DAME AGATHA CHRISTIE AND HER PEERS
BOOK 49 - 1973
If you're looking for a book with overt racism, homophobia, xenophobia and misogyny, then this is the book for you....wait, that was Marsh's earlier "Death in Ecstasy"....I'll start again. If you're looking for a book overwhelmingly packed with racism and xenophobia with only a mere touch of homophobia and misogyny, "Black as He's Painted" is for you. I read this hoping a later Marsh work might be a revelation in structure or plot or something and explain this author's fame.
CAST - 2 stars: About some new neighbors: "It wasn't that they were lard fat...it wasn't that the man wore a bracelet and anklet...Monstrous though these grotesqueries undoubtedly were, they were nothing compared with the eyes and mouths of the Sanskrits (from Ng'ombwana-a fake emerging nation in Africa), which were, Mr. Whipplestone now saw with something like panic, equally heavily made up," thought Whipplestone. "They shouldn't be here...People like that," Whipplestone thinks. But he's just bought a house in a new neighborhood and doesn't bother at all to check out a stranger living in the basement and 2 strangers living on the top floor as his "help." When Superintendent Roderick Alleyn is summoned by the Ng'ombwana Ambassador, Alleyn mutters, "God bless his woolly grey head." Okay, you might say, not so bad really. How about Alleyn thinking about scents: "...and the indefinably alien scent of persons of a different colour." I could go on and on: the title of this book should have been enough to warn me. No one here is likeable but perhaps Mrs. George Alleyn (rather, Troy) seems nice. She's asked to paint a portrait of Boomer, the President of Ng'ombwana. (Hilariously, in the space of a day or so, she completes the portrait-seemingly using oils-packs it up and sends it off without time for drying. Ahem...) A rather weak cast. Oh, except for a fascinating cat, Lucy Lockett, who I wouldn't mind having around the house at all. That said, I did like that Marsh starts her novel with a "Cast of Characters," so a second star for the cast listing...and Lucy.
ATMOSPHERE - 2 stars: I liked Whipplestone's newly purchased house but he notes it has a fake Japanese garden, so I'd like to have known what that meant. There is a big embassy party, and water and reflections and colors are described nicely. BUT, still, I wouldn't buy a house in a single day and be okay with 3 strangers living there. Only in bad, bad novels does this happen. Like here.
CRIME - 1 star: There is a gunshot. Then someone is stabbed with a spear. But the author practically screams up front that the gunshot portion of the plot is all a lie, so the crime comes down to a spear through the heart. Nothing new here.
INVESTIGATION - 1 star: Lots of space for more racial and xenophobic slurs. Oh, and a smart cat.
RESOLUTION - 1 star: Didn't care, seemed all rather silly, as if Marsh wrote this just to spout hateful, unfunny remarks. Some kind of international conspiracy to get back at a previous crime. Sort of like a terribly bad take on Dame Christie's "Murder on the Orient Express".
SUMMARY: A generous 1.4 stars, and only because of the beautiful description of the Embassy Party (at which the murder takes place). No, I do not understand this author's appeal at all. At the Embassy, a woman says a black guy hit her...then later its a "...dirty big black man who kicked her..." And, of course, Boomer complains that someone is too pale. Marsh can't help herself and she even tops this one, "Nobody can look quite so eloquently bored as a Negro. The eyes are almost closed, showing a lower rim of white..." before the end of the novel. I'll wrap up my review with a quote from the novel: "Not him. The other black bastard...And the smell: like salad oil or something." Salad oil? Really? Marsh, by any standards, is sometimes absolutely inexplicable.