Rhyming story of one boy’s father who attempts building, plumbing, and electrical work (among other disasters) each year of the boy’s life. The boy keeps repeating that his father is just learning how to do each thing, with the father responding, “If I’d known then what I know now.” At the end of the story, on the boy’s twelfth birthday, the family tells the father, “Dad, what you say is true. / But we still wouldn’t want any dad but you / If we’d known then what we know now!” The illustrations flesh out the text and add to the craziness of the story.