”This is the captain. There is nothing to worry about. We have temporarily flown beyond the fringes of the atmosphere, and are, for the moment, orbiting the Earth. We are experiencing a lack of gravity at the moment and it is essential that you remain seated with your seatbelts fastened. I assure you, there is nothing to worry about.”
When the rocket engines of a futuristic commercial airliner misfire, the passengers and crew of Consolidated Airlines Star Streak Flight 14 end up marooned above the Earth’s stratosphere and it’s all hands-on-deck dirtside as corporate engineers, attorneys, NASA and the Russians race to ferret out a possible saboteur and affect a rescue of the imperiled plane before its oxygen reserves run out! It all sounds like a silly late-seventies ‘made-for-television’ disaster plot, right? And there’s just no way this has any chance of being good, right?
But … climbing right past my expectations … author Thomas H. Block pilots this (admittedly dated) thriller into a turbulent adventure story with quite a few genuine twists and a sci-fi level of plausibility that makes this Sharknado of an airport-disaster tale … surprisingly enjoyable. Written when the U.S. space shuttle program was still in infancy (also no cell phone, Internet or texting), Block’s seemingly impossible-to-swallow premise now feels … slightly prescient? I felt a chill, for example, as Block’s characters bicker over the Star Streak’s ability to survive earthly re-entry when atmospheric friction would super-heat the craft’s vulnerable wings. Twenty years later, the same scenario would become real world, dooming the space shuttle Columbia after damage to the ablative tiles on the spacecraft’s wings would comprise the craft, causing it to disintegrate on re-entry. And with billionaires Musk and Bezos already privatizing space travel, the idea of commercial flights to Earth orbit is already here.
In fact, Block’s futuristic machines are rather relatable; it’s his people who end-up the assholes. It was tough to figure out who to root for as Block seems to delight in introducing a new ‘white hat’ chapter-by-chapter – only to demote them to pond scum a few pages later. He is also rather cruel to his heroines; the most attractive skirts get the most gruesome fates to the point where it’s almost creepy. But again … despite the fact that I couldn’t quite find too many likeable characters … it never unconnected me from the story. The cast might be a crew of jerks … but they were interesting jerks … and I certainly didn’t mind when a few got their comeuppance.
Orbit is certainly not a classic. But I’m increasingly fond of these old stories that are absolutely, unapologetically stuck in the era in which they were written. This was fun … far better than I expected … and still holding up pretty well for its age.