B4 8:58am--11:38pm
It's so amusing to see the transformation, that they already enjoy feuding so much in the 2nd book they don't want it to stop. Caroline didn't want to move because then they would have no one to fight with in Ohio. Wally realized he was having fun trying to one-up the Malloy sisters.
The girls heard the boys were camping out and had the idea to steal their clothes in the night. I couldn't wait for them to pull it off, but as always, their prank as ruined before it could get started. Wally caught them trailing after and told the others, and they had the idea to lead the girls on a goose chase to get them lost in the woods.
It was hilarious when Wally woke up to a hand inside the tent and he screamed bloody murder.
Caroline was of course caught when she took it upon herself to search for the boys' clothes while her sisters were sleeping. Wally grabbed her hand and the boys tried to drag her to the river. The girls managed to get her back, but it rained through the night and they were soaked without a tent. Wally was actually worried about them getting home okay. But they had the Halloween costume contest in the parade to worry about. Whoever won were the masters and the losers their slaves to do whatever was asked of them for a month.
The boys sent Peter over to the girls' as a spy, under the guise of returning Caroline's missing sock and being worried about them. They wanted to find out what the girls were wearing. They recognized this and took advantage of the opportunity, pumping Peter for info and lying that they were going to be gypsies. He let slip that the boys were going to be pumpkin heads, and I was like finally! Some info the girls could use!
But when Peter got back he revealed that he'd heard them talking about their costume in the pantry. I was so mad the girls said their real costumes right there off the kitchen, knew he could hear. She had Peter have trouble remembering and I was hoping he wouldn't remember but he eventually did. So the boys tried to come up with a costume to beat a centipede, which was a vulture.
Eddie and Josh had to grade each other's assignments and she saw on the back of his assignment where he had drawn their plan to be vultures and attack the girls with vomit, pee, and crap. The girls had to change their costume, now to a tree.
The boys spied them looking for sticks and came to the conclusion that they were going to be Indians, a chief and squaw, and one would be a teepee. Definitely not PC, and with them having a bet to be master and slaves.
The girls' mom sent them with a pie in return, but the boys suspected it was full of "dog doo" and they massacred the pie. They knew they couldn't show it to their mom without explaining all their shenanigans so they ate the whole thing and replaced it with a store-bought pie. I was irritated that Mrs. Hatford knew it had come from the bakery and got so upset that Mrs. Malloy would lie about baking the pie herself and the boys didn't even say anything.
It was funny that the teacher made Wally participate in the play, and he acted out the footman to Caroline's Goblin Queen and had to say he obeyed her, and his face turned red.
During the play Wally pulled Caroline's chair out too far and she fell down and everyone laughed. I was so mad at him. But she went with it and had him carry her off the stage, so she won that round.
The boys smashed their lizard costume and even though they were able to fix it, Eddie saw red and insisted on revenge. Caroline took it upon herself and got her scissors and popped the inner-tube of the boys' alien costume. They were all taken to the principals office and disqualified from participating in the parade.
The boys made a fake invitation to a scavenger hunt from Eddie's friend to lure them into a cemetery on Halloween, and planned to dump spaghetti and worms on them. Thanks to Caroline trying to find the right route to get there, she caught the boys at the cemetery and warned her sisters. They got there early and scoped things out and discovered the worm plan.
The boys kept wasting trick or treating time waiting for the girls to appear. When they were finally going to leave, they discovered the spaghetti and worms were gone and a note from their mom said to get home this instant. Jake knew his mom wouldn't use the word instant and she always wrote, not printed. I was so annoyed thinking they had ruined the girls' prank.
I was getting so mad thinking the guys would get the last laugh as always. I was thinking that the pranks hadn't been so good, not near as good as the first book, or the 5th. And then it happened.
The guys were so upset that they had almost missed out on Halloween, barely got any candy because it was so late, and the fact that they had been spending so much time on the girls. They vowed to forget about the girls and the rivalry and get on with having fun again because they'd been so consumed with getting even. And then they got home and found all three girls were in their living room, their mom asking why they invited them over and didn't even have the decency to show up, and that they didn't even mention it to her. She told Jake to use his money on drinks, Josh to get some games, and she took all their candy and passed it out to the girls! Gold!
Finally the girls won!