I’m not sure what short stories made The Best Short Stories of 1951 or 1952, the years from which the Pogo strips in I Go Pogo were printed, but I’m guessing with confidence that not more than a couple in either year were as good as “Don’t Write, Don’t Wire, See If You Can Reverse the Charges,” a wonderful allegoric satire that adroitly, wittily spoofs politics and human nature. At his best, Kelly was a cross between George Orwell and Jonathan Swift with a touch of Lewis Carroll mixed with early Walt Disney, and I Go Pogo is Kelly at his best.
A self-interested vigilante committee, founded by a buzzard (looking to add Churchy to their soup so it can be turtle soup in more than name only) seeks to enlist allies in the pursuit of Churchy, “Let me read you Members of the Vigilante Committee something he wrote: ‘The Keen and Quing were quirling at quoits In the meadow behind of the Mere Tho’ mainly the mere was middle with mow…An heretical hitherto here!’ There! Don’t that sound sneaky?” The prospective vigilante committee members, three bats, are unimpressed. “Well. We don’t understand it.” The recruiting buzzard rejoins, “Exactly! It’s these things we don’t understand that are dangerous!” The bats continue their drifting away from the buzzard. One says, “Glad you warned us…I don’t understand you either.” Another adds, “By the same token, I’m goin out an’ shoot my old geometry teacher.”
In another of the storylines a baby raccoon, a puppy, a mouse and a tiger are running away. The mouse asks if anyone packed food and when it’s realized that no one did the mouse urges them to attend to that task or they’ll risk starving. “When you starve with a tiger,” he observes, “the tiger starves last.” Kelly was masterful with plot, dialogue, puns, nonsense verse, expressive lettering that conveyed character, and magically dramatic panel drawings that are vibrant enough to appear animated. His peers are few: Schulz, Watterson, and Seuss. Maybe Trudeau. His betters? Ain’t been found.