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128 pages, Unknown Binding
First published August 6, 2009
On a rate of one to ten, with ten being You were fantastic, {whoever gets that, I love you} and one being You're Dolores Umbridge, this book was a negative ten. But unfortunately, you can't rate a book in negatives, so I'm giving it the least possible - 1 star.
Why? WHY? This was the worst graphic novel ever, that's why. Honestly, I loved the novel. And so I was totally excited that there was a graphic novel.
...and then I read it.
What's wrong with this?
Numbero Uno: is a graphic novel. You are supposed to show the actions. You're not supposed to write it. For instance, if Butler hands Artemis his laptop, you're supposed to show him handing the laptop, not just effing say it! It's a graphic novel, for Chrissake! Now, go read some mangas.
Two: Just what is wrong with Artemis' hair? JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT? Scratch that, just what is wrong with his entire body? He's supposed to look more this:
and less this:
And seriously, just what is wrong with his hair?
Three: What's wrong with Butler ? Butler is supposed to look like Vin Diesel, (Or at least, that's what I imagined him to be) not a blond potato with a pea for a head and a steroid neck! Seriously. Butler isn't even blond. His head is shaved bald.
<-- Butler does not look like this.
Four: Why on Earth is Foaly a blue baboon?
He just... he can't look like... like that! *shivers with revulsion* He should look more like this:
Also, where the heck is his tin foil cap?
Five: Mulch Diggums. WTF dude? You know what? I can't even talk about this right now.
Six: Holly. WHUT IS THIS?
WTF is up with this?
Seven: Dude. What happened to paying attention to details, or even having some common sense? Can anyone explain to me why Holly and Artemis are of the same height?
Holly is one meter sans one centimeter tall. That's nearly 3.3 feet. Artemis was thirteen in the book. I seriously doubt he was 3.3 feet too. This is how they were actually:
The whole book was just... ugh!
