My Cat Hates You

by Jim Edgar

Cat, in all of its incarnations, hates us. You, me, and most likely its creator, for subjecting it to the predictable species that is homo sapiens. As long as the food keeps coming so will the feigned loving. Cat needs us not and smirks at the very mention of the word domesticated. Any feline worth his whiskers will tell you he is more than capable of getting his own food and finding his own shelter. But hey, who doesn't like a free ride? Within these pages you will find that Cat has far less than your well-being at the forefront of his agenda...but then you always knew that deep down, didn't you, loser?

Genres: Humor, Cats

112 pages, Hardcover

Published January 1, 2004

Reviews

[Julie · Rating 3 out of 5]

I love cats especially humorous cat books but the caption was hard to read and the majority of the pictures were not that funny except for the "Infamous Feline Mug Shots" and the "Disobedience School Yearbook".

Here are a few of my favorites:

"Infamous Feline Mug Shots"

Alias: Li'l Badass
Charge: Late-night dissonant meowing without a license

Alias: Felix "Freshmaker" Stone 
Charge: Joyriding in the baby stroller and leaving the baby on the porch 

"Disobedience School Yearbook"

Nickname: Timothy Leary 
Voted most likely to: get all your sisters pregnant-twice

Nickname: the Fearsome Foursome
Voted most likely to: hold the fridge hostage and demand tuna ransom 

Nickname: the proctologist
Voted most likely to: examine you while you are passed out

Nickname: Niblet
Voted most likely to: wreak havoc in Christmastown 

[bethanne · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love my kitty books. This charming book has many incriminating photos of cats at their worst. And it is hilarious!

[Vanessa · Rating 3 out of 5]

cute little book to read when you are bored and have nothing to do/already read all your books lol

[Moonbean · Rating 3 out of 5]

Would have been MUCH better in color. And Bad Cat is much funner.

But I still read it. Because cats. And I'm rating it 3.5 stars. Because cats.

[angelofmine1974 · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a cute book with tons of cat photos. The majority of the cats look mean but some are just causing trouble. I liked the mug shots of the cats throughout and of course the captions with the photos. A must read for any cat lover.

[Kaethe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sometimes, tragically, the internets, which are a series of tubes filled with cats, go down. When that happens, it is important to have a book of ugly cat pictures as backup. And that tells you more about last evening than you needed to know, I'm sure.

[angrykitty · Rating 4 out of 5]

this is such a stupid book about cats, but it's still really funny....not i can has cheezburgers funny, but still funny....

[Maxwell · Rating 5 out of 5]

a very good book it turns out the author is alergic to cats which might explan the title.

[Jenn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious!!! Jim Edgar never fails to amuse me :-D

[Susan Burcham]

Funny!

[Amanda · Rating 4 out of 5]

I enjoy cats and all these images made me laugh.

[Vanessa · Rating 4 out of 5]

super cute book!