Vampire Seduction Handbook: Have the Most Thrilling Love of Your Life

by Luc Richard Ballion, Scott Bowen

Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal?   

At last, this step-by-step guide will help women the world over to experience the pleasures of vampire romance. You’ll learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) and the best places to find a vampire and, no, it’s not in graveyards. Once you’ve been initiated into the realm of human-vampire sex, you’ll want to know about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself. Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing blood-play with physical thrills, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The result is a book you would die for. Really.

256 pages, Paperback

First published October 1, 2009

Reviews

[Kori · Rating 2 out of 5]

Disappointing. I thought it would be funnier. They tried to write it as a serious manual, and, in my opinion, it flopped.

[Oana-Maria Uliu · Rating 1 out of 5]

I'm giving this book one star only because it is beautiful. Yes, it is. Physically beautiful. High quality paper, almost like cardboard, rounded corners... It would have deserved much better content. It is supposed to be funny and smart, but fails miserably. There is nothing in it that I hadn't thought of myself. Zero originality.

[Tib · Rating 2 out of 5]

What kind of straight bullshit is this? Thought this was supposed to be a parody or spoof on the rise in love of vampires in the past few decades, but damn, this book took itself way too seriously and came off as a little too hetero and a little too sexist for me so, take that as you will.

[Karo · Rating 1 out of 5]

*insert 🙄 here*

[Mir Anda · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book made me laugh in the beginning, but as it continued it took to itself a seriousness that by the end had me nearly convinced that this was something that happens to people. The writing wasn't horrible, and could have been worked on. The 'secretive' ness of vampire knowledge you weren't aloud to know left you wanting for more. This book could be easily loved or hated, I myself found it an okay read.

[Jennifer Varnadore · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is a great read if you love vampiric novels. I found the title readily amusing, and thus I picked it up from my local bookstore. However, it really is veritably intriguing. I didn't expect that I would learn as much as I have from a book I really picked up on impulse.

[Davienne · Rating 4 out of 5]

I liked that the book took itself seriously but also had some humor thrown in. I liked the step by step guide to finding and baging your vampire lover. I also liked that they didn't gloss over the difficulties that would arise with the relationship.

[Morgue Anne · Rating 3 out of 5]

Book 13/150

[Cindy · Rating 5 out of 5]

AWESOME BOOK