SPOILER ALERT: This review does NOT contain any detailed spoilers for THIS SPECIFIC BOOK, however it DOES contain some spoilers for the Hollywood Royalty series and the A-List series. I'll let you decide if you want to read on.
I don't know why I took so long to review this book, or even to read it -- oh no wait, yes I do! It's because I didn't want The A-List to end! Sadly yes, this is the final book in the Hollywood Royalty series. I wish it had gone for at least four; as I'll inevitably describe more below, the third act of this book felt really rushed, and in general the action could have sustained at least four books. More broadly though, in thinking back over how well I liked this series, I have to ask myself why did it fail? (I mean, beyond not having vampires in it, which is apparently some kind of YA series requirement at this point.) But I mean really -- not being handicapped by having the jaw-droppingly boring Anna Percy and Ben (ugh I never can remember his last name! Is it Brigham? No wait it's Birnbaum) as the central plot, this series should have gone on for ten books, unlike the original A-List which put together probably realistically had about three books' worth of genuinely enjoyable material in it.
So what went wrong here, other than being launched after Twilight sunk its teeth into the neck of popular YA series? Honestly, it's hard to say. Amelie Adams is a genuinely interesting and likeable character. Even if her sweet and clear-eyed nature is a bit unrealistic if you've ever met anyone who worked as a child actor, her character and plot seems like just the kind of thing that would interest a younger reader. Her plot also does the best job of incorporating elements from reality (e.g. real celebrities, movies) to actually make it more interesting and believable.
Same goes for Jojo. She's completely likeable and down-to-earth, and her reactions to the Hollyweird lifestyle and difficulties in finding her footing ring true. There's a little bit much of the "she's so amazing and doesn't know it" happening (a la Reed in the Private books), but it's not overblown, particularly since she does have unpleasant and/or embarrassing things happen to her. The way she deals with the consequences totally works for me, particularly in how she deals with boys but also in how she handles her step-sister.
The other main characters work a bit less for me. Jake Porter-Goldsmith comes closer, but much of he and his friend's bro-mance with the popular crowd was a bit too wish-fulfillment-y for me. The second Ash Gilmour had broken up with Myla and it was clear he wasn't going to date Jojo, I could have cared less about his character. It's possible had the series gone on longer he would have redeemed himself, but in this book he could have not existed and it wouldn't have changed my opinion of it at all -- he just didn't need to be there, and I kind of felt myself hurrying along his chapters. In my opinion Ash and Jake's best plot is their shared one of having been childhood friends and now having this awkward relationship. This played out really nicely in the second book, and it would have been good to see that developed further.
In the end though, I feel like this series' biggest downfall is Myla Everhart. I want to like her, I really do. I mean let's face it -- bitchy characters are often funny characters. I think the problem here is that this was one bitch with no soul. Much of what made the original A-List series readable came from the characters of Sam and Cammie, both of whom were mega-bitches, but both of whom were also funny, likable, and actually showed a lot of roundedness and vulnerability over the course of the series (even if some of the plots, like the mystery of Cammie's mom's death, were a bit hokey and over-the-top). They were bitches a reader could really care about, because there was enough going on that most could find some way of identifying with them. They had issues galore -- family issues, body issues, trust issues -- and so were more than just a bundle of catty comments and black AmEx cards.
Myla on the other hand is completely unrelatable. Her total lack of self-awareness through the first two books and quite frankly most of the third make her really difficult to like, though I'm sure people who can relate strongly to being really gorgeous, having most people be totally afraid of you, the pitfalls of being adopted by the superrich and super-famous, and being a bit of a sociopath can totally relate. She seemed like maybe she was heading in a different direction at the end of the second book, but no. And by the time her character does start warming up here, it's too little, too late. It's so rushed that the only way to find it believable is to picture the scene in the cartoon version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas where they show the Grinch's heart growing three sizes in about three seconds. And to the Grinch's credit, he'd actually had a life-changing experience.
On the whole however, I feel like this series' high points outnumbered its weak points, and I don't feel like having one unpleasant female character should have been enough to do it in. (I only count Myla here 'cause let's face it, there's not one Alloy series that does a really good job with male characters, I guess because they're trying to give tw/teens boys they want to read about as opposed to realistic ones; though I will say on the whole Jacob PG in this series probably wins for most realistic. I know it's weird, but actually what I found most charming about him was his relationship with his family and with Ash, not with any of the girls.)
So who's to blame? I'm gonna go with vampires. Though I saw at the end of this book an ad for a new Hollywood celebri-spawn series penned (at least ostensibly) by a woman who I think is Regis' daughter (as in Regis and Kathy Lee/Kelly). I have fuzzy memories of having to call her for something wayyyy back when I was first starting out in the mag business; our EIC had gone on R&K and so somehow that led to us giving her freelance work. That's all I remember though and honestly I'm not 100% sure it's the same gal. It would make sense if it was her though, like "hey I'm the daughter of someone famous, writing about characters who are famous people's daughters." So maybe Alloy hasn't given up yet on series about riches 'n' bitches. Let's just hope this new crop is any good.