reviews18 followers
June 6, 2019
First, about the dust jacket. The front cover features a faux-National Enquirer typeface, and the reverse, a monk flagellating a bare-bottomed nun (bottom tinted yellow). The author’s photo shows him in a pullover, shades, and a cowboy hat. Let’s hope this sort of thing does not become a common expedient for marketing “cross-over” academic books. For one thing, the young woman at the library checkout desk gave me a sidelong glance.

There is little about sex here (though teenage boys in search of titillation are free to use their imaginations). Instead, the author, a musicologist, has written up five stories he gleaned from the 17th and 18th century “Proceedings before the Papal Congregation of Bishops and Regulars” at the Vatican Library. The tales include stories about nuns who use folk magic in an attempt to find a stolen viola, a violent row over some chapel embroidery, a nun who masquerades as a priest to attend the opera, and cloister members from the same aristocratic family escaping their family-donated convent by burning it down.

Monson writes well (if too chattily for my taste) offering reflections on his research in the Vatican Library as well as attempts at contemporary relevance. The authorial voice is often necessary to fill gaps because the primary sources are investigative documents written by the nuns’ male superiors, men who were uninterested in tidying up loose ends of the incidents they related.

There is much of interest here: sidelights on monastic music and the raising of silkworms, for instance. What one will not find is much about religion. Apparently all the women featured here were relegated to the cloister by families trying to save dowry money. None seems to have had a religious vocation. It is easy to conclude from the reading of this book that 18th-century Italy would have been a much happier and more sensible place if nuns and their male superiors had simply married one another and spent their lives raising large families who could sing and play musical instruments.
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Author 3 books1 follower
May 6, 2020
Less salacious than the title might suggest, Nuns Behaving Badly is a well-researched deep dive into the Vatican archives, presenting tales of nuns misbehaving in 17th century Italy.

The various stories present a picture of women with few options in life and how the convents of the time were used as a place to house them. The biggest troublemakers seem to be women from wealthy families who, for whatever reason, did not marry, and were certainly not expected to work for a living. So the families pay the church to take care of them and they become nuns. It is perhaps because of their lack of piety that creates a garden where these situations grow. In one instance, several nuns from the same family set fire to the upper floors of their convent simply because they didn't like the place and wanted to go home. In another, a nun from a wealthy family decorates the church with fine paintings and elaborate needlework and when another woman wanted to add to the decorations with her own needlework, the nun rips it from the wall and tears it up. You get the idea.

Mostly these stories depict women looking for an outlet for creativity in a situation where the church strictly regulates every aspect of the lives. There are also many spoiled wealthy women who are not used to being told they cannot do something and can only take out their aggression on the convent, the Catholic church or the other nuns. When these personalities clash it creates a pressure cooker of heated emotions and the women lash out.

How these stories are related however is a bit dry. There is a lot about the relationships of the nuns and their families to the cities, much back and forth from the church authorities (whose documentation of these events is the basis of the book) which isn't really necessary in my opinion. I think these tales could be tightened up and told in a more conversational tone and the result would be a more readable book. So overall, interesting, but it drags a bit.
595 reviews2 followers
December 18, 2020
The title of Craig Monson's work on naughty nuns doesn't leave much to the imagination. It is, as stated, a compilation of incidents involving Italy's nuns in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries - taken straight from the Vatican archives, no less. Some were rather mundane, certainly by today's standards: a nun who loved to sing, for example, and had to be barred from doing so by formal decree, only to fall afoul of the decree. Others - such as the Calabrian nuns who set fire to their convent in order to escaped the cloistered life - are admittedly more shocking.

As Monson discovered in the course of his research, a typical nun's life was rather dull. Surprised? I wasn't either. I was surprised to learn, though that the life of a nun often began at the age of six or seven, and sometimes as young as two. Also, that there were aristocratic convents, convents for converted prostitutes (the appropriately named Convertites), and for everyone in between. What's more, the convent was the usual choice for younger daughters, as the Church's dowry requirements were significantly less than a husband's.

All of which is to say that as much as I enjoyed reading about the episodes themselves (sneaking relatives into convents! sneaking out to the opera! an escalating dispute over convent cushions!), I enjoyed even more learning learning about this aspect of life during and after the Renaissance. I've commented before of being impressed by the power of the Church and its total and utter domination of life; I come away from Nuns Behaving Badly amazed again at the acts committed in the name of God.

Amen.
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21 reviews2 followers
January 5, 2023
Tre stelle e tre quarti. Ho molto apprezzato la mancanza di episodi pruriginosi e la ricerca di storie di ribellione piuttosto che di scandali a sfondo stregonesco/sessuale.
In generale ben scritto e le voci narranti sono credibili (venendo citati atti dei vari processi, viene da dire “ci mancherebbe altro”)…l’unico difetto è l’essere un saggio che mira a fare il romanzo e viceversa, probabilmente avrebbe beneficiato di un po’ di scorrevolezza in più.
Sicuramente il contenuto non è quello che ci si aspetta dal titolo e dalla copertina: dopo un’introduzione molto interessante i cinque racconti hanno al centro i seguenti episodi (molto semplificati per brevità):
- invocazioni al demonio per ritrovare una viola rubata all’interno del monastero
- insubordinazione delle monache ad un arcivescovo tiranneggiante culminata in un incendio doloso
- liti interne per gli arredi e il rifacimento della chiesa di Santa Maria Nuova a Bologna, con tanto di arazzi stracciati e dati alle fiamme
- fughe da un monastero fatiscente e rapporti “speciali” tra monache
- una promettente cantante diventata monaca approfitta del carnevale per andare a sentire l’opera e, scoperta, viene punita con 10 anni di silenzio, due trasferimenti e un ritorno al monastero d’origine di soppiatto.
Da leggere per chi fosse interessato al tema, se si cercano storie di empowerment femminile e/o anticlericalismo suggerirei di cercare altrove :) sicuramente questi temi fanno parte dell’ordito di questo libro ma in maniera molto più sottile di quanto il marketing non suggerisca.
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3 reviews
June 10, 2024
The research and document retrieval at the heart of this collection is incredible. Commendation to the author for putting all stories together from Vatican archive and presenting each with numerous POVs. One criticism is that the writing itself was at times hard to follow, and could have benefited from a less-traditional structure once in a while— one that made names, dates, and timelines more visual maybe. Nevertheless, the book succeeds in giving a truer account of convent life in ~1700s Italy than what we were made to believe by the Catholic-peddled cultural narrative of the last century. The women in these herstories had more freedoms, authority, voice, and respect than one would have expected pre-read. An irreplaceable text to understand the ways in which women’s lib is not a steady upward tilt, but a series of earned-empowerment-then-re-constriction on repeat — an ebb and flow of progress — nonlinear.
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59 reviews1 follower
September 6, 2025
Il titolo del libro è assolutamente "clickbait", perché le storie sono del tardo Seicento, quindi ben oltre il Medioevo, e non sono così scabrose come sembra suggerire il titolo.

Si parla, però, di monache, donne, ribelli. Ne emergono le contraddizioni delle loro vite, la vera realtà dell'Inquisizione (molto magnanima e per nulla crudele, al contrario di come viene spesso dipinta) e uno spaccato della società del tempo.

Libro anche abbastanza ben scritto
84 reviews1 follower
July 29, 2025
5 storie con protagoniste suore dal comportamento non proprio edificante per i dettami dell'epoca. Sicuramente ottime la ricerca e la ricostruzione storica, traduzione scorrevole, ma avevo aspettative troppo alte.
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